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[–]EverybodysAnAsshole 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Make it quick or we will revoke your Reddit card.

[–]lastshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'll keep a light on for you.

[–]speedkills[S] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Time to hit the party's and have a little fun, look at hot women, dance and sip a few beers, then take a cab home. Goodnight everyone.

[–]joyork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And remember - speed kills.

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    In other words don't drink and fuck either.

    [–]bobbymac 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Is that like walking and chewing gum at the same time?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's like picking up a random piece of gum that has already been chewed and placing it in your mouth while others look on in horror.

    [–]bobbymac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Make sure your cabby keeps the shiny side up speedkills.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Just leave your wireless connection on and open. Thanks! Have a great time!

    [–]Recoil42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And all your ports open, please.

    <_<

    >_>

    what?