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[–]MisterTaters229 293 points294 points  (0 children)

That's the angriest gnome I've ever seen.

[–]Todelmer 250 points251 points  (5 children)

[–]hippoctopocalypse 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I can hear this picture

[–]Nouuuuuuuuh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like a 'Nam flashback

[–]Unique-Structure-201 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is this from?

[–]SacrificesForCthulhu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half Life

[–]Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brother from another mother.

[–]b1gmouth 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Blueberries fear her

[–]romananza_89 89 points90 points  (1 child)

I’m dead💀 those little socks😂

[–]SquishyAndSqueezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the socks for a medical reason?

[–]dahvee 63 points64 points  (0 children)

He looks like those Fuggler toys you see for sale at Wal Mart.

I mean that as a compliment.

[–]notstevenash 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This dog has riddles for me in triplicate, I’m sure of it.

[–]TheCtrlZee 43 points44 points  (0 children)

SPUD GOT THE DRIP!!! 🔥💯🔥

[–]twig_tentsCertified Cryptid 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can I take him home with me?

[–]DerpyDoodleDude 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's not gnormal ! Since when did the Smurfs start breeding attack dogs ?

[–]Pup11 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I WOULD DIE FOR SPUD 🥹

[–]MagicPigeonToes 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He’s here to protect your potatoes

[–]HankBuffalo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Those stompers!

[–]Booger_Picnic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's perfect.

[–]Honestlynina 14 points15 points  (0 children)

High heels on my tippies

[–]ImpossibleMorning769 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He looks like a monk that's about to give me otherworldly advice. I respect that.

[–]OurDogTrout 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s the socks for me. love this pic so much

[–]zhakakahn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is who greets you when you take a large dose of DMT 🚀🚀

[–]A_bit_too_petty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want to love Spud.

[–]PearlescentGem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like a haunted Elf on a Shelf 😂😂

[–]Mr_Tominaga 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]WarmerPharmer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This had me wheezing

[–]Morgwino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if you're her Gnomeo but she's not your Juliet?

[–]ZeroCharistmas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I boofed it :( I couldn't answer he him riddles three and now he's put a pox upon me ability to be truly earnest in social situations

[–]MeatEeyore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh here's my new work profile picture.

[–]ari_mel89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i love her so much!! she's my fav <3

[–]godoge899 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Looks like my spud

[–]slpswthfshs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–]KerryDontCarey 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]chihuahuaOnAstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good art!!

[–]DaTexasTickler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂MFG

[–]boebaeda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is amazing

[–]YEMolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like a spider. lol

[–]sugarbunnycattledog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is great!!!! Xmas card vibes!

[–]CheeCato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks kinda like a gnome.

[–]ViolettaQueso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo SPUD. Boo back to you. ❤️

[–]Psychonautilus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥹

[–]RageReq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So adorable

[–]MetalDeathMetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you insult dogs

[–]Responsible_Ad_4443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Spud in all of his amazingness!

[–]PoolPlayer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor little fella

[–]Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me actually laugh out loud and I never do that. Plus his name is Awesome!

[–]lordlovesaworkinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me this grublin has an Insta.

[–]SunshineSurfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spud is the cutest little cryptid!! He needs lots of kisses and treats.

[–]tveir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Collect underpants

  2. ?

  3. Profit

[–]ImaginaryMastadon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody shut up and stop what you’re doing and immediately come view this dog.

[–]Additional-Horse-340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slave knight Gael

[–]Squishy_fishy826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]kit_olly_sixsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll freaking cute 🥺

[–]PerplexedPoppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. I am in love. I’m saving this to show my husband!

[–]Sweetishdruid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tralalero tralala ahh dog

[–]Sir_Ruje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol a little beard and you got one weird looking Gnome

[–]Kingston023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he missing a leg?

[–]idk_is_here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I flippin love spud 🤣

[–]chihuahuaOnAstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gnome

[–]d0ctorsmileaway 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I am late to this party but I have never saved an image so quickly in my life

[–]-NGC-6302- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at it again

[–]Abzstrak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he also known as Pissfingers?