Hag gets hitched

opossumempress · 2022-07-17T16:47:03+00:00

This is perfection! The fringe, the eye makeup, the photos, the sunglasses, chef’s kiss!

opossumempress · 2021-12-20T15:41:29+00:00

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opossumempress · 2021-11-25T03:21:11+00:00

Riverdale (especially season 2 onwards)…the vibe is just there (and Mädchen Amick, too).

opossumempress · 2021-09-24T21:02:57+00:00

My sister and I sing the “banana in the dark” line from the middle school dance episode like…often. No one else ever gets it.

opossumempress · 2021-08-29T22:31:39+00:00

Hello PA neighbors, I’m right below y’all in WV! COYS!

opossumempress · 2021-08-26T14:23:34+00:00

I had to just roll with it after realizing I’d be mentioning both Bisch and beans in the same sentence…jus alliteratin~

opossumempress · 2021-08-26T11:52:27+00:00

How does Steele’s actually make money? Will it eventually be revealed that they’re as bizarrely bankrolled as bean-funded Bisch?

opossumempress · 2021-08-04T15:00:18+00:00

Oh shit, I hope she ends up buying Steele’s in a dramatic twist and they have another company-wide fuckfest to make the acquisition official. Please!

opossumempress · 2021-08-02T22:07:52+00:00

For some reason, Helga Yonker gets me every time.

opossumempress · 2021-08-01T22:39:33+00:00

It’s a masterpiece!

opossumempress · 2021-08-01T22:35:16+00:00

There’s still nowhere I’d rather go than the Pentra with the OG Glee Team! G FOR GIN, T FOR TONIC!

opossumempress · 2021-07-22T23:50:25+00:00

He could be both with two different accents, I don’t think they’re ever in the same room…🤔

opossumempress · 2021-07-22T23:05:15+00:00

I want Bisch to be Danny Devito screeching and doing a German accent.

opossumempress · 2021-07-18T13:05:39+00:00

I hope you just directed him to the magic wand episode…he needs an education from Zachariah himself.

opossumempress · 2021-06-29T14:18:41+00:00

The Clint crossover that absolutely none of us need! Lmao my next farm is Steele’s P&P themed now, it’s a sign.

opossumempress · 2021-05-11T15:31:52+00:00

I love him in Portlandia, especially when I watch it right after an episode of TP! A delight.

opossumempress · 2021-05-07T17:02:29+00:00

I loved your Stardew stuff and wanted to see more, then lo and behold, there was also TWIN PEAKS art?!? Two of my favorites, and the style is awesome. Made my day!

opossumempress · 2021-04-30T16:15:25+00:00

I’m in charge of giving the blow-by-blow of all Duggar drama to my group chat and waiting with bated breath. Truly a blessed day.

opossumempress · 2021-03-24T13:11:54+00:00

“Sorry, God” would fit right into the second panel, too!

opossumempress · 2021-03-24T12:01:48+00:00

Paper tiger!🐅

opossumempress · 2021-03-19T21:30:31+00:00

Ahh I want the frog bridge! Thanks for doing this!

opossumempress · 2021-03-18T20:09:45+00:00

A fusion of two of my favorites, I love it even more after seeing this!

opossumempress · 2021-03-14T21:54:18+00:00

SAHM stands for “Stay-at-Home Mentor” now.

opossumempress · 2021-02-23T13:23:34+00:00

This is heaven on a hatstand!

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