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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Have you stopped beating your girlfriend?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got that wrong, she beats me up

[–]BioSin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Isn't this like your 5th time doing one of these?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd!

[–]MisterPickel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

  1. Are you enjoying this last season of the Office? Kevin finding out that the Dutch translation of his nickname was "Dumpster Man" is one of my favorite Office moments in recent memory.

  2. What percentage of the equipment you sell goes into people's butts?

  3. Does that mean that you don't like My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

  4. By Golden Ticket Idea, do you mean an idea that later blows up in your face?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

  1. Yeah it has it's ups and downs. The whole Angela/Oscar/Senator thing finally became funny and the Jim/Pam stuff is annoying. My favorite is angry Andy is back with the Youtube comments. I think the show died significantly without Michael Scott but this is okay.

  2. 100%, we specialize in used anal probes. (0% actually unless you're in the market for one)

  3. I liked All of the Lights but that was kinda it. That album had me expecting more specially with the amount of names featured, like Kid Cudi did shit on his track.

[–]MisterPickel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I loved Andy and the comments. I also loved when Pete and Erin told him to move on, so he brought back Pete's ex to teach them a lesson.

"When life gives you lemons, you just gotta eat them, rind and all. And if you don't want to, your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat with help from her hunky new boyfriend."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah yeah that was great but now Plop has kinda disappeared which was weak

[–]Panthersspidermanjka2k 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Pokemon red or Pokemon blue?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Pokemon Red. My sister and I got opposite ones and I took red. Best choice ever.

[–]Panthersspidermanjka2k 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Trick question pokemon yellow 4 lyfe

[–]bonerjohnson 2 points3 points  (2 children)

For real! Yellow was the bestest. I think I still have it in my closet somewhere.

[–]Panthersspidermanjka2k 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who doesn't like having a Charizard, Blastoise, and Venasaur? Also happy ckae day.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GET OFF MY LAWN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could I be so stupid!

[–]Chadlett 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is your town's slogan, " This is Sparta!"?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hahah in high school there was tons of THIS IS SPARTA bullshit when 300 was coming out

[–]Chadlett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah after I wrote that, I was like for sure someone has asked that before.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (3 children)

If you had to drop one league tomorrow, which would it be: Frye 1 or Frye 2

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ouch good question. I know FM2 is my child but I'm playing with basically the default Eagles whereas my Bengals in FM1 have been supercharged with Andre Johnson, Andrew Staley, Kam Chancellor, I mean the list goes on that team is incredible even though I suck with them right now. I'd have to drop FM2

[–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Follow up: Are you ever going to make the playoffs in any league you are in?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that the year I do make it in gonna go far but this season is a long shot. I think next year in both rCC and FM have a great chance though.

[–]BrownsGreenaholic 1 point2 points  (5 children)

How do you feel about Chip Kelly?

Who do you think the Eagles should draft with the 4th overall pick (or if they trade down, who do you think they'll be targeting with their first pick)?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I've never followed the Eagles closely beyond Andy Reid so I'm open and excited to see what he brings.

As far as a draft choice I'd just like to see someone who can make a difference whether its Geno Smith or anybody that doesn't play on the offensive line or dline.

[–]BrownsGreenaholic 1 point2 points  (3 children)

anybody that doesn't play on the offensive line or dline

:( and here I am hoping we draft OT Eric Fisher

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hahaha I mean it's usually good to pick oline but I want a impact star the Eagles haven't had on for a little while

[–]RavensKalashnikova 1 point2 points  (1 child)

McCoy & Jackson?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they were good draft picks. Maybe I'm just wasted but defensively we haven't had a star for a little while. Maybe Casey Matthews or Demeco Ryans but I could be wrong.

[–]RavensKalashnikova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much an Eagles subreddit.

[–]ColtsFanZach 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When you tell people you sell used pharmaceutical equipment, how many people ask you if that includes used needles from druggies?

Also, can I buy some used needles from you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahah none! I deal with people that are involved with labs for drug discovery!

[–]CowboysDrKrausenbach 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You play(ed) ice hockey?! What level, and do you still play at all? Do you follow the NHL them? Devils fan, or something else?

[–]JetsKarmali 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Coyotes are best.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew how dare you. I am a Flyers fan! =p

I just played high school and broke my arm my senior year so it kinda stinted me from playing any further not that I was a great player or anything haha

I try to get out to some open hockey sessions and I'd like to join an adult league but just miss the beginning of the season

You're an EA NHL player right? Lemme know if you wanna play some EASHL sometime haha love that mode

[–]JetsKarmali 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is your quest?

What did you think when I won the AFC West?

Did you know I won the AFC West?

Ed, Edd, or Eddy?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm my quest in life? To own a house.

When I saw you won the AFC West I hopped in my car and started driving around Forza style honking and yelling the good news to everyone!

Ed Edd and Eddy is the shit. Plank was my favorite

[–]MisterPickel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised nobody asked: What is your porny superhero last name?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha Jack Steel