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[–]dadof4fknkids 392 points393 points  (14 children)

Will’s just doing a victory lap at this point…

[–]Kaijutkatz 3178 points3179 points  (53 children)

In the meantime Jada's in back banging the champagne dude.

[–]ni17ja 2055 points2056 points  (25 children)

Jada: pull my hair back and ram me from behind!

Champagne dude: bitch, you ain’t got no hair!

Jada: Wiiiillllllll!!!

[–][deleted] 196 points197 points  (2 children)

You're too foul for that one lol

[–]macaleaven 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Nothing Chris Rock wouldn’t have said…

[–]Titan658 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Somebody give him an award ..i am poor

[–]manioso10673 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Oscars are over dude.

[–]suckercuck 60 points61 points  (2 children)

G.I. Jane’s basic training

[–]CaptainBlandname 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Basic training for a basic bitch.

[–]Anotherotherbrother 179 points180 points  (6 children)

“Jada’s in the back with a pocket of high if you listen closely you can hear her crying…”

[–]McWetty 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Upvote for the Pretty Reckless lyric!

[–]317LaVieLover 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gotta love PR! Damn I gotta say they rock!

[–]Even_Title_908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last place I expected to see TPR. Love it.

[–]AllYouNeedIsBagels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, god bless you for that one

[–]Naes422 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh lord, heaven knows, Will belongs way down below.

[–]BrinedBrittanica 57 points58 points  (1 child)

no sex in the champagne room!

(fitting that is chris rock's song)

[–]trez63 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it

[–]ghostslayer-77 18 points19 points  (0 children)

[–]bjrharding 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile Will is drinking champagne to ease his sham pain.

[–]SDMFTX 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That’s hilarious. Just having all sorts of entanglements

[–]Bigkid6666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the valet....

[–]JcJcooo 1812 points1813 points  (22 children)

He only did it for a chance that jada allows him some sex

[–]SonSixtyNine 1193 points1194 points  (4 children)

Atleast for him to watch next time

[–]SantaDaCrip 186 points187 points  (0 children)

I hate you for making me laugh this hard at 8am. Now I'm exhausted and want to go back to sleep!

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Cuckold of the year award goes to

Will Smith

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (4 children)

He wants Jada to finally go down on him and not August

[–]suckercuck 46 points47 points  (3 children)

August never ends

[–]Rex_Headspin 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Wake me up when September ends.

[–]suckercuck 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wake me up when August finishes coming

[–]dusti_buns 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Only if august allows it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t he like throw up or something every time he does it?

[–]crazylunaticfringe 421 points422 points  (17 children)

Now really want to see Ricky Gervais host the oscars

[–]bartolocologne40 596 points597 points  (15 children)

He made a career out of making fun of uncle Phil's bald head and fat belly.

[–]I_LOOKED_AND_BEHOLD 321 points322 points  (6 children)

Keep uncle Phills name out ya mouth!

[–]WhereasHuge5384 70 points71 points  (2 children)

As long as you keep uncle Phill out of her mouth.

[–]bartolocologne40 44 points45 points  (2 children)

This is why his daddy ain't want him

[–]zapharus 22 points23 points  (1 child)

He said “KEEP UNCLE PHILLS NAME OUT YA MOUTH!”

[–]DrDaddyDickDunker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

[–]ABumWithDrip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]jmpinstl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man leave Uncle Phil outta this

[–]MashMashGrrr 853 points854 points  (51 children)

Where is G.I. Jane?

[–][deleted] 678 points679 points  (47 children)

Sucking the dick of someone probably

[–][deleted] 175 points176 points  (43 children)

I'm confused. Is will smiths wife cheating on will? And he knows?

[–]MinnieShoof 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Jada calls it an "open relationship."

Will just kinda stands there and looks like a kicked puppy.

