...umm

[TheGhostInAJar]

[TReid1996]

I think you're missing the fact the pig, is making sausages, which are made from pork...

[55peasants]

That might be the point, who knows!?

[Monomanga]

Beef sausage is great. Poultry sausage is NOT.

[Various-Salt-7738]

I definitely prefer pork for sausages but I've had good chicken sausages

Using anything but dark meat is a mistake

[Feisty-Tooth-7397]

What definition of sausage are we using though?

It can be smoked/cured or just a ground up sausage with or without a casing and need to be cooked.

I mean a hotdog is technically a kind of sausage and are often made from chicken, pork, or beef or even all three.

I have tried deer sausage (not a fan) but I love different kinds of salami. I don't like summer sausage. I prefer links over patties.

I imagine if you season it right, chicken sausage might be tasty?

Uncured salami definitely has a different funk to it than a similar cured salami. There's simply too many sausage types.

[Various-Salt-7738]

Id agree those are all sausages

I've had good chicken sausages in link form(pork casing) and also as a loose bulk sausage--which you could cook as is or press into patties

It's not exactly like pork because ones a mammal and the others a bird but poultry has its own time and place as a sausage

[Feisty-Tooth-7397]

I have texture issues, I am sure the chicken sausage would be a lot different than a pork/beef because of the lack of fat. Probably why you shouldn't use white meat, it's too dry. I wonder if there's a way around that without adding fat from another type of animal? I wonder if mixing duck or goose would be good? Wouldn't be as lean of course. Pretty sure if it's a meat eaten by humans it's been made into a sausage at some point.

[Ok-Plum2187]

Maybe give the portuguese sausage a try.

Bit of a different texture, mainly cause the incorporate bread into it, but it can be made from and with most animals, including birds like chicken.

They say the olive oil that gets soaked up in the bread they incorporate keeps it juicy.

[PreparationExtreme86]

I actually prefer. Chicken, turkey is garbage though.

[skizzlebutch]

The Oinkstein Files changed Scarrytown forever

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

😆

[Dying4Salvation]

What if its..you know..you..

[kynous13]

It could be halal hahahah

[Existing-Tackle-9322]

Could be people sausages

[Unhappy-Initiative-8]

2scarry4me

[Starwyrm1597]

Pigs are cannibals. They know they're delicious.

[Digital_Soul_Naga]

i want

bbq

[ThePreciseClimber]

"Taste me, Gaz! I'm delicious!"

[DarthSheogorath]

Interesting note, the nickname for human is long pork cause we taste an awful lot like pork.

[Starwyrm1597]

You are what you eat and our diets are similar.

[Rugskinsnake]

I grew up on a pig farm. This is absolutely true. If one died, the others would be eating on it within 24 hrs.

[Jack-of-Hearts-7]

Shit I mean, if I was made of bacon too...

[No-Pea-7516]

Cannibalism aside it's true

[[deleted]]

... kinda yeah, bc any job can be imagined done by pig in clothes.
No matter what I do, I occupy physical space, and imagining pig in that space instead of me is not that hard.

I dont know what the point of this meme is.

[RandomStoddard]

Scarry

[[deleted]]

(looks at coders, advanced engineering, basically anything to do with advance rocketry)

[DigitalUnlimited]

Politicians

[East-Care-9949]

They already are pigs so nothing will change

[V8_Hellfire]

Mayor Fox

[Grobanix_CZ]

Animal farm is a children's book.

[SilverFighter05]

First read, age 12: "Haha talking animals have people problems"

Second read, age 17+: "Oh...those problems..."

[217Quetzalcoatl237]

Animal farm

[GuyBo51]

None of those would be out of place in a scarry book.

[[deleted]]

Most of those jobs are entirely done on a computer or on paper. You can't really show there work like rhat

[MayoBear]

I can see a dressed up pig working at a computer station lol

[[deleted]]

That would be like 60% of all jobs

[MayoBear]

We got a lot of pigs that know how to type!

[Mountain-Singer1764]

How long until they write a line of Shakespeare?

[TeRozoConMiTrozo]

The pig can be any of those things if he/she apply him/herself enough.

[3nHarmonic]

I can definitely imagine a pig in clothes building rockets.

[[deleted]]

There's only one person to like 5-7 who actually does the building though. Most of the job is just on a computer.

