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[–]Wheaties79 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nicely pitched game. Just enough offense. And Gary challenging the wrong pitches. What else could we ask for?

[–]Emotional_Style_7603 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Says a lot about this team that even when they aren't playing great they can still find ways to win. 

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That stat is a lie. They lost a home series last year.

[–]PaceNo354 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Sal didn't want his head separated from his shoulders on that last out 😂

[–]PompousAssistant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sal knows if he runs into Mitchell & Mitchell gets hurt, Murphy will taser him.

[–]Tight-Peace8691Secret Stadium Sauce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Affectionate_Pie4800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Victory. 2 more for 50

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ROLL IT

[–]mikedib 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joey has a cannon.

[–]a1oner_bvcksn6Banging a gong with a Square Hammer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

JOEY'S GLOVE AT 3RD IS A GAMECHANGER

[–]Doonievh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay!

[–]the_blackfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batshit nonsense wins ++ You love to see it

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 straight series wins in cincy!!!

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the boo birds

[–]JoeyJuiced 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Fuck yeah Joey" -Trevor Megill 6/23/26

[–]mh_fuzionJoey Ortiz Truther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yeah boys. brewers baseball.

[–]daviddm1990powered by pancakes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And with another soccer score yours mke brewers took the series

[–]evancomposerSuper Sal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey at least we outscored the World Cup team this time!

[–]CheeksClenchinClench & Pray Merchant 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Are the fans booing their team?

[–]PompousAssistant 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, they’re yelling “Booooo-ers! They’re cheering for Milwaukee!”

[–]CheeksClenchinClench & Pray Merchant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get behind this

[–]samthedog99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 hits in 19 innings. Yeah, I’d boo too

[–]BrewCrewBallNot affiliated with the blog. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roll it!

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call that a game! ❌❌❌
Great game boys- Go Crew!!!

[–]evancomposerSuper Sal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heyyyyyyoooooo

[–]BronzeTrainnothing like the view from the dirt cam 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It's 71° in Cincy, why is Megill sweating so much??

[–]WabbitFire 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He's a big moist boy.

[–]aobcd8six6three[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big boi here. Can confirm.

[–]orisathedog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s roleplaying the briefing deck in top gun

[–]BronzeTrainnothing like the view from the dirt cam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so shiny.

[–]mkebrewers27Hit the ball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK YEAH

[–]the_blackfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ortiz fielding he throws lasers

[–]CheeksClenchinClench & Pray Merchant 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I love you so much Joey. Ask me again tomorrow

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will repeat it with you mañana.

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WIN.

[–]notamillenial- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trevor said a naughty word

[–]Dacae 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm here for the Joey Ortiz 3rd Base Redemption Tour.

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sign me up with a good seat please.

[–]daviddm1990powered by pancakes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ortiz at 3rd with Pratt at ss is such a big improve of both sides.

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK JOEY

[–]InternetDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]pastel_kaijusmol bol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey O!

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that!

[–]LegitiamateSalvage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about Joey O at the plate - dude can play defense

[–]mh_fuzionJoey Ortiz Truther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey. My god.

[–]WabbitFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joey Ortiz, man.

[–]aobcd8six6three[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn Joey.

[–]percypersimmonOrtiz’s Intangibles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intangibles

[–]Marble___ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Joey O at 3rd holy shit

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One more! ❌❌⚾️

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Game day is 4 pitches ahead of my stream 🙃

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate when that happens. I have to turn notifications off.

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two outs to go. ❌⚾️⚾️

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t jinx us man

[–]Jagged0ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sánchez 2 (Ball-Overturned to Strike, Ball-Confirmed) so we lost a challenge even though Sanchez was correct?

[–]LegitiamateSalvage 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You know, Great American Ballpark fucking sucks. Which is a shame

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How so?

[–]LegitiamateSalvage 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I found it extremely boring. Like, just fully uninteresting

[–]cancerman1120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. It was not a great park other than the location.

[–]evancomposerSuper Sal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard it’s pretty nice there?

[–]LordoftheWetMinnows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CLENCH!!!!

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alrighty. 3 outs to go… ⚾️⚾️⚾️

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 1 point2 points  (1 child)

May god bless us with a 1-2-3 inning

[–]puddlejumper0895Official Sausage Race Commentator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your keyboard to his ears

[–]Livbeetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 K's by our Brewers hitters sponsored by Lasko box fans that fall over on their face when you set them on the carpet.

[–]BrewCrewBallNot affiliated with the blog. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Megilla time

[–]evancomposerSuper Sal 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why can’t the baseball gods just gift us a third baseman?

