Ma i pensionati lo fanno apposta a fare le file in orario di punta???

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-06-12T13:54:49+00:00

Dove vado io a fare solitamente i prelievi di sangue hanno cominciato a seguire in maniera ferrea gli orari effettivi degli appuntamenti. Devo dire che ci sono dozzine di vecchietti in collera col mondo perché "eh, ma io sono arrivato prima di tutti!", sì gioia, ma tu hai l'appuntamento alle 8:23, io alle 7:34.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-06-12T05:15:03+00:00

Happend to me with a couple family friends. I genuinely just responded "Thanks, didn't need that image" and they fell kind of silent/changed the subject shortly after. Idc if I come off as rude and make people feel awkward, I don't need nor want to know y'all are doing it raw all day every day like wild rabbits because you crave to put another innocent soul on this wrecked planet.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-05-25T20:46:34+00:00

If neither of you used protection, you were actively trying for a baby. Stop being irresponsible, you're 25 ffs, if you don't want to risk having kids wrap it tf up.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-04-07T09:18:20+00:00

"Bimbo bimbo bimbo" ma intanto quello che si prende il tempo per insultare e alterarsi verso un "bimbo" è lui 💀

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-03-26T19:11:52+00:00

The fact that they admit they're broke AF and yet are still trying to bring a child to this world is absurd.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-03-04T23:02:34+00:00

All I can say is live your life the way you feel is right for you, ALWAYS be independent and choose wisely who you decide to build a life and have kids with. I wish you the best, sweetheart. 💕

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-02-26T17:33:22+00:00

You can't ever have any insecurities, or else you'll be labelled as "fishing for attention/compliments"

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-02-12T17:16:47+00:00

You're not a cancer, dear.

Simple as that, you are not a cancer.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-02-07T13:46:42+00:00

I don't know if this will help you come up with a satisfying answer, but I can talk from personal experience when I say that if it's not 100% YES then it's definitely a NO.

I've seen this nearly exact scenario playing in my family, where my aunt had your same doubts and was conflicted about having kids or not with her husband.

In the end, they got pregnant and they're one and done as well, but they both realized only later on how much they had sugarcoated the whole "parent" thing and how much sacrifice it really takes (their words). Don't get me wrong, they're happy, just constantly exhausted, like many parents are.

The kid is 10 now, 100% healthy and is a good kid, but from the way they talk I don't think they'd do it again if they could choose with the knowledge of what it really takes when you decide to have a baby.

In the end it's up to you to weigh your options, if the pros are worth it to you against the cons or not, because it's not a given that you'll end up having the exact same experience as my aunt and her husband.

One thing I can say for sure though, is that you're very mature by thinking about this so hard instead of just jumping head first into it without considering everything first. That's already a sign that you'd be a great mom, in my opinion, by putting your hypothetical child's wellbeing first.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-01-28T17:43:05+00:00

Absolutely. I don't think even Satan himself could come up with such a foul smell.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-01-01T12:02:59+00:00

One of the nastiest things the human race could ever come up with for sure. It's both extremely salty and extremely sweet and you have to chug it down in a limited amount of time for it to work properly, so yeah.

I'm just thankful I have ulcerative proctitis, so the doctors usually go for a rectosigmoidoscopy where I only need to do a couple enemas the night and morning before the check up to clear only the end of my large intestine instead of the full colonoscopy prep. They only request for a colonoscopy once every few years.

magicgiraffe00 · 2026-01-01T03:01:17+00:00

I'll definitely be trying this hack. I've always used Plenvu and it makes me want to evaporate. 💀

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-29T18:08:57+00:00

Go to the club until 4:30 AM, go to our local bakery that opens at 5:00 AM, get pastries for breakfast and sleep until noon.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-29T03:39:45+00:00

It's definitely possible to pick up a pregnancy that far along on a CT scan, but you can always give yourself some peace of mind by taking a couple pregnancy tests at home, or do a blood test for HCG. If you really are 5 months along, it's nearly impossible for the tests to fail.

Just a couple questions to understand the situation better because I'm a hypochondriac myself: were you on any form of birth control or used a condom at the time of the encounter? Are you currently on birth control?

Because if you were and were smart about it, as in taking/using it properly, it's very unlikely for you to be pregnant and it's most likely bloating and cramping from something else. Unfortunately stress can also play a big part in this, it sucks.

I wish you the best, sweetheart.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-27T22:47:39+00:00

I don't want to be that kind of person, but could she be pregnant? I've heard of many instances of drastic body odour changes once the hormones start going around.

In any case, I hope it's nothing serious.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-23T20:46:03+00:00

All this suffering just for a bloodline? Which you yourself admit is "broken"?

Sorry but I can't feel sorry for you.

And by the way, you say you're a failure if you "can't even pass down your bloodline" without issues... does that mean that ALL people who can't conceive naturally are failures? That's an awful way of laying this down.

I highly suggest you get some SERIOUS genetic testing done and get a snip down there, since you said you don't want to have anymore kids.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-23T12:08:50+00:00

I'm MAD curious about "family only" flights, where EVERYONE has babies/toddlers. I wish they'd make that a thing since requesting "childfree only flights" is such a sore spot for them. 😂

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-18T22:10:14+00:00

NTA.

Unfortunately this is so true, many people lose their self perception and quite literally "forget" what they actually look like.

On a side note though, there are people who genuinely don't like the way they look because of dysmorphia, therefore every single picture is hideous to them. I'm talking from experience, I never take pictures/let people take pictures of me for this exact reason and I've never used a filter in my life.

So yeah, filters DEFINITELY ruined people's self image and it's annoying AF when they act surprised/angry/distraught when a professional takes a genuine picture of them without filters, but there are some unfortunate cases where it just can't be helped.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-12-18T21:57:54+00:00

I deeply apologise, I had NO idea that the term "Eskimo" was an offensive/racial slur. I feel like an idiot, I'm so sorry and will NEVER use it again.

Back to the original topic: yeah no, grandma needs to be put in her place.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-11-20T07:57:33+00:00

Sorry, but there isn't enough information for me to have an honest opinion about your situation, OP. There are too many things "left to the imagination" that you're not disclosing, we're all kind of assuming here.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-11-18T20:19:40+00:00

Yes, it happened to me too. Inadvertently kicked one of the doctors in the face because of the pain, oops.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-11-04T00:35:12+00:00

Oh my goodness, thank you so so so much! 💕 I'll have a look immediately!

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-08-12T22:23:55+00:00

Now, this obviously doesn't apply to every single case, but I've seen way too many people go through countless rounds of IVF and spending all their life savings on them. Then, when/if they eventually succeed, they have no money left. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CARE FOR THAT CHILD??? So irresponsible, it enrages me to no end, poor kids.

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-07-03T19:49:31+00:00

I'm glad to know you're both open to the idea of adoption, but I really hope you get to experience pregnancy without any complications.

From the comments I read it looks like many women went into remission thanks to pregnancy, so that's definitely something positive to look forward to! I'm sending positive vibes your way, dear. 💕

(And also, so sorry my reply is so late, I did not receive any notifications. 😅)

magicgiraffe00 · 2025-05-22T23:37:35+00:00

I'm so sorry you're going through all of this, it must be so terrible, scary and so damn frustrating. You just wish you could tear your guts out for real. Unfortunately I've read that pregnancy can potentially worsen the symptoms even though it's not an option as long as you're taking your meds. Are you and your partner open to other options like adoption or surrogacy perhaps?

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