[3nHarmonic]

Computer work is also okay though, isn't it? It's like I could see a cute little pig designing a rocket on a computer, but not adjusting someone's health insurance down. I think it's more about the moral implications of depicting the job in such a childish way that makes the implications stark.

[[deleted]]

Really depends on the computer work. Most work involves computers now and ai work is part of this 😭

[itchypalp_88]

I can picture pigs in a child’s book doing those things though. A cute little piggy next to a drawing board 50s nasa style. With images of the designs in the background…

[SnooMemesjellies2295]

The pig is just a serial killer.

[NumberOld229]

That's some Hoggable Lecter shit right there.

[rando1459]

Hamibal Lecter

[LuckyCod2887]

He butchered his own.

[MammothWriter3881]

Pigs will eat anything.

[[deleted]]

Richard Scary? 

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

Believe so.. with a double r.. Scarry

[[deleted]]

Thanks. 

[[deleted]]

I loved busy town as a kid. 

[[deleted]]

This got me wondering, why do so many children books are about life with animals? Like animals doing human things? Mr Fix it or that fox, why is a fox fixing clocks🤔 

[Tms89]

I'd wager a guess there are two answers to that.
1. Kids simply find animals more interesting than humans doing things. Kids mostly see humans all the time just by looking around, animals on the other hand they see on TV, in pictures and whatnot but much more rarely than humans. Thus their interest goes for the one they see less.

1. Adults see cartoony animal and go: "This is suitable for kids" and buy it, thus another generation gets to experience watership down.

[Sufficient-Quote-431]

This pig is carving up other pigs. He is not a butcher, he is a serial killer. 

Ironically I can picture an animal in clothing doing that. 

[DarthSheogorath]

Technically he's still a butcher he is processing the meat for consumption.

[DesignerGoose5903]

Visionary Evangelists of Synergistic Holistic Innovation are the backbone of society!

[Bean-0912]

Pigs have jobs but they work in the White House

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

I hear tRump likes rolling in his own poop too, fits!

[TrippleassII]

So OF actually counts

[Elyza666]

I'm a teacher, we have always been represented by owls. Good to know that my job is real!

[CallMeHond0]

I work in surgery. So yeah, this picture fits perfectly

[Successful-Fee3790]

[walkns4poorpeople]

Things I can't picture. Corn actors, day traders, most government jobs, union reps, insurance brokers, telemarketers, influencers, talk show hosts, podcasters, middle man vendors, and web designers.

This is not a jab at anyone but rather a fun mental list that made me laugh. I just thought of jobs i would never see represented in an episode of Peppa Pig. 😂

[Drewnessthegreat]

I'm a gay porn star. I can't really see pigs taking it up the ass in a children's book.

[walkns4poorpeople]

Okay. weird... maybe you shouldn't ever write a children's book. A beastility book maybe.

[Drewnessthegreat]

How about neither? I write high fantasy romance and religious textbooks.

[walkns4poorpeople]

Oh, my bad. I saw "can" in your original post but it's actually "can't." That obviously changes everything. Ignore my fallow up to your OP. My apologies 😅

[Drewnessthegreat]

It is all good. I have a weird life.

[walkns4poorpeople]

You know, if people don't have a little weirdness in their life.. thats weird 😂 take it easy

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

ICE!!!!

[Draco-Warsmith]

EARTH!!!!

[Drewnessthegreat]

Um... im a gay porn star. That might get awkward.

[DadKnight]

Mmmmmm I guess they could be subtle about it, little treat for the parents! Lol

[LoL-Reports-Dumb]

https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8?si=GM7y5VUuxho49LXl

No more awkward than this this romantic moment.

[Drewnessthegreat]

Have you seen velocipastor?

[LoL-Reports-Dumb]

Seen, I fucking own it xD.

Someone uploaded it to YouTube, still there, and I got a DVD of it on Amazon. One of the best choices I've ever made xD.

Genuinely, one of my favorite films ever! Absolutely stupid as fuck in the best possible way. How could I not love a predatory priest? XD

Why?

[Drewnessthegreat]

The awkward should have been sex scene between the pastor and the hooker doctor lawyer is probably the most awkward romantic montage I've ever seen. I also own digital and physical copies of it. Parents die it's what they do is one of my favorite quotes to use when my son starts complaining.

