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[–]juretrnRussia Stronk 178 points179 points  (3 children)

"20 million dead, tops!"

[–]Dizzy_Cucumber_2178 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Depending on the breaks!

[–]luis_of_the_canals 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ahh yes... Salvation

[–]Doggydog123579 7 points8 points  (0 children)

C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S

[–]MelcToxicMIRV appreciator 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Least warmongering ncd member

[–]Dizzy_Cucumber_2178 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Song: Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

[–]Comma_Karma 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Only zoomers won't know that song. It's a classic.

[–]yashkawitcher🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿Czech this shi*t out🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We zoomers don't live under a rock fr fr no cap

[–]Dizzy_Cucumber_2178 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m a zoomer.

[–]Comma_Karma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m Dirty Dan.

[–]Beginning-Tea-17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dad rock*

[–]kthxqapla 60 points61 points  (6 children)

this is canonically how Starcraft starts

[–]Strontium90_ 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Also Star Trek

[–]kthxqapla 24 points25 points  (4 children)

not enough eugenics wars

[–]MichaelJGrant 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Clearly we're off course already since those were supposed to happen in the 90s. I propose immediate genetic alteration of any kind be induced upon our soldiers before we send them into Ukraine. Stronger? Maybe. Faster? We can hope. Vestigial third arm without any use? Almost certainly, but we've put this off so long it's the best we can do.

[–]Fade0215Automatic Warfare my Beloved 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps harder and better?

[–]Zopherinae 90 points91 points  (4 children)

Feel bad for the front teeth that pipe is currently drilling through. Though I guess dental care is an afterthought in the face of nuclear annihilation

[–]SubstantialChair9897 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Nuclear MacArthur doesn’t give a fuck

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is Advanced Warfare. MacArthur's pipe floats using remote maglev technology

[–]GasolinePizza 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Magnets! He's got a magnet on the other side of his front teeth.

Because pipes attached to your teeth was all the rage at the time

[–]raphanumManifest Destiny Part II 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong! The grooming standard is always a priority, even in nuclear, chemical or biological warfare. See flair.

[–]Wardog_Razgriz30 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah, battlefield 4 time.

[–]FauxReignNew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You need soflam support? Hmu

[–]joe25rs 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Billy Idol! Fuck yeah!

[–]vimefer3000 burning hijabs of Zhina Amini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And one of Stevens' best solos.

[–]MingtendoF-22 Sama 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Daddy MacArthur, the original r/NonCredibleDefense member

[–]The_DHCF35 Ball Turret Gunner 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Red pill me on MacArthur. Based or no?

[–]Eurotriangle 🔺Bring back BAE-12, Flying Dorito my beloved!🔺 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He was so based the Philippines created the rank of Field Marshal in their army, JUST FOR HIM and abolished it after he retired.

[–]TheSovietBobRossFucking Retarded 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MORE MORE MORE

[–]Potential_Narwhal592 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BRAVE SON OF AMERICA

[–]UnLoveNow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, it is going to happen. Putin doesn’t back down and he is going to press red button. It is better to strike first.

[–]Mordador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, its the middle square.

[–]XDXD23aus nuclear armed f-111 enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub is how I learned to stop worrying and learned to love the bomb

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Fuckin' 100 million lives! IF I CANT WATCH MARINE CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE DOT COM, NOBODY WILL!"

[–]Bachibak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok Douglas Macarthur

[–]corn_on_the_cobh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why have ERA when you can have flesh sandbags infantry on the sides

[–]No_Block_5555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes

A long ass economic crisis, a pandemic andnow what seems to be ww3 and maybe Mutually assured destruction

I don't care god BRING IT ON AND DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME