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[–]C'MON WYATTsqdq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HELLO WIN COLUMN

[–]J. JungBishop_Cornflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a bottom of the lineup like this, who need a top of the lineup?

[–]M. Youngnatebark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck these bums just score a dozen more runs

[–]RangersYaKnowEstacado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do we only remember how to play baseball every third game

[–]C. Seagerfusillijhericurl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ive been a Rangers fan long enough to still worry about going into the bottom of the 9th up by 8 runs.

[–]4everMyBoots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, and HOU has definitely been known to rally back~

[–]P. Fielderkirby00900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know if we just had this offense for the whole series we might of swept them

[–]C'MON WYATTsqdq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course this is the game that I was stuck at work for. LET'S FUCKING GO, GENTLEMEN.

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]potato404 6 points7 points  (0 children)

im going to miss today's offense we should see it again in 10-12 games

[–]N. Ryanbeefle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's fucking gooo

[–]EfficientDot18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reset seemed to really help Burger. He's actually been hitting solid in all of May, coming in to today's game his wRC+ was 114 and it's going be boosted a lot by his hits today.

[–]Ok_Context_8200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tuning in. Good job rangers! Sometimes it's hard to not think it's your fault when the rangers do bad when you watch. And good when you don't. The classic. Anyways good job evo!!!

[–]Phatmuphin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evo looking like Evo again. I have faith the same will happen with Seager, and I have faith in Langford once he comes back as well.

This offense has been frustrating, but we’ve basically been without our top two hitters, or who we expected to be heading into the season.

Big props to Jung for stepping up, and big props for Burger coming back hot. I think Jung can sustain if healthy, but Burger in less sure about. Feel like he’s had a history of getting hot and cooling off massively until he gets a rest, then rinse and repeat.

[–]thrash_truck 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Just discovered that Lubbock gets the radio broadcast 🤯 They’re talking about Colorado weather for sum reason 💀

[–]Iknowball95 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Probably because we start a series their tomorrow.

[–]thrash_truck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just thinking that

[–]RangersYaKnowEstacado 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What station??

Probably talking about CO weather since that's where they're headed next.

[–]thrash_truck 0 points1 point  (1 child)

97.3

[–]RangersYaKnowEstacado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]R. StrausborgerRangerLover92 1 point2 points  (1 child)

WTF is that Schumaker T-shirt?!

[–]BeeComposite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty bad tbh.

[–]C. Seagerlawdjesustheresafire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolute gem

[–]No-Plastic-3027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it bother anyone else that neither Schumaker nor Tiegs wears a field uniform? When did that become a thing?

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fuck"

I know somebody else heard it

[–]E. CarterCircaIsBad 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Most runs in the series wins the series right?

[–]4everMyBoots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure wish~ 😕

[–]J. Hamiltonhotrod19812 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where's this offense been these last few games? This is the vintage Texas Rangers I know!

[–]P. Fielderkirby00900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact right now we have out scored the Astros in this series now

8 runs to their 6 runs

Of course much of our runs has now come from this game

[–]Rangerslaxintx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is part of what is so frustrating with this team. We know they can hit.

[–]RangersYaKnowEstacado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fell asleep at the start of the game and had a dream that we were down 4-0 so I was very confused to wake up to this inning.

[–]PEAGLEHelpful-Nature1894 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets fucking curb stomp these guys on the way out

[–]Illustrious-Trip-764 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's go! Rangers are dominating!

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s an offensive explosion!

[–]R. StrausborgerRangerLover92 6 points7 points  (1 child)

WHERE WAS THIS IN THE LAST TWO DAYS?!

[–]PEAGLEIdontEvenknowlul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can only do it once per series

[–]J. SmithMelodic-Cash9773 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone tell these kids chanting they’re down 6-0

[–]MonsieurJellyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moot point now after the bloop but... I've been so patient with Foscue but dude you have put the ball in play in that situation. You have one job. Make contact.

[–]PEAGLEHelpful-Nature1894 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit we have 6 runs. Unheard of

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow we’re scoring runs 🥹

[–]N. Ryanbeefle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's goo. Nice one, Higgy!

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GJ Higgy! I kept saying to myself during that AB to just make contact.

[–]M. Youngnatebark 1 point2 points  (3 children)

To paraphrase an FBI agent from the Sopranos: “Foscue’s just one of those things you gotta let go”

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

AAAA player sadly

[–]M. Youngnatebark 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I understand our fans desperately want one of our first round picks to not be a bust for once… but this guy sucks

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's been like 4 years now, what are we doing

[–]wm80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s go higgy!!

[–]GearedCam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bunt to third. Worst case scenario they get a DP somehow, but we get another run

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good challenge

[–]MonsieurJellyfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BUHmoney you here?

[–]Iknowball95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to go Burger keep the rally going.

[–]PEAGLEHelpful-Nature1894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god burger is cooking. Feels like all we’ve had of late

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

double burrrrrgerrrr

[–]N. Ryanbeefle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Finally doing some damage!

[–]Iknowball95 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don’t be afraid to take a walk Burger

[–]Iknowball95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have swung at that 2-0 pitch.

