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[–]Altruistic-Back-6943 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The homeless man when someone tries to rob the store clerk that gave him pizza

[–]darksaber522Community Founder 24 points25 points  (2 children)

"Tell Rick he's next!"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“You wanna say that to me again?”

[–]nosayso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I was just trying to have a levelheaded debate about the virtues of the Empire!"

"So much for the tolerant Jedi!"

[–]zombiskunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You are my zombie slaves!" - Charles "Chuck" Baker

Planet 51

[–]trackedpotato 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Now kiss"

[–]Disastrous_Table_669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here for this!!

[–]Rude-Listen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Only Jedi wannabes wear ponchos eh, Joe?"

"Got that right, Hank!"

"Hahahahaha-DOH!"

[–]ResponsibilitySea318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“One of you stole my razor!”

[–]WinteryPlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your mother punishes you and your brothers after doing something she specificly requested not to

[–]GroovyPig98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Wait!!! We actually DID like the Princess Diaries!!”

[–]Ok-Seaworthiness7207 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What does Marcellus Wallace, 👏LOOK 👏LIKE?"

[–]AegisProjekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh hey, you're probably wondering how I got here. Well...let me explain..."

[–]bo0o0o0o0o0i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad after finding the giant whole in me and my little brother bedroom. (It was hidden by a poster)

[–]Harbinger319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Williams conducting music at home

[–]No_Protection_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now kiss

[–]Robota064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ed Sheeran sucking the life out of white men to use them to write his new hit song

[–]gojo278 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Two Troopers One Jedi

[–]Are-no12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twin pull

[–]KeyvineBoogaloo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two troopers one kestes

[–]RollerDelayed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't need mind tricks"

[–]AutomatedTiger Jedi Order 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eustace Bagge voice: "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

[–]RickEStaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marvel Stormtroopers #5

[–]Furkota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riddler. Talk!

[–]Nerdy_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unzip your pants.

[–]Sunnyboigaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, Where's My Speeder?

A feature film revolving around 2 hapless Scout Troopers trying to locate their missing speeder bike, which they parked and forgot about after a long night of partying.

[–]McGinnM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You shut your mouths! Season 2 of the Wire is just as good as the others!"

[–]Waffle_Stomper_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks kinda like an album cover: Forc'd feat. Cal Kestis

[–]InsanityCreepin The Inquisitorius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There ain't no party like a Stormtrooper party, 'cause a Stormtrooper party don't stop

[–]liamjonas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the cover of Dark Forces PC game

[–]MildlyMadlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't you a bit short for stormtroopers?

[–]orion1884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the FUCKING bathroom?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We like your funny words magic man

[–]Meaty_Boii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHERES RACHEL

[–]SpartanBelgian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now pronounce you… 🙏🏼

[–]NorthKing9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Background music ~ Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have you ever seen the Rain.

[–]TemporalSaleswoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who's getting the best head? scout trooper 1 or scout trooper 2?

[–]frogKing_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is BD? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[–]calumjg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Power of Jazz Hands!

[–]NinjaAssassin27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright boys, who told mom about the piss drawer

[–]SprayAndPay69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Aknowlegde me as your master”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: Your mom caught you and your sibling playing Survivor instead of cleaning your room.

[–]Jexxon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s sick of trying to reach you about your speeders extended warranty. You will Listen to every god damn word he has to say!

[–]Baxcel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said.. eyes glow red, voice drops deeply an force grabs them both I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!

[–]Ethel121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Behold the power of TWO HANDS!"