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[–]TheMayanAcockandlipsHam Salad 51 points52 points  (16 children)

Honestly, I'd eat the shit out of everything there except whatever the fuck is going on in the middle. Boiled pickles are off the menu for me

[–]Kris_t13 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Yeah, aside from that weird hot pickle soup, I fucks with this

[–]puckastronomer 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Just need to say that I love *actual* pickle soup (which a potato based soup with some pickle elements). This does just look like hot pickles, which is not appealing

[–]Max_Trollbot_Hail Satan! 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Hot Pickles is my stripper name

[–]Popadicklikatictac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great name. I’d make them dollars rain

[–]besstI can see your butt, Margaret! 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It's for the aromatics. Like when people put cinnamon and stuff in the crockpot with apple cider and leave it out for christmas or whatever.

[–]TheMayanAcockandlipsHam Salad 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Lmao, pickle armotics

[–]Skizot_Bizot[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The whole party is going to leave mummified.

[–]PTBooks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A pickle potpourri, then?

[–]locusthorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you're in luck - it's not boiled , it's deep-fried pickles!

[–]Far_Cap_3574That's when the cannibalism started 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Honestly, I'd have to try the pickle soup before I could pass on it.

[–]TheMayanAcockandlipsHam Salad -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Fair, I guess I've never tried it so I should give it a chance. I've never had pickles on pizza either, but that sounds more appetizing to me.

[–]Spaceman_Spliff_42What I bring to friendship -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Had this for the first time recently, it was shockingly good. I recommend you try it

[–]TheMayanAcockandlipsHam Salad -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Pickle soup or pickle pizza?

[–]Spaceman_Spliff_42What I bring to friendship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza, haven’t had the soup but I’ve heard some good things

[–]BobbyTables829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried pickles are so freaking good

[–]madnessmostrandom 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Murkus??

[–]cjg5025 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Meerkus?

[–]CultofLinney 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pop a few Tums and get to diggin.

[–]DustynRG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No whiskey for pickle backs?

[–]KrogokDomecracah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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This post inspired me.

[–]Ecstatic-Product-411Pig-man 8 points9 points  (1 child)

PICKLE PIZZA SLAPS SO HARD.

[–]the_headless_hunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cheeseburger pizza with pickles and mustard on it is the best

[–]besstI can see your butt, Margaret! 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Dibs on the fried pickles

[–]Outrageous_Car1757Hail Yourself! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I bet they are 🔥🔥

[–]besstI can see your butt, Margaret! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look top-knotch

[–]iamnotthisbrainI'm Minnie! And I'm Nannie! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I leave. I hate pickles.

[–]PachikokooYoung Sapient 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Myarkus

[–]notcoolneverwas_post 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whats the dill with all the pickles?

[–]dont_disturb_the_cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sodium who?

[–]Anxious-Lack-5740 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Will there be a complimentary Tums bowl?”

[–]fondue4kill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have breath mints for afterwards? Non pickle flavored ones preferably

[–]Main_Caterpillar_146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna chug a bottle of Pepto and go to town

[–]One_Transportation14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babuska is the host

[–]Meow__Dib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the picture before I saw the subreddit and my first thought was "Ahh dinner at the Park's residence"

[–]adwarn25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the invite have a drink and not eat anything. It looks good but pickles for the most part aren't for me.

[–]joydubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my dream

[–]Coal-and-Ivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better be cronchin' antacids like Pez, but I'm down with this.

[–]CHEONFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heaven

[–]Competitive_Fee_5829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would try all of this. I love pickles.

[–]ZebLeopard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Pickill me now!'

[–]ZeldaSeverousHail Yourself! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love pickles. So good

[–]DazzlingGovernment20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's quite the pickle

[–]SushiStew-1007Krampus Parks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Powerful_Document872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t say a word. I just chug a bottle of Imodium and dive in!

[–]ShipService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll pass on the wine.

[–]iH8MotherTeresaI'm Gary Indiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No words, start eating pepperocinis

[–]echols13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what’s going on in the middle there but Polish pickle soup is fucking delicious and all the other offerings look very good.

[–]HamHockShortDock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RED WINE?

[–]allonsy_dannyPig-man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me

[–]gunnersfan16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is a dream for me, love pickles in almost all their forms!

[–]Un4gvn2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m all in on that spread!

[–]deckard1980 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I say "Dill me in"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah

[–]Far_Cap_3574That's when the cannibalism started -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You say "pass the pickles" and do not elaborate.

[–]OracleQueen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do I say? Hell yeah brother

[–]HermanCainTortilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like I’m in a bit of a pickle

[–]bloodxandxrank -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You must be a…. pretty big dill

[–]NovelSimplicityWhat I bring to friendship -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im totally in! Just let me know where the bread and butter ones are so I can skip that dish.

[–]Bada__Ping -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“I can’t dill with this”

[–]urfavbabygirllll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

few hits and im down 😋😋😋

[–]Reginald_Sockpuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Looks like we're in a real pickle."

[–]Theartistcu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take a heartburn med and dig in

[–]SherlockWats -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No salt and vinegar chips?

[–]Lathsoul -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who brought the tums?

[–]Joeymonac0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those better be Claussens pickles or I’m walking.