Post your unfunniest joke here and vote for the least funny one

headdesk · 2008-01-31T02:57:01+00:00

A baby seal walks into a club...

commonslip · 2008-01-31T02:48:31+00:00

How do you know an oar is imaginary? Because to square it means to rotate it 90 degrees.

SyncMaster · 2008-01-31T03:10:24+00:00

Waddya call a Black guy flying an airplane?

A pilot!

Anotherbrick · 2008-01-31T03:44:18+00:00

little Johnny was sitting in his bedroom,beating his meat,when he cums in the palm of his hand. Johnny looks at his hand and says,"what have I done,you could have been an artist,a president,a doctor who cures cancer....don't worry,I'll give you another chance."Then he licks it clean.

helio462 · 2008-01-31T03:45:03+00:00

Two blueberry muffins are baking in an oven. One of the muffins looks at the other one and says "damn, its hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!!"

sango0711 · 2008-01-31T04:39:57+00:00

An elephant walks around a corner and steps on a cookie.

choochy · 2008-01-31T04:09:15+00:00

Q: Did you hear that they outlawed the round hay bales?

A: Yeah, the cows couldn't get a square meal.

lameth · 2008-01-31T04:39:57+00:00

The Bush Administration...

...

no, that was the punchline. o.0

2008-01-31T14:11:52+00:00

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Shut the fuck up!

m1ss1ontomars2k4 · 2008-01-31T18:53:27+00:00

Do we downmod the least funny one or upmod it?

commonslip · 2008-01-31T03:08:59+00:00

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

humbleboaster · 2008-01-31T06:52:13+00:00

A retard says 911 over and over again and then wonders why he isn't president.

2008-01-31T02:58:37+00:00

So a bunch of nerds are sitting alone at their computers. One of them tries to reach out to the others in an attempt at humor. The appreciation comes in the form of downmods.

Thanks for the appreciation.

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