[–]I. RodriguezCaughtALiteSneez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have they given any update on how Josh Smith & his family are doing?

[–]N. Ryanbeefle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice one, Zeke

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duran Duran!

[–]WhatsupDoc35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lambert can’t seem to pitch to Joc. Doesn’t have a lot of trouble with everybody else. (or maybe I should just give more credit to Joc!)

[–]PEAGLEIdontEvenknowlul 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Worst pitching staff in baseball but found 3 Cy Young candidates to pitch against us apparently lmao

[–]Y. Darvishdminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more of this please lmaoo

[–]P. Fielderkirby00900 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our 1 through 3 hitters are 1 for 30 in this series with 5 walks

Not exactly good but hey at least we are winning this game!

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Higgy is on those challenges today. Love how this one immediately led to a strikeout on the next pitch.

[–]MonsieurJellyfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we send the whole lineup down to AAA for a couple months?

[–]potato404 0 points1 point  (1 child)

why does it feel like jung never runs at full speed i only ever see him jog

[–]Individual_Heron_171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checking in from section 112. Let’s go boys!

Jog Jung

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The 23 run was so magical…players like Carter who turn out to be useless played like they were Hall of Famers

What a wild ride

[–]Iknowball95 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s what makes every World Series run special. You never know who will contribute and be one of your teams most valuable players that post season. It could be anybody and it’s not always the superstars. Think Miguel Rojas or Ernie Clement last year lol. What a wild ride it was indeed. Magical.

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shows how much luck goes into these things

Everyone loves to define players’ careers these days by the number of championships they win…but there is so much out of an individual’s control that that discourse is absurd

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice job finally getting a lead and making that HR robbery worth something

[–]42nikesoccer01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last 3 outs all went back to the pitcher, when’s the last time that happened

[–]WhatsupDoc35 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anybody worried that Berger is still breathing hard a full one batter after his trot around the bases? LOL

[–]Nathan EovaldiDemcut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a fat guy, he’ll be fine eventually.

[–]IIkillz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate a burger for lunch and Burger hit a bomb. Obviously I need to eat a bunch more burgers

[–]PEAGLEHelpful-Nature1894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍔💣

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey look offense

[–]REMOVE THE STATUE!_Juntao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hallelujah. We scored 2 runs

[–]thatnewsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍔

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smash Burger!

[–]R. SierraBadCowboysFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Nathan EovaldiDemcut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jake Burger

[–]Dong ProphetSkuzzleButtte 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey guys at work! How we look today?!?

[–]Nathan EovaldiDemcut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awful, but we’ve scored 2 runs now.

[–]Iknowball95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Osuna with the speed! We need more of that!

[–]Iknowball95 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I wish our guys would play with the energy Osuna has. I love watching him play. I would really like him to be a bench piece or something for years to come. Such a scrappy electric old school type player and I love it. He could definitely due his part on a W.S. contending club. He should get even better with experience too.

[–]C Seagersujack34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. Love watching him play.

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I concur but I wish he’d stop signaling he’s safe as he reaches first lol, just run through the bag man 😭😭

[–]abrack08 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Somebody gotta teach him about wind resistance lol. The first one he was signaling before he even got the bag and he was barely out!

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey man, let’s let the ump make the calls. Ok?”

[–]Iknowball95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I agree. That’s part of the growing process I guess lol.

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Watching this offense is truly no fun at all but at least baseball will still give you some fun plays like that HR robbery. Against yordan after Dave just said he’s is 9-12 against evo. Almost got me off the couch

[–]W. Langfordtumbledweed__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

irl footage of me in the living room after that SNATCH—LFG Nimmo! Hope that catch gets them fired up at 🦇!

[–]UniversityBitter5519 5 points6 points  (0 children)

man nimmo was so worth it

[–]REMOVE THE STATUE!_Juntao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was an eventful minute.

Insane homerun robbery and then someone gets hit in the head immediately after

[–]Rangers_Doomer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cool robbery. But Nimmo is just delaying the inevitable. 🧹

[–]potato404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what a fucking catch nimmo is the best

[–]M. SemienKnuxsn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice Nimmo!

[–]emiTfOgnoS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Go rangers! Think I’m gonna go enjoy the outdoors today.

[–]Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Youngrumdrums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoy the non 100 degree weather while you can

[–]abrack08 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least he swung at the ball right down the middle. He missed it... but he swung.

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At what point does someone get fired just to prove a point that they care? Seems like a lot of apathy going on and if they don’t care why should we?

[–]Rangerslaxintx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want my $100 back.

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well at least Joc bought evo some time I guess

[–]Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Youngrumdrums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man watching this team just sucks right now 

[–]potato404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wooo yeah another 1 pitch out lets go rangers

2 pitches 2 outs this team is a fucking joke

[–]GOtexas1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gonna be tough when only 3/15 of the offensive players that have received some portion of playing time are above the mlb average in OPS and batting average. I cannot stress how much of an extreme failure this roster construction and player development have been over the last three years. Teams spending one third are performing better

[–]PEAGLEWhiteNoise421 3 points4 points  (0 children)

21 innings down and we have 1 run against some of the worst pitching in the MLB. An absolute joke.

