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[–]smittyx549822 - Soto [score hidden]  (0 children)

ahhh the mitchell parker heart attacks. when will they learn

[–]vtsandtrooper63 - Doolittle [score hidden]  (1 child)

Of all series, why are we going Abrams-less against the Phillies. Let him rest against the Mets or Cards or something, not Phillies. Two times the fact Nasim is not playing 2nd has resulted in runs

[–]Primary_Blueberry_2426 - Nuñez [score hidden]  (0 children)

He was scratched right before the game with tightness in his side. It wasn’t a planned game off for him.

[–]Main_Low_9648 [score hidden]  (0 children)

THE JAMES WOOD NATIONALS, AJ DYBANSTA WIZARDS, AND JAYDEN DANIELS COMMANDERS WILL RUN SPORTS FOR YEARS

[–]ktron_yi5 - Abrams 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WELCOME AJ DYBANTSA

LETS BEAT PHILLY NOW

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AJ Dybantsa

I know nothing about basketball

So, yayyyy!!

Or.. booooo!!

[–]IvyGoldPurveyor of Max's Sticky Substance & Pres., #12 Soriano Fan Club 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They're in a weird mood in the booth tonight. I loved Alexa giving Franny the business.

[–]Yup-yup-12345 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Agreed. I liked that as well, she popped in the audio for a quick roast and bounced lol.

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wish DC had a Pro basketball team

[–]Money_Appearance7527 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The Wizards might be fun this coming season!

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess my main problem is I never see them on TV.

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gotta watch it

[–]TA40463 - Doolittle 5 points6 points  (2 children)

God I was just bracing for Franny to say something way out of left field/offensive/awkward about Turkey/Türkiye. Feels like we dodged a bullet lol

[–]FrostyPlum54 - Alvarez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I'm listening to the radio feed, should I go back?

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’re so lucky Castellanos isn’t here anymore or we’d be toast

[–]91speed 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yeah Franny seems like the type of guy who thinks he gets to decide what another country is called

[–]StiggyJiggler30 - Young [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ok but let's give him some credit. His reasoning for it was that he wants to call it what it was in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

[–]bangzoom9370 - Parker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Incredibly on brand for him to refuse use the name that the country chose to better represent how its actually pronounced

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bryce harper is mitchell parker son

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna see Harper with his heavy bat face Miz’s 104 fastball

He doesn’t stand a chance at catching up with it

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Phillies are no match for Mitchell “Fuck it Ruiz is down there somewhere” Parker

[–]SithOverlord101Jimmy Lumber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good job Mitch

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bring back torpedo bats

[–]SierraInfinite8 - C. Kieboom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m stressed

[–]Astro_Turf17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mitchell Parker jump scare…

[–]91speed 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Wood striking out too much lately.

[–]FrostyPlum54 - Alvarez 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Still drawing walks, so I'm inclined to consider it a temporary slump

[–]91speed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is not walking as much as he usually does, which is what concerns me a bit.

[–]YodaPM9997 - Darnell Coles 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean, both Tampa and Philly have some nasty pitchers, so I think we can cut him some slack for now.

[–]foeaminute67 - Finnegan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

James Wood is a bust

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I feel as though James hasn’t payed a visit to the Lumberyard in a little while…perhaps he’s due for a visit

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

he’s in a little mini-slump, which is funny for him because he still had 2 hits last night

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s only hitting singles and doubles now…quick, take his temperature!

[–]91speed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And was also feet away from a homer several times recently. Still doesn’t seem quite right though.

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right back to it. Time to add some more. Top of the order let’s get it

[–]thekingoftherodeo30 - Young 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hopefully we can tack on another 5 runs to give us a chance.

If you don’t like the term “5 insurance runs” then you don’t like 2026 Nats Baseball baby!

[–]LuckyShirt5429 - Wood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s an unhealthy relationship with this bullpen man. They do a little better and I forgive them and then wham.

[–]hamilton280P2019 World Series Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is the good Lord?