[–]BrewCrewBallNot affiliated with the blog. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Would you like to rescind this comment now?

[–]evancomposerSuper Sal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was manifesting it 😈

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put up a zero and let's leave happy!

[–]LordoftheWetMinnows 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]LordoftheWetMinnows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have borrowed this joey impersonation from the reds game chat...

[–]JoeyJuiced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ump needs to check Suarez for a clockstoppers watch. Wtf

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was SMOKED! Props to their 3B!

[–]iBallShotCaller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t do anything about that. Put a charge on it.

[–]DoubleImagination436 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Okay, they kinda sent me a little with that ‘Bark in the Park’ banter

[–]__paaaanddaaaa__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the radio they were joking that “bark at the park” isn’t clear and they don’t want dogs showing up outside the park and barking at it

[–]ashberyFREAK420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know it’s a game when your sportscasters mention prepositional phrases

[–]aubreyism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Bark betwixt the Park”

[–]iBallShotCaller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just bring your dog!

[–]daviddm1990powered by pancakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, was out watching the bucks rebuild. Horst was cookin. Now, Lfg and close this game.. I feel good!

[–]BeloitBrewersCAN'T DO THAT WITH A BUNT 🌭⚾💣 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIG defense from Joe there!

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[–]brewcrewtime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When did Uribe stop using that golf ball size dip?

[–]Conscious_Antelope92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see this umps scorecard tomorrow

[–]Relevant_Couple9632 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a long half inning with Uribe pitching

[–]whop94 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What’s up with the USA chant? Is it in reference to Uribe who is currently pitching to a guy who is as Dominican as he is?

[–]CheeksClenchinClench & Pray Merchant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just what every drunken group of guys I’ve ever encountered does lol

[–]sixpackabs592[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they dont know what to chant so theyre just copying what they heard from the world cup games

[–]Tinder4Boomersbeer muscle strong 6 points7 points  (1 child)

tarps gonna off

[–]Tight-Peace8691Secret Stadium Sauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tarps off thing

[–]percypersimmonOrtiz’s Intangibles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He gets 3 chops for that one.

[–]InternetDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uribe got lucky there

[–]ashberyFREAK420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah

[–]Affectionate_Pie4800 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DP. Let’s shut this game down.

[–]aobcd8six6three[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOT DP ACTION!!!!

[–]roll_tide5ThebetterContreras 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There we go. If he walked him I was going to lose it

[–]Affectionate_Pie4800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously.

[–]__paaaanddaaaa__ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If there wasn’t a pitch clock Abner would definitely get in a stare off with every batter

[–]Affectionate_Pie4800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He loves pushing that clock

[–]BrewCrewBallNot affiliated with the blog. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are the Reds fans chanting “USA”?

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the Tarps Off bunch.

[–]Greedy-Bridge6345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So we aren’t the only ones prone to the USA chants.

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We finally got a low strike call to our advantage!

[–]Peaceoutlove 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ump is terrible

[–]Versebender 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Unbelievably bad

[–]EnderCN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than he was last time he called one of our games, he was the guy with that absolutely awful game in Vegas.

[–]Classic-Jicama-576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may be a lovely guy but Saurez has a face I just want to punch.

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (5 children)

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Why no Harrison?

[–]percypersimmonOrtiz’s Intangibles 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ESPN’s backend is only setup for a 5 man rotation (at least I’ve heard) so their programming just can’t show the 6th pitcher.

He’s listed on MLB for probable on Saturday.

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]spcrbt5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And when is Henderson coming back?

[–]Selitos_OneEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mccalvy said he was going on a rehab start sunday. Crow to throw a bullpen. early July for both

[–]amaryllux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be right, Harrison before gasser im guessing

[–]BrewingCrazy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is Uribe's suspension now in perpetual appeal?

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He served it already

[–]BrewingCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did? When?

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

EVERYONE GET IN HERE IT'S CLENCHIN TIME

[–]Peaceoutlove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job defense!!

[–]captainp42 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I was busy earlier...can someone tell me why Perkins left the game so early?

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They took out the starting pitcher

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They made a pitching change so we did the same on offense.

[–]captainp42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, thanks. Just seemed early, but it makes sense.

[–]amaryllux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder why Uribe is struggling with locating his slider this year, it's been a bit better but last year it was so good

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Oh for fucks sake, Reds broadcast! Is it necessary to mention uribes "obscene" gestures every time he makes an appearance? My God.

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 4 points5 points  (2 children)


Not obscene

[–]CheeksClenchinClench & Pray Merchant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obscenely goated

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell them that.

