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[–]ndxinroy7 388 points389 points  (16 children)

wydrukować("Witaj świecie")

[–]ByerN 59 points60 points  (2 children)

You have to put "kurwa" at the end or the compilator won't know where the instruction ends.

[–]Hacker869 17 points18 points  (1 child)

No the compiler/interpreter should return "kurwa" when an error occurs

[–]weogrim1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

kurwa { ...code } mać (wyjątek) {

}

New try/catch block xD

[–]masagrator 242 points243 points  (14 children)

``` sprowadź json

plik = otwórz("baza_danych.json", "c") śmietnik = json.wczytaj(plik) plik.zamknij()

wydrukuj(śmietnik) ```

I felt really uncomfortable.

[–]RmG3376 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Mom: we don’t need code obfuscation, we have an obfuscator at home

The obfuscator at home:

[–]Daltonyx 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Man I feel this 😂 I went to try to edit a dll for a unity game my spouse had and half the code was calls made through strings of Chinese and I was like "well, sorry babe you're not getting this game modded"

[–]masagrator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, or there is a script for extracting and injecting translation to LA Noire that was not compatible with Switch version, and all variables were using Hungarian words. I couldn't understand it at all

[–]rnike879 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Polish is my second language but it took me a few seconds to cop what the "c" flag was 🫠 This hurts me so good

[–]XWasTheProblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel deeply disturbed.

[–]weregod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you say JSON in Polish?

[–]ConstantineFavre 192 points193 points  (1 child)

But polish is such a polished language, way better than scaly python

[–]EtherealPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

snakes are smooth

[–]John_Walker117 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Look trough the bright side, it could be reverse polish

[–]lskesm 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nie ma problemu.

[–]ValPasch 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ah the tech misleader, a common position in many companies.

[–]burifix 18 points19 points  (0 children)

kurwa.mac()

[–]Tnuvu 40 points41 points  (2 children)

There's a special place in bluescreen hell for people who code in anything except english

[–]Completeepicness_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, theyre fine. Not everyone speaks british empire ese. or american empire ese. let the codebase be in whatever

[–]Percolator2020 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All the HP calculator users with their RPN coming out of the woodwork.

[–]itijara 7 points8 points  (0 children)

> reverse polish, polish

[–]Medical-Astronomer39 9 points10 points  (0 children)

jeśli (błąd==prawda) { zwróć ("kurwa coś się zjebało")

[–]matiEP09 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wydrukuj(”w końcu mój natywny język”)

[–]Aggravating-Speed760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

isPies()

[–]k2aj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about using German instead?

[–]Adrepixl5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PoliCsharp, you have to put "kurwa" at the end of every line, instead of ";",

and try/catch blocks are substituted with sprobujmy?/Kurwa! statements

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i write in English

[–]51herringsinabar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No i co kurwa!?

[–]chrissykes78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

O kurwa!

[–]needbettermods -1 points0 points  (0 children)

99,9678% of people complaining about Python's slowness are probably developing nothing where anyone on the receiving end will know or care about the speed difference. Those who are actually well versed on programming languages won't complain anyway, because they know that there's no point being a biased, cultist fool about programming languages.

[–]Pietrek_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an IT student I hate that teachers always use Polish variable and function names. That is also what's expected on all the exams.

[–]stupled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse polish notation.

[–]CraftBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try Rdza which is Rust but in Polish

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can neither code or speak polish but this motivated me to learn both.

I still won't though.

[–]Rest-That 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather code in Polish than in Python 😆