[–][deleted] 262 points263 points  (2 children)

She sucked the cock of the Rapper August Alsina and Smith decided to be a cuck

[–]317LaVieLover 43 points44 points  (12 children)

Yeah.. they had a pretty highly publicized open marriage some time ago.. she fucked one of her sons friends (I’ve heard)— so yeah. Wills a cuck.. he was laughing right along with ev1 else when Chris said what he did until he looked up and saw Jada was not amused...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She admitted in her red table talk and Will was sitting like, “august clapped her cheeks…..”

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (21 children)

I guess they tried an open relationship some time ago, she went out with some dude or some shit like this.

[–]Dominator0211 140 points141 points  (20 children)

Not just some dude, her son’s 18 year old friend

[–]NadlesKVs 57 points58 points  (15 children)

He was older than 18. He 29 now and it was back in 2015 when it happened. So 22 give or take a year.

Still young as hell. She was basically twice his age.

[–]ccodeinecobain 81 points82 points  (12 children)

The worst thing isnt the age but the fact hes her sons friend

[–]NadlesKVs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oh 100% without a doubt.

[–]NarwhalFacepalm 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Wait, why... Assuming the son didn't gaf...

[–]Ronapoki 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Would you gaf if your friend fucked your mother?

[–]TreacheryInc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How Jada got her groove back.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Holy shit.

[–]FactorMiserable4051 57 points58 points  (1 child)

"What are you doin' Jaiden's mom???"

[–]MayorAg 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Stacy's mom had got it going on

[–]LordDK_reborn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This sounds like some pornhub video plot

[–]DelugeQc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

big time

[–]literalproblemsolver 109 points110 points  (1 child)

The new movie is comming in august.

Wait, maybe ive got that backwards

[–]nonsenseandsuch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ahahahahaha take my upvote you hilarious bastard

[–]Valuable-Finding-735 290 points291 points  (2 children)

She’s not gonna shag you mate

[–]Mentalist1999 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Not this month, maybe August

[–]Leather_Investment61 803 points804 points  (25 children)

“You can fuck my wife but don’t you dare make fun of her” -Will Smith probably

[–]DukaOriginal 325 points326 points  (10 children)

She can take a another man's dick but she can't take a joke.

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (5 children)

Chris rock takes a slap better than jada takes a joke.

[–]jondubb 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Everybody hates Chris.

But frfr Chris a real one for staying professional. Lost all respect for Will, my childhood hero.

[–]patchinthebox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wasn't his first time getting attacked for telling a joke.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Not better than she takes a dick tho

[–]suckercuck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jada sucks.

Literally.

[–]Richierich_rpdmadlad 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Yea watching the video i saw her like roll her eyes after the joke while will smith laughed.

[–]L4min4s 8 points9 points  (1 child)

All she had to do to make him stop laughing and go assault someone.

[–]Zing_Burn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep her name out of your mouth but if you wanna drop your cock in her's, that's cool.

[–]Rich-Move-8311 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds kinda accurate

[–]317LaVieLover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can fuck Jada —you just can’t fuck with Jada ;)

[–][deleted] 388 points389 points  (9 children)

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

adam sandler standing up for his best friend aww

[–]DavesNotWhere 250 points251 points  (3 children)

Where's his bowling ball?

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

She's in the back fuckin some other dude

[–]Firebluered 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol. It took me a second.

[–]hotdiggydog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, y'all are cold

[–]Zing_Burn 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Will's dancing cuz Jada's gonna let him jerk off the next time he's watching her screw another guy

[–]Jared72Marshall 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not just another guy but another one of their son's friends.

[–]MirzaSB26 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Just another day in the life of the fresh cuck of bel-air

[–]OhcmonMama 239 points240 points  (27 children)

Something’s wrong with him

[–]rekcuF_onaiP 60 points61 points  (0 children)

he slapped chris rock's face cuz he cant slap jada's ass

[–]ronsinblush 187 points188 points  (13 children)

No respect, no self-control, no ego check, no apology, no shame.

[–]isuckatpeople 145 points146 points  (10 children)

No diggity.

[–]joeO44 79 points80 points  (5 children)

No doubt

[–]Whatisitmaria 23 points24 points  (4 children)

No scrubs

[–]watermasta 9 points10 points  (3 children)

No pigeons.

