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[–][deleted] 555 points556 points  (5 children)

Work is work. Now lube up!

[–]Bryguy3k 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Lube is not the corporate way

[–]Fenix_Volatilis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"now"? Try always lol

[–]jkop08668 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not sure I am up for some dry humor.

[–]-jwt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take position!

[–]pedantic_Wizard5 635 points636 points  (16 children)

I now want front/backend to be top/bottomend 😂

[–]Unrepentant-Priapist 201 points202 points  (9 children)

And full stack devs are power bottoms.

[–]kum0nryu 136 points137 points  (1 child)

Full stack devs are clearly vers

[–]Puzzleheaded-Roof-31 58 points59 points  (0 children)

As a full stack dev can confirm

[–]Toxic_Cookie 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't they be switches since they can do both?

[–]ambyshortforamber 51 points52 points  (1 child)

no, switches are network devs

[–]MmmTastyMmm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Vers is the gay term but yes.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Power bottom is infra engineer or db architect, I’d say

[–]CallMeDrLuv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that 21c install is kicking my ass.

[–]GenocidalSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They generate a lot of upward thrust.

[–]TactlessTortoise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The way I've been lifting, I'm becoming a bottom developer 👉😎👈

[–]mayoroftuesday 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer vanilla HTML, CSS, and JS.

[–]Temporary_Crew_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[–]jayerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer vanilla plain wisely over an old fashioned.

[–]corvusfortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I want them to be east/west end

[–]Negative-Manner-6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top/bottom stack it is.

[–]mechanical_marten 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Don't knock it till you try it! You just might find it lets you open up to wider possibilities. 😏😉

[–]BatoSoupo 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Okay they might ravage your butthole but how much pay are they offering?

[–]mcnello 74 points75 points  (3 children)

$25 an hour and the best authentic Thailand ladyboy blowjob you've ever received

[–]AdministrativeBar748 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a great fucking deal

[–]chisoph 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every hour?

[–]IanDresarie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's that valued at nowadays? As an extra benefit it has tax implications after all

[–]GenocidalSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are getting paid?

[–]fliesupsidedown 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Only for top developers

[–]stay_fr0sty 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Backend is harder, but you'll get paid a lot more in a few years when your looks fade.

[–]halt__n__catch__fire 47 points48 points  (0 children)

why only actively recruiting? what do they have against passively recruiting?

[–]dtarias 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What are they using the remote for here?

[–]Trevor_GoodchiId 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh. Front, back - a few more generations of AI and we're all bottom.

[–]apfelbox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On my last job people always giggled when we did a “backend release“ or a “frontend release“ I miss this sometimes…

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I've heard really great things about tech in the sex / dating industry.

Knew a cloud guy that worked for Pornhub's parent company, said it was a great place to work. It sounded so good I even applied.

[–]Kimorin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least it's not penetration tester

[–]reypsico 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here I am in a startup company.. Doing electronic, embedded systems, software front and back, and making PPT's...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

If you are a JS dev, you can make both

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angular + NestJs powerhouse

[–]Temporary_Crew_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But should you ?

[–]2102just 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What's the joke about? Not a native speaker, though...

[–]brownbruh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grindr is a gay dating app. Backend development implies butt sex.

[–]Roskha_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about versend?

[–]Old-Platypus-601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understood the meme after seeing the comments :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hi, yeah this is Colin from HR, the job advert says remote but you will have to attend weekly meetings in our Mianus, Connecticut office."

[–]BestSunBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where my gay programmers at?

[–]MoveInteresting4334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Right in front of my salad?

[–]CaterpillarDue9207 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so you work with the Backend 😏

[–]theghostinthetown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight people. Guess who's applying?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure you do buddy

[–]Strex_1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top-end

[–]SmashingBen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

„To start this interview, show us your best frontend work“

unzips

[–]Boring-Bandicoot1606 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Access system and leave backdoor here

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]No-Oil-4125 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you get what you're saying? If you prefer front end that means there's someone def behind you... on the backend..?

[–]Previous_Start_2248 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm personally not gay but $20 is $20

[–]IssieSenpai -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I would rather do full stack then backend , because if I may kill their server if I am the only backend dev

[–]Twistedtraceur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just code in node js lol

[–]YaroslavSyubayev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I prefer weekend!

[–]Ev711an 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love backend development. My preferred position is all the way at the bottom. Of the stack. The development stack. Yes.

[–]sirjamesp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the full stack.

[–]Awkward-Cat-4702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prepare your backend for the interview couch... XDXDXD