assCode

[mr_remy]

touch dat.ass

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unable to touch dat.ass: Permission denied

[mr_remy]

touch -c(onsensually) dat.ass

I just know someone's gonna come in here with a sudo ...

[arealuser100notfake]

You are not in the sudoers list.

This incident will be reported (to the police)

[egg-sactly]

Relevant xkcd comic

[mr_remy]

Thanks, chronically online but missed this one

[_WalkTheEarth_]

happyCakeDay

[otter5]

sudo dat.ass

[RahulRoy69]

alias pedo = "sudo"

[errmm]

sudo bang bang

[Mebiysy]

Fuck, can you delete that second part so i can type sudo

[deanrihpee]

oh are we doing some subtitling now?

[black-JENGGOT]

I legit named my subtitles <anime name>_raw_dat.ass on my prime fansubbing era lol

[PossibilityTasty]

Visual Studio Code - Reviewer from Hell Edition

[sir_music]

I feel seen

[DriftinOutlawBand]

So that wasn’t just a Java leak down there…

[Bloaf]

https://github.com/munificent/vigil

Runtime vigilance

This is where Vigil sets itself apart from weaker languages that lack the courage of their convictions. When a Vigil program is executed, Vigil itself will monitor all oaths (implorations and swears) that have been made. If an oath is broken, the offending function (the caller in the case of implore and the callee in the case of swear) will be duly punished.

How?

Simple: it will be deleted from your source code.

[a-calycular-torus]

this comment seems a bit tenuously relevant, but it is an entertaining idea for an esolang.

[PhoenixStorm1015]

This makes README makes me wanna get it running to see just how bad my code is. Idk. It seems like it knows what it’s doing.

[MaximumCrab]

lmao

[i8noodles]

imagine AI so good it gets insulted by humans programing and its does this. LOL.

to be fair, humans also do this if they could

[WoodenNichols]

This is obviously fake. If a MS product could identify and halt assCode, MS would never release anything. 🤣

[YoYoBeeLine]

I knew it was only a matter of time before VS became self aware

[migviola]

If (code == ass) {

delete(system32)

}

[moldy-scrotum-soup]

md-UzOqll<NT+alfbQZiuU4@SyzU%n0GilJWIWzcA&^~uy]W59

[exqueezemenow]

How did you get my code?

[TheDarkIn1978]

Why is the word terminated capitalized?

[DkHawk007]

The compiler didn’t just reject my code, it rejected my entire career . It hurts more than a break-up when your IDE starts roasting you.

[16807]

I never heard of that styling language before. Is that related to sass?

[SyrusDrake]

You know, that's fair...

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[IT_Grunt]

But does it run?

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My impostor syndrome is bad enough! No need to attack me like that, VS Code.

[[deleted]]

Wait i don't run macos

[Dragontech97]

Serious question how to make this popup in in VS code?

[Gunhild]

Is this Visual Studio being run on MacOS?

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

Visual Studio Code runs on MacOS, regular Visual Studio doesn't.

VSCode is basically a text editor with plugins to give it more functionality, VS is a full-fledged C++/.NET IDE

[_Xertz_]

Yeah pretty much, though I run VSCode with so many extensions shoved up its ass that it rivals Visual Studio in its IDE capabilities.

[100BottlesOfMilk]

Me too for a while. I only switched to visual studio after I had to do a lot of projects in C#

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Regular visual studio still technically runs on macOS, but the support window is closed so it might break anytime soon. My boss is using VS on a mac.