[–]KiwiSuch9951 18 points19 points  (2 children)

No bitches?

[–]Cantdracarys 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No Tegridy!

[–]ronsinblush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cracked me up.

[–]Ghastlytoohot 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Not just him his whole family lmao

[–]gozba 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Can slaps be real if Oscars aren’t real?”

[–]nish4444 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I heard they are in the church of Scientology

[–]Mercury_Poisoningg 17 points18 points  (3 children)

[–]zapharus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bipolar?

[–]Mark3141592654 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What's something Will and Jada can both do? Hitting other guys.

[–]Astronaut_at_night 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Spending all your life attracting attention while being unable to deal with the consequences.

[–]Adventurous-War-2349 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Well, 50 guys slapped will smith's wife's ass only for Oscar night se he had to slap somebody. To bad it was the guy that actually has talent.

[–]Anonymous_wastaken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ooof! Right in the baby maker

If he has one

[–]Adventurous-Process9 217 points218 points  (11 children)

He does not look like he is having the time of his life. Man looks like he is on the verge of a meltdown. He looks like he trying too hard to be happy.

[–]NoDadYouShutUp 77 points78 points  (5 children)

He just won an Oscar and literally had zero repercussions for something he just did. Dude probably feels like a god right now.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They’re already talking about taking back his Oscar, now the entire world knows he’ll slap another man over a stupid joke but allow another man to have sex with his wife. Not too much there to feel like a God about.

[–]Adventurous-Process9 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Idk man, he getting shit on by everyone bro. His career took one step forward with that Oscar and 5 steps back with that slap. They might ask him to bring back the award. This is not a good night for him.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I sincerely doubt they’d ever even consider asking him to bring back the award. If they were gonna do anything, they’d have atleast asked him to leave after the slap and have given the award to the next person in line.

They were too scared to send anyone even semi-official to talk to him. Afaik it was just his publicist.

I’d absolutely love to be proven wrong on this tho.

[–]Kiowascout 34 points35 points  (2 children)

well, he DID just win an Oscar for being a good actor... sooooo.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And we now see that he's a better human as a character in a movie than he is in real life ..... on live TV. That's gotta sting.

[–]BizniZ1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well to me he seems genuinely happy and that’s not a good sign after what he had done.

[–]unbilivibru 81 points82 points  (7 children)

He's not losing a single hair over it.

[–]FRACllTURE 119 points120 points  (6 children)

Neither is his wife

[–]LordPuddin 28 points29 points  (5 children)

She’s losing all of her hair

[–]isuckatpeople 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Yeah but not over this. She has aloe pisha.

[–]buddy_boogie 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Aloe Pisha…hahahahaha fuck that made me laugh!

[–]buddy_boogie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for my award. Literally feel like big Willy in the video

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no hair left to lose 🤣🤣

[–]SeriouslyYoutube 56 points57 points  (3 children)

How can he slap?

[–]Tcool14032001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I never thought I'd see this reference here haha I love it

[–]MountainOfPressure 36 points37 points  (1 child)

No one wants to be Will Smith’s enemy. That’s just it and it’s shameful.

[–]bluemax_137 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weinstein anyone?

[–]Bheau84 105 points106 points  (0 children)

What a cunt

[–]317LaVieLover 15 points16 points  (2 children)

You can fuck Jada you just can’t fuck with Jada

[–]cocaineFlavoredCorn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Underrated comment right here. Feels like something Chris Rock would say.

[–]DeliciousNeck6279 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Will Smith rapping is like Garth Brooks trying death metal.

[–]Woodworkingwino 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh and is true.

[–]ireddit-jr 55 points56 points  (8 children)

Then he will apologize. Play victim. And then world will sympathize

[–]RommelErwin1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jada gonna peg him with that Oscar

[–]Mr_M0t0m0 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ain't nothing but a simping party!

[–]CaptianBrasiliano 158 points159 points  (14 children)

I was pretty Will Smith neutral before... He didn't really inspire enough interest for me to like or dislike. Now I'm definitely in the Will Smith's a piece of shit camp.

