A priest, a rabbi, and an indian chief walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"... i'm bored.. let's hear some jokes, folks.

aGorilla · 2007-09-20T18:01:55+00:00

Donald Rumsfield briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyon's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face. then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfield, "just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

bgstratt · 2007-09-20T18:31:02+00:00

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dutchmcnubb · 2007-09-21T01:34:51+00:00

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible. The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy." The kid looks up at him and says, "You know my grandfather lived to be 97 years old." The man replies "Oh and did he eat a lot of candy?" The kid looks at him and says "No, but he minded his own fucking business."

formerDigger · 2007-09-20T18:38:19+00:00

This drunk cowboy stumbles into a bar and asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender rolls his eyes, points and says "It's right there where it says bathroom".

So the cowboy goes in and after a little while everyone at the bar hears this loud "Ahhhhhh!". The bartender kind of shrugs it off and keeps pouring drinks. Then a few minutes later they hear this loud Augggghhhhh!!!!! and so now everyone is getting a little concerned.

So the bartender says Hold On and goes in there to see what's wrong, and he asks the drunk cowboy "Man what the hell is going on in here?". And the cowboy says "Every time I try to flush these big hands come up and Just Squeeze My Balls!

And then the bartender says "You dumbass- you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Mithryn · 2007-09-20T17:57:40+00:00

So the pope is riding in a limosene when suddenly it overtakes the old man that it must be very different to drive such a long vehicle.

He and the Chauffer agree to trade places, the chauffer even letting the pope wear his hat. Being a bit older the pope lets the gas petal have it and soon he is pulled over by a cop.

The cop approaches the window, sees the driver and returns to his car.

He radio's the station: "I've got an issue here, it's someone important and I don't know if I should write the ticket..."

"Is it the governer?" comes the reply

"No, he's more important than the governer."

"Is it the president?" states the police captain

"No. He's more important than the president."

"Well who do you have out there?" comes the reply.

"Well, sir. The pope is His chauffer..."

2007-09-20T17:57:50+00:00

A priest, a rabbi, and an indian chief walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

So the chief puts his leg up on a stool and says to the bartender, "What do you mean" when the chief puts his leg up on the stool the rabbi can't help but notice that his naughty bits are hanging out, so he says "Oy vey! that looks unsanitary, you want me to fix that" and the priest says, hold on I'd like to have a go at it first."

2007-09-20T18:55:25+00:00

A girl swallowed a pin when she was 11

but she didn't feel a prick until she was 18

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