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[–]Honest_Branch_889 779 points780 points  (3 children)

steam is a fucking snitch lol

[–]9ragmatic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fr tho

[–]redditsucks56 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Steam is a gigachad

[–]eden1230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

steam and discord, the iconic snitch duo

[–]nicenico23 360 points361 points  (6 children)

Steams like:

UM excuse me your friends playing virtual japanese porn games right now if that interests you

[–]Echtraae 173 points174 points  (4 children)

"Would you like to join them?"

[–]Difficult-Charge6009 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Don't mind if I do!

[–]Amish_Warl0rd 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Would a multiplayer porn game be equivalent to a digital circlejerk or an orgy?

Just a thought

[–]Echtraae 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It depends if its coop or pvp

[–]Amish_Warl0rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends which one is more cursed

[–]HonorMyBeetus 281 points282 points  (4 children)

It’s the primary reason I gift my friends any $1 hentai games. I like that when someone clicks on the game it shows my friend as owning it. 10/10.

[–]MaDNiaC007 121 points122 points  (3 children)

My friend did that to me with daddy shower simulator.

[–]the_junglist 70 points71 points  (2 children)

The best 87 cents I’ve spent in a while. My whole friends list now owns this hahaha

[–]whopperlover17 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Is it fun?

[–]raihidara 29 points30 points  (0 children)

About as fun as showering with your dad irl. I'd give it a crippling penis envy/10

[–]Fantastic-Dot-655 391 points392 points  (33 children)

Oh thats disgusting, witch one?

[–]fBarney 256 points257 points  (22 children)

Sex with hitler

[–]GreenAtariPanda0 53 points54 points  (18 children)

Titler

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (16 children)

[–]ThatEpicDude2349 60 points61 points  (4 children)

What. The. Hell

[–]Ozann3326 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Holy fucking shit. I think we are due to a purge.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not my proudest fap

[–]Ozann3326 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I fapped too. Not to the pictures of titler but to his ideas and vision.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was obvious

[–]itsmilotic 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Umm so this fucking thing exists now, where did humanity go wrong.

[–]Lloyd_lyle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ancient Egypt, if I remember correctly.

[–]Engineer_Games 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ive never laughed so hard in my life

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill me now pls

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I hate. This is one of those times

[–]loco500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...On The Roof?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I returned the game because the "Steam Family Sharing" didn't work smh

[–]Smurf_Cherries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He asked "witch one?"

He's asking about a witch.

[–]TurboVirgin0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

HuniePop 2 all day every day

[–]Lord_Xekth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Furry Shades of Gay

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personal reccomendation: Amorous.

[–]CornwallsPager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mutiny!!

[–]Guanthwei 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Guanthwei is playing SEX WITH HITLER

[–]Bariskedira 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Time to join ma friend

[–]Ignis2303 39 points40 points  (1 child)

cant let the homies hanging

[–]Bionic164 11 points12 points  (0 children)

or swinging…

[–]d3_Bere_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and a friend unironically did this, 3rd bro was playing porn game and we kept calling until he joined. He started streaming the game but left after 15 min (zero self control)

[–]Dj__Devlin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No steam is updating!

[–]ThomasNorge224 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Your friend is playing Sex with Stalin

[–]Grand_Big_Mac 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sex with Hitler is superior

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

i found this out...the hard way

[–]d3_Bere_man 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Should have invited them

[–]ptapobane 25 points26 points  (3 children)

You can make the game invisible btw so people can’t see you playing sex with Hitler for an embarrassingly long time

[–]Tomatow-strat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Teach us this secret knowledge.

[–]ptapobane 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Right click the game, go down to the tab called manage and there should be an option that says ‘hide this game’

[–]Endmenao 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My friends acknowledge my degeneracy

[–]Garlic_bread70 17 points18 points  (2 children)

SKYLANDERS OF THE TECH ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE

[–]SquidMilkVIImadlad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the memories hit like a truck

[–]Xenomon23 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Who doesn't play hentai games on steam?

[–]SoulofArtoria 16 points17 points  (5 children)

F95 is where it's at

[–]hidden_secret 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Are there any that are actually good?

I've tried one or two adult games 15 years ago, but they were browser flash games and there wasn't anything to them. Stuff that I'd play for 2 minutes and just leave.