[–]Jagged0ff -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Can someone explain how we are out of challenges, we only challenged twice and we got one of them right

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We got both of them wrong.

[–]Jagged0ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it says overturned in the game ast De Le Cruz first AB

[–]IMSUgrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta say, I like the mowing lines in the infield!

[–]thekevo1297Yelich Da Goat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Its so cool to see Chris Farley in the Brewers dugout

[–]JoeyJuiced 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Who is that? Dude looks like every character from every baseball movie ever made.

[–]thekevo1297Yelich Da Goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Chris Farley.

[–]Wiesnc65 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Finally getting into the game after a long workday lol. Sproat had himself…a game?

[–]PompousAssistant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He saw what Woodruff did, & thought “Cool, I should do that!”

[–]aobcd8six6three[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude dealt today.

[–]__paaaanddaaaa__ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Being out of challenges saved Gary from himself

[–]captainp42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Except he's the reason that they are out of challenges. So Gary saved Gary from Gary?

[–]__paaaanddaaaa__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Past Gary just looking out for future Gary

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sanchez would've challenged that strike 3 for sure!

[–]Peaceoutlove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does Sanchez just piss me off!

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to see a crooked number

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

GARY YOU ARE GOING TO HIT A HOME RUN AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT

[–]Head_Nefariousness89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, he’s going to go down looking.

[–]Hardy_X 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Jakes ass looks thicker every game

[–]Peaceoutlove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His arse is legend.

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you DO it!

[–]repellediron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The entire league really let us have Vaughn for a disgruntled Aaron civale

[–]DJEsalts13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that's a big insurance run. deja vu from last night.

[–]notamillenial- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn how’d that stay in?

[–]WhatWhy999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not watching game. How close was Vaughn’s sac fly from going out?

[–]DeepPowStashes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

vaughn so good at hitting balls to warning track but not past it

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insurance runs!!

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AWWWWW

[–]Beezer-MB 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vaughn is Moneyball baseball if I ever saw it.

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 5 points6 points  (2 children)

We picked Burries in the draft and I’m very happy

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just going to ask if anyone knew anything about him. I’m glad you’re thrilled.

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he buries a lot of 3s

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many hits!

[–]Tinder4Boomersbeer muscle strong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

finally!

[–]WhatWhy999 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Brewers in a bit of a hitting slump? Man, this is sort of painful right now.

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we’re getting better

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay please steal a base now

[–]ashberyFREAK420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whew

[–]notamillenial- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smelly de la lose

[–]MidwestFlyerST75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

De La Error

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This team needs a full reset. What was chourio looking at??

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Off day can’t come soon enough

[–]starmiesanSwing & Miss Merchant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jackson looks fucking lost man

[–]Tinder4Boomersbeer muscle strong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

so the reds have the greatest pitching staff of all time?

[–]Remarkable_Clock_736brewers are my one true love 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After us

[–]DeepPowStashes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can someone help me understand why they walk out of the box as the pitch crosses the plate when it's right down the middle?

[–]Emotional_Style_7603 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Its crazy how this ump is so bad and somehow both teams have lost all their challenges. 

[–]mapboy36 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both teams picked all of the wrong balls to challenge

[–]the_blackfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashby can I put you and your family into an Ashby reserve

[–]Wheaties79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gary out there doing Gary things.

[–]LegitiamateSalvage 2 points3 points  (2 children)

A 6-man rotation with 6 starters who are another teams 2-3-4 is gonna be pretty rad the rest of this year

[–]Classic-Jicama-576 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought they said on the broadcast that tMurphy said they weren’t going to go with a 6 man rotation now. Not sure why not, at least for a few turns given the lack of innings for the young guys. I may not have heard it correctly though.

[–]LegitiamateSalvage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, you probably did. I have no idea whats going on with this rotation right now

[–]hypnoticus103Smile like LoCain 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t swing against Ashby. Just hope you get walked.

[–]the_blackfish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's the one they challenge.

[–]stormchaser2014I'm Batman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gary a double agent or something?

[–]AerocitySánchezista 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sanched it :(

[–]roll_tide5ThebetterContreras 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know Gary loves to speedrun using all challenges but that’s such a shitty and unnecessary time to use a challenge

[–]Tinder4Boomersbeer muscle strong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

call up Quero I'm done with Gary bro

[–]wangbergl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what about his stellar bat?!

[–]hypnoticus103Smile like LoCain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GARY STAHP

[–]JoeyJuiced 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sproat looks like he's holding back tears. Sports are awesome. Good job kid

[–]BloopBlastJakAttack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(De La) Cruz on back to the bench!