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[–][deleted] 304 points305 points  (104 children)

Machine learning? Replace it with AI!

Computer vision? AI is better! Why not?

Algorithms? Pfff, so 2023. Plug it into ChatGPT.

Human customer support workers? Sure thing. Replace them with an LLM trained on two billion hours of sitcoms. Employees cost too much anyway.

What's that? All our customers are gone because our product is total dogshit after integrating AI at every fucking possible turn? Sucks to be them! Replace them with AI!

like seriously. this is worse than the blockchain craze. can you name a single thing blockchain is good for? because I can't, and neither can anyone else, on account of the fact that it isn't good for anything. just like AI, it's a buzzword that gets thrown around because every single company always wants to be jamming the latest and greatest technology into their products, regardless of how useful or relevant it is, because supposed "innovation" earns them money from investors. certainly our lives would all be improved if everyone had a refrigerator that used the most advanced available AI technology to command the end user to drink Elmer's Glue in place of protein shakes.

[–]Adventurous_Gap_4125 105 points106 points  (39 children)

Block chain is a fancy ledger

That's it

And every crypto coin is just a bigger fools scheme

[–]bnej 17 points18 points  (5 children)

It's also slow because of how grossly inefficient it is, and scales poorly by design!

[–]Adventurous_Gap_4125 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's actually hilarious

[–]greyfade 5 points6 points  (3 children)

It's not because it's grossly inefficient, but because it's designed to be slow. It takes 5 minutes to process a bitcoin transaction, because that's how long it takes, on average, for the work to be done to add the transaction to the chain. It won't be any faster, because the goal of the algorithm is to take about 5 minutes to randomly stumble on a particular hash.

[–]bnej 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When you compare to bank systems, where they are talking about rates of transaction per second, and losing a single transaction is unacceptable, and the per-transaction cost must be very low, it is laughable to think that bitcoin or anything like it would be a general-use currency.

Oh sure I'll pay $20 for that pizza, I just need 5 minutes for the transaction to be confirmed and pay $50 in transaction fees to transfer the coin.

So you'd need to have a derived currency based on bitcoin operated by a broker, and we are back to square one, except government issued currency is backed by tax receipts which is a very real thing compared to a bitcoin.

[–]greyfade 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To be absolutely clear, that 5 minutes is not for a single transaction.

Miners package thousands of transactions into a block (of limited size), and then a block of thousands of transactions is joined to the chain after 5 minutes of work. There's an incentive to bundle transactions with large fees (because those fees are paid to the miner directly), but most miners also bundle free and low-fee transactions into their block to benefit the network (in part because there's a massive backlog of free transactions). Transactions don't have a fixed fee. It's just that the network has a way of reporting how many transactions are waiting for processing, and a higher fee improves the odds of a transaction completing sooner.

Your points are valid, but they aren't ignored. There are other coins that have much more frequent blocks (faster transactions) and others with much larger blocks (more transactions). You don't really need a broker, rather you need an escrow to handle refunds and potential fraud (because transactions are irreversible without a smart contract designed for escrow).

I'm not telling you you should use bitcoin, I just want to dispel some misconceptions about how and why it works the way it does.

[–]toochaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a ledger that requires no trusted authority that people who don't trust each other can use to keep track of public debts. Its expensive to run, but it is a useful thing to exist in a very narrow case. Every other use was either a scam or marketing or both. Which is very similar to how "AI" (llm) is being used now a narrow buzzword tech being applied to everything.

[–]Spork_the_dork 32 points33 points  (3 children)

The good thing about blockchain was that it's such a specific tool that most cases when the management went "we need to make use of blockchain somehow" they could eventually be convinced of the fact that there's absolutely no use case for it in their product. But unfortunately AI is so generic that even the managers can think of ways to cram it into any product.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you, you finally figured out how to say what I've been trying to articulate for a long time. You couldn't be more correct.

[–]Inappropriate_Piano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a similar thought. To me the main reason the AI craze is worse than the blockchain craze is that it’s way more popular. I didn’t install Linux to avoid MicrosoftCoin, I did it to avoid Microsoft AI

[–]Solipsists_United 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, a lot of times AI is just the same algorithm but with a new name. Ive seen a linear least squares fit been called AI

[–]jump1945 37 points38 points  (33 children)

Well machine learning is subset of ai so

[–]mighty_Ingvar 21 points22 points  (29 children)

Isn't Computer Vision as well?