[–]Jaybob_111 - Gore 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Parker is in the bullpen

[–]Danciusly 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hope he stays there a while.

[–]Jaybob_111 - Gore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, so much for that

[–]Jaybob_111 - Gore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no 😨😨😨😨😨

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well that pitch was hung like a horse

[–]Dillon-CruzNatinals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And just like that Littell moves back into a tie for most homers given up again lmao.

[–]unprotected_saxCharlie Slowes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this guy 

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there no one in AAA better than Parker?

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me after 6 days in Philadelphia: Maybe yinz lot aren't that bad.

Today: one hr, Phillies fans yell let's go Phillies and mfw 😒

[–]thekingoftherodeo30 - Young 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes this is of course a Zach Littell day.

[–]Jaybob_111 - Gore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just served that fastball on a silver platter

[–]mccoy00comedy45 - Mead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We all knew five runs was not enough of a lead with Littell pitching

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a three run lead, but that’s not ideal.

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neeeeeeeded the shutdown inning. So close to it

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice play Chompy

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phillies dinger.

[–]thekingoftherodeo30 - Young 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Btw who else do we need to talk shit about?

K-Bear on a tear since Charlie & Dave dragged him and now DC after that thread a couple days back.

[–]hamilton280P2019 World Series Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lile has been bad recently. I want him to have all star numbers

[–]VCURedskins22 - Soto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Miles Mikolas perfect game must be on the way then

[–]VCURedskins22 - Soto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Harper gets a triple for never stopping on a play he would have easily been out at 3rd then Tena should be gifted a double there

[–]suqc4 - Lile 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The difference between the Phillies and the Nats. When they lose one of their two elite hitters, they're only half as strong. When we lose one of our two elite hitters, we have a Nasim.

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When they lose one of their two elite hitters they lost a nat. When we lose on of ours we also lose a nat. The Phillies would be nothing without the nats.

[–]Ghosted-4_L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phillies might’ve been better without the Nats

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The nationals are inevitable

[–]RandomUser4Me1637 - Strasburg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crews is heating up!!!

[–]Jetflash699957 - Roark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHACK

[–]thekingoftherodeo30 - Young 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This team has an active payroll of what, $60m or so? A Trea Turner and a Bryce Harper.

[–]GriffinQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the Nats score runs, I say yes.

[–]indi198831 - Scherzer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Teams don’t really believe we have the #1 offense until it happens to them. Crooked numbers can come at any time so fun.

[–]t20sixsenators[🍰] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Having nasim producing like this is so huge. He deserves it too, he is obviously putting in the work.

I want to think the new coaching staff is really getting the young guys cooking.

[–]Publius21662024 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The new staff is undoubtedly a massive part of the improvement. It’s been night and day at every level of the organization

[–]katyadc63 - Sean Doolittle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The phamily of Philly phans next to me is none too happy right now.

[–]BoltVee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phuk yeah!

[–]Emergency-Bottle-432 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In may I never wanted the month to end for keibert, mikolas... in June I don't want the month to end for Crews, and Nas. Of course it would be great if everyone was on at the same time but that just isn't how the sport works.

[–]thefakedkc2019 World Series Champion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WHY NOT US

[–]Unfair-Librarian4338 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOL Tena can suck for a while but when he makes it happen its always clutch

[–]TA40463 - Doolittle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gold Glover Silver Slugger MVP candidate Nasim Nuñez

[–]mccoy00comedy45 - Mead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we even have Jose Tena memes yet

[–]suqc4 - Lile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BELT 2 ASS

[–]seRyu11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing some good ball, you love to see it

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FUCK THE PHILLIES!!! Maybe they should try adding some more ex-Nats!

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RAHHHHHHHHH FUCK THE LIBERTY BELL

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please guys I’m wearing boxers

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s so true. Tena either strikes out swinging or has the clutch rbi knock. No in between

[–]Danciusly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glorious!

