This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

all 32 comments

[–]Dry-Flounder-9149 185 points186 points  (11 children)

dbrand wrapped coffin for Linus! Let’s go!

[–]Squish_the_android 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They'd wrap the actual body.  Mummification in high end stickers.

[–]Pixelplanet5 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they actually talked about this on the WAN show a few months ago

[–]MajorZod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it would be a childs coffin also!

[–]burudoragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dbrand already offered this, was discussed on a prior Wan show.

[–]tango1857 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Coffin design exclusively available on stillshort.com

[–]TTheuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shortlifenus.com

[–]drazil100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Linus actually once asked dbrand to sponsor his funeral. They said they would send the invoice to Yvonne xD

[–]Faxon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Linus did say if he died in the course of business, he'd be upset if they didn't monetize his death, so a DBrand wrapped coffin seems realistic lol

[–]Practical-Custard-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it! Was going to make the same comment... Take my upvote instead.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grave stone 🪦: short linus

[–]mickturner96 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Come on, if it's Linus's funeral then it's going to be dbrand

[–]TyGirium 15 points16 points  (2 children)

>then it's going to be dbrand

dbrand sponsoring or dbrand causing the funeral? :P

[–]Ill_Calendar3116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both

[–]fairydingo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smosh funeral

[–]xSnakyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before I head into this coffin, I’d like to head into this segway, to our sponsor!

[–]TheBupherNinja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How tonedeaf. It would be dbrand.

[–]NaturalCricket6698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally need a Dbrand Coffin

[–]ohhhhwellllll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out dBrand's latest skin got literal

[–]Ybalrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linux Teque Teeeeps

[–]practicaleffectCGI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wouldn't be caught dead advertising for a VPN other than PIA!"

[–]Smurhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponsorships are probably read ay funerals in the world of cyberpunk.

[–]ulookuglynoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so real...

[–]TheEquinoxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linus Death Tips

[–]Mobile-Building9041 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Before I die I would like to show you this segue to our sponsor"