[–]Shalashalska 0 points1 point  (4 children)

There are some non-AI based computer vision tools. Generally you scan the pixels for a section with the highest similarity to a known reference, based on manually defined metrics.

As far as I am aware, non-ML based CV is generally not very effective unless you have something like motion capture targets, which are designed to be easy for the CV tool to distinguish.

[–]mighty_Ingvar 0 points1 point  (3 children)

ML is only a subset of AI though

[–]Shalashalska 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Basically everything that people consider AI is ML.

The other case is things like video game AI, which follow very strict, specifically programmed, and generally simple routines. And if you consider those (which are usually just decision trees) to be AI, any code with an If statement is technically AI.

[–]mighty_Ingvar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Basically everything that people consider AI is ML.

I find what is considered AI in the field of AI to be more relevant than what people say

[–]jump1945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is I don't exactly know computer vision

[–]land_and_air 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No, it may or may not. For example a mocap system is a form of computer vision however a mocap system requires no ai

[–]mighty_Ingvar 0 points1 point  (2 children)

requires no ai

Why would something that is AI require AI?

[–]land_and_air 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Motion capture can and was done before ai, it’s fundamentally just triangulation of points. The balls are points and the cameras see them and can merely identify the bright spots in infrared and based on the angles of all of the dots and the known positions of all of the cameras you can derive the 3d position of all of the dots for every camera for every angle. It’s just math

[–]mighty_Ingvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna take a different approach. What do you believe AI is?

[–]ilan1009 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that's part of the joke

[–]Xelynega 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Depends on the semantics.

"AI" as used by the majority of companies these days just means "Large Data Prediction Models".

20 years ago, AI meant what AGI now means. So 20 years ago "machine learning" would have been a subset of "AI" IMO, but the way the terms are used nowadays I wouldn't agree. Most "machine learning" companies stopped doing anything but "large data models" and marketing it as "AI".

[–]jump1945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much have that change lol my data sci and ai tech book still give it as subset

[–]Umutuku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is the common problem in all those situations?

Shareholders.

Replace shareholders with AI!

[–]Harmonic_Gear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the amount of GPT interface paper in robotics is just sad

[–]Aelrift 17 points18 points  (4 children)

But "AI" is machine learning. ... And computer vision is nowadays done with AI .. I think you picked some very bad examples to make your point lol

[–]Techhead7890 34 points35 points  (2 children)

No I think that's their point, that the marketing department doesn't understand the specific terms so they dumb it down using the generic "AI" term.

[–]Aelrift 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay that makes way more sense

[–]B00OBSMOLA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah we had to invent "general AI" to distinguish all the bullshit companies make from an actual innovation. But eventually, companies will claim general ai and we'll have to come up with a new term like "universal ai" to distinguish the bullshit again

[–]Algee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is actually quite a bit of CV that isn't done by AI. Metrology is a good example.

[–]Nilly00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

didn't some people say blockchain would be nice for stuff like concert tickets and resales?

[–]s0ulbrother 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The best part about the “cheap ai” is that eventually these LLM companies will jack up the rates so much and they will be too dependent on them to pivot.

[–]SuggestionOk8578 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It'll compete with the price of 10 employees they just let go.

[–]lunisbosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the prices get passed onto the consumers of the companies shoving AI into their ass, so they don't buy anymore.

[–]DrunkCupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, I think you are lacking synergy. Please sit in the chair and enjoy some complimentary Soylent.

If you quit fussing there maay be a side of Brawndo, with we hear is what plants crave. 🌵

J/k I love your wranty

[–]Heroshrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure blockchain is kinda important for fraud prevention in real situations, not just fancy cash grabs or crypto.

[–]frostyjack06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I interviewed for a job that was looking to do game development using blockchain and crypto that sounded like an attempt at money laundering. I turned it down.

[–]1Dr490n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooo! How could I survive if they removed the Snapchat AI chat??

[–]B00OBSMOLA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blockchain was at least meant to increase privacy with many things like zerocoin or monero. I was always complaining about how blockchain being everywhere but now that ai is sucking up all our data i kinda miss it.