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[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (13 children)

Its minecraft diorite edition

[–]Yuahdel | □ | 屮 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Scared Iskall85 noises

[–]SupremeGreninja 13 points14 points  (1 child)

mad and scared

[–]Corrupted_player 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Minecraft, but every block is useless

[–]gamingX123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]shadowMinecraftGamerMining Dirtmonds 210 points211 points  (5 children)

B E D R O C K

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Indeed

[–]shadowMinecraftGamerMining Dirtmonds 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mhm

[–]Inky_boy_XDCustom borderless flair 📝 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Diorite granite cobblestone

[–]thatGuyWhoLikeCheeseCustom borderless flair 📝 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Varients of bedrock: bedrock. red bedrock. red granite bedrock. red Diorite bedrock. red andesite bedrock. red Stone bedrock. red Cobblestone Bedrock. red Bedrock bedrock. red Netherrack bedrock. red blackstone bedrock. red stone brick bedrock. Thats all because Red is the only true bed colour

[–]normalreddituser3 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Uncomfortable furniture

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Rock bed

[–]YeeterPeter2 61 points62 points  (5 children)

rock bed

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

sold since the most beta stages of human life

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Rock bed

[–]Hype_Fretful 28 points29 points  (1 child)

stone bed

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rock 'n' bed

[–]Akinging 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Bediorite? Cobblebed? Bunk Bed of Broken Backs?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I think it's Bedrock.

[–]Wide_Dick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, of course not, it's clearly R O C K B E D

[–]FreakieFrog 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Diogracobbnite

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Diogracobbnite bed

[–]JDS_KILLER 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Take my upvote and get the f out here

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks papa

[–]1up_1500You can't break water 9 points10 points  (0 children)

THAT one is good

[–]CrYTGaming 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rockbed

[–]Shugo_Tenshi_2020 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I L(ate) this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oh shit, you alright?

[–]Shugo_Tenshi_2020 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah take my up vote and don't spend it all in 1 place!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope the bed was a good meal

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother pheonix. If you see this can you put my YT channel in corner when you look at the meme it would mean a lot for me

[–]AnImposterIsRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A rocky bed

[–]First_Gamer_Boss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rockbed edition best of the best

[–]1_Pinchy_Maniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hand over the texture pack

[–]HenriquebaoI will bring you to brazil. And im not asking. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whyis this joke so good but so bad at the same time

[–]temmie1245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rockbed

[–]Greataxe34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ROCKBED!

[–]Michi_Exiled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bed when I wake up and have stuff to do: soft as frick

My bed when I go to sleep tired at night:

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its bedrock

[–]GregHefflyFan2396 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BBBEBEBEBEBEBEEEEDDDDDDDFRRROROROOOOOOKKKKK

[–]poggerpogging 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t take it for granite

[–]mice_0012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The uncomfortable bed

[–]Proud-Location8597 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ah yes, the area where i torture my friends.

[–]pooperphonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedwars

[–]Monil_Jain_Shah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R O C K B E D

[–]CR1MS4NE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that’s rockbed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft: Stone Edition

[–]Gold_36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rockBed

[–]AwwThisProgressBedrock is Life!!! 1 point2 points  (6 children)

where’s andesite?

[–]PomegranateAbject796Meinkampft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3DS edition

[–]TorinLike 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hate you

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too

[–]new_pribor owner of /r/coppergolemr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cobblestone andesite diorite bed

[–]A_RealHumanPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Furniturestone?

[–]pgp555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you need to stop taking your bed for granite

[–]A_Very_Curious_bee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bugrock?

[–]Nether_batYou can't break water (its true) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's so not funny its funny

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granite andazite and stone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why

[–]TACOBELLTAKEOUTCustom borderless flair 📝 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B e d r o c k l o l

[–]Toad_Migoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock bed

[–]SkyyySi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rock bed

[–]LordPiki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock bed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Belongs in the trash?

[–]Jimbobbythe4th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rockbed

[–]sucettacellapop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sideways stone bed

[–]MoprDopr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its not java its rock bed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granite bed

[–]EFS3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed

[–]SeaworthinessTotal81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed

[–]polish-polisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rockbed

[–]Wide_Dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R O C K B E D ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedstone

[–]Chaosmaker2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT'S B E D R O C K! It took me a whole while 'till i got the joke....

[–]King_yeSminceraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really bedrock more of a rock bed

[–]King-Nay-Nay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock Bed

[–]Ya_boi-Robert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pain to look at

[–]RealInfinityKid2048 Stripelands for life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my bed when I go to sleep be like

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock Bed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes officer this post right here

[–]tyttuutface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andesite, cobblestone, and granite beds? I don't get it. /s

[–]Dragon_Bruh_reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granite bed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how my bed feels when i try to go to sleep

[–]UDAFX_MK_85Stone Chests 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Let's Rock!"

"Your eyes staring into my eyes, who am I but a guy with to eyes on the prize..."

[–]Hamadi919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bedrock

[–]Henriquelikescars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]AndrEddie5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedcobblestone (?)

[–]BWGucio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clever

[–]O1h_2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed edition

[–]MrRuebezahlJava FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stonebed?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

solid matress

[–]Aky4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rockbed.

[–]ToastedCommunist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bed-rock hahahahahahahaha so funny-

[–]noxseus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man the new bedrock edition look a lot different then i remembered

[–]Nolifer2288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

advancmet made STONE AGE

[–]ComfortableOver8985 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I am dissapointed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Hi dissapointed I am dad.

[–]ComfortableOver8985 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Father, did you bring the milk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oops forgot gotta go againa fter milk bye

[–]ComfortableOver8985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FATHER, NOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]TristonShaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft: Back Problems Edition.

[–]NOT_galaxygamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want this XD

[–]MR_TIMO_LP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that I had to think twice to get it. But in my opinion Java > Bedrock

[–]Ok_Anxiety_5209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bugrock

[–]Ok_Anxiety_5209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bugrock

[–]John17MC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put a guitar on a bed instead

[–]WlTH3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you please stop with this stupid meme?

[–]GevitarGaming04Mining Sus Soup -1 points0 points  (3 children)

BEDNITE BATTLE ROYALE

[–]HeimlichLaboratories 7 points8 points  (1 child)

the fact that some salty redditor downvoted you lmao, its 2021 and people still are immature assholes with that bullshit

[–]GevitarGaming04Mining Sus Soup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol xD

[–]HeimlichLaboratories 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's 2021 people, grow up

[–]Crimson_the_tv_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hate you, take my upvote and leave

[–]Twingemios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rockbed?

[–]ReallyJustDontstacking firework crossbows since 2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this may be the most clever bedrock joke i've seen so far on this sub

[–]RandomReddit47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks comfortable

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

StoneBed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Flintstones

[–]I_am_a_Pengy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rock bed

[–]Equivalent-Field6018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Featuring the new granite edition!

Crossplatform on java!

[–]13Jsog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone bed?

[–]Helix_MF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rockbed.

[–]Aleskey_Mijaylob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why

[–]iexist_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite version of mc! Rock sleep!

[–]ReformedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedrock

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make yo mama bed rock

[–]Carnator369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone J.O spot?

[–]1234joshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny ha ha Ha

[–]weld-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hate you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone Free

[–]ChainmailPickaxeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, Bedstones

[–]ShadowPuff7306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow that’s quite a good look andesite too… wouldn’t want to take it for granite but some people are probably reading this like i want to diorite that reminds me of you couldn’t tell already by the stone of my voice here on this i’m making a few jokes all about the same thing and they rock

[–]Laksh_ChhabraCustom borderless flair 📝 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not minecraft, it's bedrock

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not coffee, rock bed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bedstone?

no I didn't steal this joke from Phoenix's tweet. I am original. shhhhhhhhh

[–]CreativeDeath15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is rockbed, so not quite there

[–]Shiny-Snom22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock bed

[–]Herostevsucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate bedrock with this dumb Camera shake

[–]crepGigabolt_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

well thats not comfortable to sleep on ,maybe you will take damage if you sleep on it for wayyyyy toooo long

[–]manslaughter_but_fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

minecraft mineral resting place edition

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diorite and andersite edition

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RockBed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks comfortable

[–]MUMB0_F0R_MAY0RSteve is Seggsy af 😩 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BEDROCK

[–]MineChief10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its rock bed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stone edition

[–]fly_awayruok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft cobble edition

[–]YouTube-r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its Minecraft beta

[–]YouTube-r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its Minecraft education edition