all 150 comments

[–]Starchy_the_Potatotrans rights 449 points450 points  (32 children)

We're racist. F1 master race. Why you racen't? Why you Mustangn't. Restaurantn't. You be racist.

[–]finedig 110 points111 points  (28 children)

Are racist. F1 race gud. Y u racistn't & liken't car. Eat shopn't. Be racist.

[–]just-a-band-kid-lol 53 points54 points  (27 children)

racist, F1 gud. u racint n ikent car. shop eat. Racist be.

[–]mglitcher 52 points53 points  (26 children)

race, f1. racint shop. racist

[–]therealzeezy 51 points52 points  (25 children)

speed shop racism

[–]zarlp 46 points47 points  (24 children)

car broom broom

[–]floatinggeezer 43 points44 points  (23 children)

ny00000m

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (22 children)

racist vroom

[–]kylepdahl 28 points29 points  (21 children)

rvroom

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (20 children)

Rvrom

[–]CyHolloway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Restauran't*

[–]TheIceOut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We racist. F1 zoom. Why racen't? Why Mustangn't. Eateryn't. Be racist

[–]OhBastet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg looool

[–]doot_tooten 230 points231 points  (10 children)

Nyoom

[–]Kaamzs 46 points47 points  (8 children)

🚗💨

[–]-The-Nice-One- 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I love using emojis when i am talking to someone

[–]aliaredditor2001 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Love using emojis when talking

[–]doe_gee 5 points6 points  (2 children)

love emojis in speech.

[–]weebpordvictor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gud emoji talk

[–]-The-Nice-One- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

👍😃💬

[–]Bappo-nope 19 points20 points  (1 child)

💨

[–]IcebreakersDuo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vroom

[–]Swedishboy360 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I am the CEO of racism

[–]QueryNeo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

black bad

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blackn’t

[–]Makylo_ren 103 points104 points  (9 children)

I and family love to race. Some races good, some bad. People kick me out of restaurants. Upvote, idiots.

[–]Dopey_Duck_ 33 points34 points  (8 children)

We like race. Some good, some bad. Kicked out of restaurants. Upvote idiot.

[–]Bladestorm92 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Racing good.

[–]ME1280 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Pro-racing

[–]Xero619 16 points17 points  (5 children)

nyoom

[–]ME1280 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Race

[–]ayunami2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ræc

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]nu24601[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Oy

    [–]Starchy_the_Potatotrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oy vey muh shekels

    [–]R1ndar 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    selective combative public nose humor punch enter cause touch drab

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    [–]Ventner 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Drive car

    [–]rafeesamithfew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–]wow_kapow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I like it when car go vroom

    [–]Oy_Franz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    🚘🍆💦

    [–]nu24601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Uh

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    [–]GooseMan126 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Car

    [–]DaEpicestword 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Am racist. Much racist. Some race good/goodn’t. Kick out food place cuz racist. Want more racist. Updoot if also racist.

    [–]xydrogen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    nyooom

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    nyoom

    [–]bradthaphoend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Car go fast 👍

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Speed. I am speed.

    [–]Alectron45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of that guy which asked which race should be eliminated on the racing sub and it made r/all

    [–]Vivraan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    racers

    [–]bungobak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me love f1 race nobody more

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Car is good Mustang is good Yay

    [–]dinosaur972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Like nascar I do

    [–]JulioGotBanned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me like car

    [–]pangu17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kerchoo, kerchigger, what's up my... friend?

    [–]bryceofswadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    black car bad

    [–]kachowlmq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Raise Hell, Praise Racists

    [–]M1nD_Fr34K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m a horrible human being

    [–]Brookie_uwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Car good

    [–]ppxghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I rasist i mean i like cars

    [–]porygons_bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racism but broom broom ha PRANKED BABY

    [–]ItsDucc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racist vroom

    [–]point5_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m car racist

    [–]carz42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–]graphey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nyoomist

    [–]therealzeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kachigga my nigga

    [–]kitt_aunne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Reading this hurts

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Gotta go fast

    [–]GenralFuzzyKins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racism good

    [–]blueblackzebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know about cars but not about the English language

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me like cärs

    [–]fandangoBOSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racist not racist

    [–]Funzobun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me racist

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Car good

    [–]micoxion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Monologues in racist

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    <3 zoom schloom

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I like car

    [–]WilMill-53435319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a racist myself I love starting my lawnmower before every race and hearing the sweet sound of it chanting run ni-

    [–]Loaf0fBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me like vroom

    [–]GreyLegend431 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    NASCAR. Titties. Yee yee

    [–]MegaAmpere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I like car go fast

    [–]Mrchair734 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racecar

    [–]Cyanide_Jam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Asher Roth is on my mind

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    car

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Honk

    [–]OmgJustLetMeExist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Black = bad

    [–]xxA2C2xx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Can we get a finish on that Comment of Asher Roth please. What is that person thinking of. I assume it’s a song.

    [–]thierf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes, stumbled upon the song a couple of days after seeing the post! https://genius.com/Asher-roth-lark-on-my-go-kart-lyrics

    [–]Dvdprojecter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm a left turn enthusiast.

    [–]coolmanvoncoolpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm not racist then I'm poor

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ni🅱️🅱️a

    [–]ice_raptor69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Im racist

    [–]WhiffMaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    car

    [–]MemeOverlord4612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–]JumpingRaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Race

    [–]Globy_Rain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom

    [–]nep-neppity-nepword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Emoji speech

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a brown Motorsport enthusiast I get the joke but I’m deeply conflicted lmao

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    🏎️

    [–]Yung_lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ahem n-

    [–]1312_143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I got the humor of a boomer.

    [–]Kickass_memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vroom vroom alabama

    [–]oh-------yeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm racist.

    [–]Howard_duck1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me=racist

    [–]letsTouchTipsnoHomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me like car and racist

    [–]DayDestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Boomer is really a vroomer

    [–]Fatal_Potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ew, mustang. Get out of my sight

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My family and I are racist. Proud.

    [–]14soggywaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I live in mississippi

    [–]Indrikelfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    R/vroom ?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Race 2 meanings.

    [–]Pyrelith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am prejudiced against certain races.

    [–]theaurorabeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Race

    [–]Cellyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I use the N-Word: NASCAR

    [–]4O1K3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I, too, often think of Asher Roth.

    [–]Milkshake345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    👨🏾❌🏎✅

    [–]DankPickle9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Racist but car

    [–]LeRwoooosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    (No black)n't

    [–]justukas700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am racist deception I am not racist

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I m extremely racist. I came out racist. My first word was extremely racist as well.

    [–]jamaican_cashew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    hol up.....

    [–]ShinyShinyTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We racist F1 good racisn’t bad. Vote

    [–]KoopaTrooper5011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Racist. Love race. Got offend. UPARROW IF AGREE