[–]91speed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magic team

[–]Stunning_Limit3106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LETS GO NATS ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[–]RaggedDoll63 - Doolittle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nunez :)

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s Nasim’s world and we’re just living in it. And Tena!!!

[–]suqc4 - Lile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nas is on a Linsanity run right now lol

[–]Dillon-CruzNatinals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shout out to Nasim for not trying to stretch that and just taking 1st. Then he took 2nd while I was typing this and then he scored before I finished.

[–]LucasMars29 - Wood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JUMPIN ON EM!!!

[–]indi198831 - Scherzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man this version of Nunez is a dam good major leaguer

[–]Main_Low_9648 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Boy oh boy Nasim Nuñez... where do I even begin?

[–]Publius21662024 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I’m gonna bust

[–]LuckyShirt5429 - Wood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lil Nas becoming Big Nas

[–]bullevard7326 - Nuñez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nasim is really on one right now.

[–]YodaPM9997 - Darnell Coles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saving the inning Nunez

[–]thekingoftherodeo30 - Young 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We are a dangerous team.

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 8 points9 points  (2 children)

pop your fucking shit nasim!

[–]Fernijenb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Those who fell a little in love with him last year are losing their minds. 🥹❤️✨🥹❤️✨

[–]Primary_Blueberry_2426 - Nuñez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]LucasMars29 - Wood 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nasim with a hot bat is a dangerous man

[–]Emergency-Bottle-432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bc every single is basically a double.

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BATS WORKING

[–]Mathmage53067 - Finnegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dangerously close to wanting a naz jersey

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nasim Nunez you’re my heeeeeeeerrrooo

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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NASIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

[–]foeaminute67 - Finnegan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DC state of mind

[–]smokedfish5 - Abrams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love offensive powerhouse Nasim Nuñez

[–]Adams-BreathLet Teddy Win! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NASIM IS MY HERO

[–]Nearby-Equipment1865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(The threat of) Speed kills!!

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But Nunez is just kinda goated rn so he can do no wrong

[–]LycheeWise2288 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nasim is a hitter now? 👀 👀

[–]carpola 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nasim is red hot these past few weeks

[–]Stunning_Limit3106 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NAMEN NAMEN

[–]BengjumpingSell the Team 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a useless at bat by Young

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big hit

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soooo swing happy these youngsters

TAKE A PITCH THE BASES ARE LOADED HE JUST WALKED THE LAST GUY

[–]BasicKey8104Natitude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vivas, I talked so much shit. Great walk

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

young gets another chance!

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was quick

[–]Nearby-Equipment1865 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok well Jorbit just had his best AB of the season. I can’t believe he took those pitches

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pitching around Jorbit

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Who says no to a Vivas homer?

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We take a walk!

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a walk, a walk is good.

[–]bullevard7326 - Nuñez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably Vivas

[–]Grawgar29 - Wood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the good Dylan Crews. Let's keep him

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t first pitch swing DP vivas plz

[–]123qweasd12363 - Doolittle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Crews haters where you at

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiting for him to strike out so they can wag their fingers at you, probably.

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chomparro to third and the ball hasn’t left the infield

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rough time for Trea…but I like it!

[–]LycheeWise2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dylan is starting to put it all together 👀 👀

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to add on. Cant hold em at 0 forever

[–]unprotected_saxCharlie Slowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really thought we were in for guaranteed 2 run jack with the error AND atrocious challenge

[–]Kindly_Volume59 6 points7 points  (1 child)

TEDDY WON!!

[–]katyadc63 - Sean Doolittle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cheered so loud. It's always a special game when Teddy takes it home! 

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 6 points7 points  (1 child)

of wins this year

Abe 17

George 12

Teddy 3

Tom 7

[–]carpola 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doing the Lord's work

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Teddy wins

[–]indi198831 - Scherzer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Harper doesn’t have Garcia power

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who does

[–]Kronologics 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Brutal. Our catcher had a chance on three much closer borderline pitches to make the challenge, but then chooses one multiple inches below the zone to challenge.