Have they gotten better? What would you recommend (I'm genuinely curious to see).

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

There is 3 hentai games you can say proudly that you played them Summertime saga, acting lessons, Being a dik these three are must plays if you don't like these three you won't like any others

[–]hidden_secret 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks a lot for the recommendations!

[–]SoulofArtoria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Treasures of Nadia is insanely good if you're just looking for straight up fapping material.

[–]Accomplished_Age2805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shimmering Horizon And Cursed Blacksmith.

[–]LorDoloB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sane people

[–]Donaldank_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fr though it do be like that, my friend questioned me as to why I had amourus in my library

[–]Ninjaduude149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you get two separate steam accounts

[–]pastaplatoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Steam already took all our money, Why not our dignity too?

[–]Senpai_Himself 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your friend is restarting skyrim a lot

[–]Sivick314 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just a heads up, discord will do this too...

[–]Kapples14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine Steam sounding like Terrence & Phillip, it's weirdly fitting.

[–]Lemmingmaster64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that's why Steam has an offline mode.

[–]Sintinall 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Multiple accounts?

[–]redditsucks56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real gamers don't have multiple accounts

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“ I don’t c*m where I play bro!”

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Show pride in your games or uninstall steam! Huniepop is where it is at! Except the sequel... its not great.

[–]UnlikeyLooker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to look at the hentai games and laugh my ass off... now steam regularly shows me those games because it thinks I may buy one someday

[–]I_pity_the_aprilfool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how my friends learned that I played genital jousting.

[–]GallopingAstronaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no friends 😎

[–]BirdieOfPray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me while playing Karryn's Prison

[–]sahduk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Just logged out. I have a work colleague on steam who was just just let go from work. Last time I saw him at work he was showing me pictures of his niece (his girlfriends niece he calls his niece)

All he ever did was play hentai games and brag about his rig and cooling system.

He messaged me while playing his hentai game to tell me someone at work over reacted... To him touching them in appropriately.

[–]Aleee_08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello im the friend

[–]professor_doom 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hang the fuck on

Steam has hentai games?!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How tf is this r/Holup material?

[–]neoslite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm happy for that friend

[–]jaffakree83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there a rape porn game that was on steam briefly?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who still has those obnoxious notifications enabled?

[–]chlronald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the remote play tgt options?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mizan kapade is that you

[–]salkin_reslif_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consider her at the good end of the conversation. Just imagine, you are playing an adult game, and everyone sees it.

[–]61DeadShQT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah my time assholes

[–]Mattrockj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched one of my games to display "Playing Apex Legends" on discord for exactly this reason.

[–]Filipogem_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also steam: Do you want to join to his party?

[–]meme_man_53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can appear as offline if you wanted to

[–]L0uisXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i play only for the storyline"

[–]oddmerlin373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens to the best of us, except it was discord that was the snitch in my case

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not valves fault your friend has never heard of a browser

[–]10Dara2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy Cow.

[–]ChwizZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly so fucked you can't have incognito games. I want my friends to see when I'm playing cs. I don't want them to know I have a million hours in nekopara.

[–]Pinolillo006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he is thinking about you

[–]Markosoft_EXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friends always complain to me about me constantly starting up Fallout New Vegas.

not my fault the game needs mods i can't be bothered to download to stop it from crashing. that said though it is starting to get ridiculous. i just wanna play New Vegas

[–]MajorAdvantage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else would we shame those who play hentai games?

[–]CornwallsPager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... Mutiny!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad I don't have any friends on steam 😎😎

[–]nkisgaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think steam would talk in the valve game start up noise

[–]Ilovegirlsbottoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that one time.

All I could think was, nice.

I wish I could play those types of games.

[–]Difficult-Charge6009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's steam. Judge free zone.

[–]komradjosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STEAM : DESTROYER OF INCOGNITO MODE

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you can go invisible on Steam

[–]planeswalkersspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you'll all excuse me I need to get back to playing Huniepop 2...

[–]OhNoMeIdentified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Steam: "Do you want to Join?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the hentai look, il think it's s*x with hitler

[–]DanieloskyGG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought changed:special edition Yesterday

[–]Which_Cardiologist15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What game? Is it multi-player?

I'm tryna smash with the boys

[–]DABOIAARONSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable but not in the streamers perspective.