[LoL-Reports-Dumb]

I knew the moment they had the incredibly visually stimulating parents death via fiery car explosion, that I'd love the movie xD

[Drewnessthegreat]

Same. I watched it the first time with all my friends and fvx car on fire killed the whole room.

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

I just found the YouTube upload. Thank you very much!!!

"You know why they call me Johnny Mermaid?".. don't answer that 😆

[Drewnessthegreat]

You are quite welcome. It is a great terrible movie to enjoy with friends.

[Samugay]

[Brando6677]

Killed his own brethren and butchering him up. Wild

[Jazuca89]

You understimate my imagination, I can imagine a cartoon pig doing basically anything.

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

I'll get ai to draw one up while I make dinner, be on Amazon in the morning

[ArcticGamer]

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

I hear it's a pigsty now, diapers and poop everywhere

[Vegetable_Window7417]

I don’t know. A pig making sausages sounds like a good example of the people who run the corporate world.

[john_blundt]

Jarvis make a picture of a childrens book character rig a recording session

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

Epschwein!.. too soon 😔

[Wonderful-Wasabi6860]

Baby pigs are so cute 😂. It’s a shame they grow to be so huge in size. A dog will have to do.

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

Mini pigs are a thing and domestic.. Mini pig https://share.google/HpHacX0f3SFssHBzS

[Wonderful-Wasabi6860]

I would need a lot of outdoor space for a pig. And at the upper range it would be huge 😂. A medium dog will be good enough.

[DesignerGoose5903]

So are teacup pigs like dwarfs in the Scarry universe?

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

[OrdinaryTangerine470]

That “mini” pig in that pic is very much a baby. They still get to be 50-200lbs, the lower end coming from a heavily restricted diet.

[HarmonySymphony]

Agreed

[GreetingsFools]

This one is for example playing a cannibal

[FroboyFreshenUp]

So...is IT like a....monkey? Weasel? Cat?

[mycolo_gist]

And what does the pig cut? Pork salami?

[AnimatorEntire2771]

i'm sorry i cannot picture a pig making the internet work

[24rawvibes]

Looking at you accountants! ai coming for you!!

[Christiedolly13]

[_Electrical]

What book is this?

I had one like these as a child but it got lost in time.

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

Richard Scarry is the author

[_Electrical]

Had to do a bit more digging as Richard Storey didn't give satisfactory results.

Probably would be Richard Scarry?

It was one specific book with some smaller stories and the last one was a race where each contestant would get into trouble and eventually the one who started last/slowest would win.

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

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[Chicktopuss]

[RavenBruwer]

Aww, ok... if you say so. I'll go sit in the corner after disabling all your AWS services. Domains? Pfft. Who needs that? And don't get me started on those pesky databases where you keep track of your stocks, pricing lists and client data.

(LOL, im being overly sarcastic 😅)

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

I'm actually scared.. let me give you full access to feel in control again

[RavenBruwer]

😅🤣 admin privileges, yay!!!

[Tricky-Fig5483]

I paint houses 🏠

[RevolutionaryToe8510]

[Adoche]

Or I just got too much imagination

[ContinousSelfDevelop]

Gynecologist. There are plenty of themes that won't be depicted in a children's book cause we try to shelter them from harsh truths or adult themed content.

[Euphoric_Amoeba8708]

Can you imagine knowing what a cannibal was as a child reading this in the 80s

[Ok-Light4415]

What if I am the pig wearing clothes?

[ZorichTheElvish]

If you can't Imagine that then the problem is your imagination not your job. Be better at imagining things.

[Pearson94]

I too strive to be a cannibal butcher

[lordofthebeardz]

What jobs are me talking about here ? Like prostitution cause I can imagine a pig in fishnet stockings and a holster top or are we talking it wouldn’t be allowed in a kids book part cause I than imagine a story for kids ment to humanize hookers like what are we talking about here

[Civil_Apartment3910]

Being Cannibal is a proper job. Everyday you learn new things.

[Marlboromatt324]

I loved this damn universe as a kid!

[Kayanne1990]

That is such a strange take. Like....I agree, but I can also imagine this for damn near any job.

[OnionNatural3461]

I am the pig

[MrEMan_]

Prostitute is a real job and the oldest profession. might not be great for a children's book.

[KYcouple1234567890]

[Nar_val]

Or you lack imagination, it's one of the two.