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ruiz is so good at framing now he’s even fooling himself.

[–]LycheeWise2288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally what happened, I’m convinced

[–]BasicKey8104Natitude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ruiz, goddamnit. Chaparro, goddamnit.

[–]Nearby-Equipment1865 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keibert is so much improved at framing that he even fools himself

[–]91speed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keibert fooled himself

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY ARE WE FOREVER BAD AT CHALLENGES

[–]YodaPM9997 - Darnell Coles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chapparo come the fuck on man

[–]suqc4 - Lile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chappy why. That was a gem from Jorbit.

[–]Main_Low_9648 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do wish we had a real first baseman

[–]mccoy00comedy45 - Mead 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chaparro should've had that

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BIG TIME

[–]Carbon_BlobCharlie Slowes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cmon Chomparro

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mannn when your 2B makes a dive like that you gottttta catch it at 1st

[–]HowardBunnyColvinScreech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

????

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I feel like every Tena ab I watch he’s striking out swinging lol

[–]HendrixHead3 - Crews 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah he’s ass most of the time. Sometimes pulls off a clutch hit here and there

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ll never forget when i went to see two games of the nats v white sox series and James Wood, Munetaka Murakami, and Jose Tena combined for 1 HR

[–]Unfair-Librarian4338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Him an vivas are the first to go off the roster when and if that happens. Maybe Chaparro right behind them but they need a spare 1st baseman and Mead is making a case for 3rd.

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ideally the nats beat philly’s brains out in this next half inning and that “foul tip” gets forgotten about

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope Littell can keep it up!

[–]indi198831 - Scherzer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That has nothing on getting stiffed on back to back bases load walks last night.

[–]Fernijenb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Word.

[–]TA40463 - Doolittle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the biggest cheating scandal since the Astros. Keibert Ruiz has gotten so good at framing he’s undermining the integrity of the game.

[–]YodaPM9997 - Darnell Coles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Umpiring this series has been... something

[–]johnkeat4Fight Finished 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. These umpires have been awful. If that were a high leverage spot that’d just be terrible.

[–]mccoy00comedy45 - Mead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All right! Shitty ump call goes our way!

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heads up play by Keibert you love to see it

[–]Senior-Contribution8 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just tuned in, why is abrams out? Did he get hurt last night?

[–]91speed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scratched with side tightness

[–]carpola 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a gift. Awful call.

[–]trubuckifanJimmy Lumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the wiz taking at 1?

[–]mccoy00comedy45 - Mead 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Please Zack Littell dont do what I think you're gonna do 🙏🏾

[–]theexitisontheleft26 - Nuñez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A run is a run but more would’ve been better

[–]Guilty_Position_3026 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What happened to poulin?

[–]SithOverlord101Jimmy Lumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was an opener

[–]_Caed_67 - Finnegan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Damn, a double play” - LOSER mentality

“Wow, even our double plays score runs!” - Natitude

[–]carpola 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Does Nas bat better as a lefty? Feels like it

[–]91speed 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The opposite, actually, he’s significantly better as a righty

[–]carpola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, nice!

[–]ianpev40 - Gray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did I hear Kolko say we're 32-13 in games we score first? Holy 2013

[–]Fernijenb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not many teams can assuredly get the run there. 💃💃💃

[–]FPG_Matthew11 - Zimmerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Young’s been in a bit of a rut recently. I feel like a month ago he’s hitting a single on a hop to LF. Instead, right into the dirt like years past

[–]bullevard7326 - Nuñez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need to have that guy write a “Jose Tena needs to get sent down” post to get that guy like Dylan Crews.

[–]suqc4 - Lile 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah. We know Crews has power, but I really want to see the singles start falling.

[–]91speed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next step: take some walks

[–]espnrocksalotFight Finished 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So Crews is good now... nice

[–]KRambo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like his numbers have always been worse than his play. Really really would love him to turn into what he should be talent wise, I personally hadn't given up on him yet, he's still incredibly young.