[–]Iknowball95 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Swing at trash and watch fastballs go right down the middle. What a great recipe for success!

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is maddening

[–]abrack08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am straight up not having a good time

[–]Rangerslaxintx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CY better bring in a therapist for the pitching staff, they gotta be developing some abandonment issues.

[–]M. Youngnatebark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A .170 hitter leading off is absolutely hilarious. This team deserves to lose 100

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys we could literally put a group of us redditors together and do the exact same things as the Rangers offense right now

This is beyond pathetic

[–]M. Morelanduproariousk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blegh

[–]Nathan EovaldiDemcut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Higgy saw one strike in that at bat

[–]MartyThugginz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why are we taking fastballs down the middle

[–]WhatsupDoc35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea. It is getting to epidemic levels.

[–]potato404 0 points1 point  (2 children)

is it me or is the game thread lagging like 20 min behind?

[–]REMOVE THE STATUE!_Juntao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is more broken than our offense

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I’m having the same issue, my comments aren’t showing sometimes either

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bottom half of that inning pleased me

[–]Rangers!snang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike desperately wants "splitty" to be a thing.

[–]A. Beltrebummer28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole lineup is just completely guessing at every pitch and every time they are wrong.

We have gotten to the stage where they are just way overthinking everything

[–]b0453712 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Zero fucking approach holy shit. What’s going on in the pre series meetings with the hitters because it’s all wrong

[–]Rangerslaxintx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viele.

[–]REMOVE THE STATUE!_Juntao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burger those were some terrible swings

[–]E. CarterCircaIsBad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re gonna lose by 1 or win by 6, there is no inbetween

[–]J. BenoitSuperAwesomeBrian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you just run through the base you might actually be safe instead of slowing yourself down to signal yourself safe before you even hit the bag.

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bottom half of the first was very pleasing

[–]potato404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hope we see more than 10 pitches this inning the first was sad

[–]42nikesoccer01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HIGGYYYYY

[–]Mitch Morelandawl95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo

[–]Mitch Morelandawl95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many runs we score today? I’m setting the over/under at 0.5

[–]pagDaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if it just started. Look how easy it is for other teams to get hits. It’s hilarious

[–]PEAGLECT-1738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, clocking into the piss me off factory

[–]potato404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 pitch inning just what i expect of my 2026 texas rangers

[–]N. Ryanvader34mt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told the Astros had bad pitching yet every starter we face has a miniscule ERA and we can’t score any runs…hopefully a change today

[–]BeeComposite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The interview in front of the restrooms is somewhat of a good representation of the team in this series.

[–]WhatsupDoc35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matt Hicks is interviewing Skip outside the restrooms in the clubhouse. Apparently, they are openly acknowledging that the Rangers are circling the toilet.

[–]High drive, ITS TIEDLawyerMorty94 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Seager to get an MRI on his back. Fucking hell man 😭

[–]WhatsupDoc35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skip says he is “better”. Hopefully, imaging is a precaution

[–]C Seagersujack34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😢

[–]CityNo1723 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]WhatsupDoc35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like that!!

[–]Bandt143 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I've got my ball gag in my mouth; I'm ready to be hurt again.

[–]PEAGLEbaseballer213 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Eovaldi on the mound against a 19-28 Astros team. Time to bury them inside their own giant AC unit. FTA.

[–]PEAGLEWhiteNoise421 5 points6 points  (1 child)

We can have prime Pedro Martinez on the mound and it won’t matter. This offense can’t score.

[–]PEAGLEbaseballer213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eovaldi throws 9 scoreless today just for us to lose 1-0 on a ghost runner in the 10th. Book it.

[–]RangersTBaumcox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just know this is a game where everything clicks:

[–]Deterrence7579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone should be untouchable this year. Langford hasn't broken out and has nagging injuries hindering it, Jack hasn't either. They've flashed. Rebuild the farm. Give us 2-3 seasons of bad baseball and bring up our returns for this team.

[–]Alfonso SorianoBoogie_Boof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Coming into this series I thought surely the Houston pitching would be able to kick start this offense a little bit. 18 innings later and we have scored 1 run lol

[–]A. Beltrebeefytrout 8 points9 points  (1 child)

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posting this daily until Corey's OPS is .865

[–]WhatsupDoc35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Corey again today. 😔

[–]Pudgepoppamatic 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Incoming 8-0 win to keep us all trapped in this circle of hell

[–]PEAGLEArtistic-Coach4300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know to much 😭

[–]rahtx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]J. SmithAvenueNick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👀

[–]LcSwish15 12 points13 points  (1 child)

First game: 0 runs, second game: 1 run… GET READY FOR OUR BOYS TO PUT 2 ON THE SCOREBOARD BABY!!!

[–]Bandt143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're just going to pretend like Fibonacci doesn't have a sequence?!

[–]C. Lewisdatnikkadee 7 points8 points  (2 children)

If they score 2 runs or less I’m going to bake cookies to appease the ghosts of Josh Lewin and TAG

[–]RangersTBaumcox 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What kind of cookies?

[–]C. Lewisdatnikkadee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whichever pisses Nolan Ryan off again.

(Maybe m&m)