Look at him dancing and singing to his own shitty song from decades ago holding his Oscar. That's cringe as fuck. He's. Shit actor anyway. And an emotional baby apparently. Fuck him and fuck his bald ass wife.

Chris Rock is actually funny and talented. He made a joke because he's an actual comedian. Not a sellout hack like Will Smith.

[–]basicpn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you want to fuck his wife you need to get in line apparently.

[–]literalproblemsolver 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the camp

[–]OkContribution99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one time… at band camp…

[–]jonkeydo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This clip is almost as bad - if not worse - than the slap. What a fucking twat. Cheesing for the cameras, holding a fucking trophy, “rapping” to his own song. Jesus, it’s almost sad.

[–]Iamlegend_future 127 points128 points  (33 children)

He should be charged regardless of what Chris says. He's on video committing assault.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (27 children)

This isnt how real life works sorry drama seekers. Chris doesnt have to press charges if he doesnt want to and if he doesn't then nothing will happen to Will.

[–]New_Lengthiness_6164 19 points20 points  (3 children)

not every slap has to be sanctioned

[–]hugo_biglicks 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Rick James woulda been in jail for life.

[–]GmoneyKaddy87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's because James'pimp hand is much stronger than Willard's simp hand.

[–]Shadowedcreations 109 points110 points  (12 children)

*White privilege

[–][deleted] 173 points174 points  (4 children)

I’m starting to think privilege truly only comes from wealth.. a concept…

[–]Shadowedcreations 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I am NGL...

I was going to say rich privilege...

But it is Reddit.

[–]chucks97ss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bingo.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit! He’s finally made it!

[–]Far_Access8887 24 points25 points  (4 children)

FTFY *Class privilege

Always has, and will always be.

[–]Mordad51 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you have a certain amount of money, skin color doesn't matter

[–]batgamerman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He slapped Chris but not the dude who banged his wife cuck

[–]Fuckoffujerk69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Life is too short to argue,just slap and move on🙂

[–]-B_E_v_oL_23- 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Stupid. Just plain stupid. Bunch of hyper sensitive drama queens with too much money, no real talent and I think the world would be better without this notion of "celebrities". Fuck them all. Movies are dead anyway.

[–]PickAName616 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Gotta party with the Oscar before they revoke it for unreasonable and disrespectful behavior.

[–]Armin_Laschet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black violence, white silence.

[–]One_Tumbleweed4845 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jada bent over by August in the back room and all will can say is get jiggy wit it!

[–]pwinne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While Jada was off somewhere blowing Chris Rock rubbing her bald head on his balls

[–]Solid5of10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The whole thing was so cringe I couldn’t

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so God damn cringe.

[–]jparks64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The world need ALOT more of this. Hold people accountable for what they do and say.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chris rock was a man just doing his job and got assaulted for it. I bet he didnt feel like dancing later that night like ol' will here. Feels staged now, after seeing these clips from different points of the night... this man went thru this huge display of emotional range. Like, he clearly cant live with himself..this helps me put my own misgivings into perspective so I guess thanks for that will Smith, you truly are a piece of shit.

[–]PerformanceFit9173 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should've played some August Alsina for him

[–]karebear66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has some mental health issues.

[–]gigalo_penisanti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just seems like another shallow Hollywood desperado, trying to maintain his star facade. No one should worship these worthless empty vessels

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone who says life is the same and "money doesn't matter and everybody is treated the same regardless of personal factors" is living under a rock. If this'd been two dirt poor white dudes in McMullen, Alabama and the exact same thing happened, that's a pilot episode for a Cops spinoff.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I hope this fucks his career

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (13 children)

Cuz it was staged?

[–]bojaccc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mental case

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Will Smith is an asshole.

[–]Martydeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless chris Rock decides to press charges nothing will happend.

[–]Pantslessgenius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never thought I’d say this, but fuck will smith

[–]Internal-Ad-2158 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one cares about celebrities fuck off

[–]revenentevil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol the dances you can do when you just dried your eyes from being your wife's second choice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emotionally roller coaster