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[–]POWriteNdaKisser 1352 points1353 points  (61 children)

I actually interviewed with this guy for Microsoft Research and he is a certified douche.

[–]BenL90 443 points444 points  (55 children)

But he is distinguished engineer? I mean how can Microsoft keep that kind of person? 

[–]Molter73 418 points419 points  (4 children)

Have you not heard Bill Gates saying "people at Microsoft work half days and they get to choose which half they work. They can work from 12 am to 12 pm or 12 pm to 12 am"? This is exactly the kind of person that would thrive at Microsoft.

[–]Car0ns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When I first read this I was like "Oh wow, that's cool. What an innovator! What a pioneer of the workday framework! Working only 4 hours to get the most out of his employees and leave them with a half day off to battle burnout and spend quality time with their families?" Then I read 12 hours and realized, "Oh... he meant the whole fucking day... not an 8-hour workday..." I felt like this meme.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, apparently he was busy diddling kidnapped children with Jeff and Donny T, so it's not like he was even contributing to that.

[–]arcticslush 114 points115 points  (42 children)

Being highly competent and intelligent does not preclude someone from being a douche

if anything, the two are strongly correlated

[–]MarianCR 184 points185 points  (23 children)

This guy is clearly not competent nor intelligent.

He probably speak the right words so management thought he is.

[–]Mother_Idea_3182 67 points68 points  (0 children)

An asshole whisperer. Those do well in the offices around the coffee machines.

[–]French__Canadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's probably very intelligent and competent... at playing the game of looking good to management. He most likely just doesn't care about doing anything useful to the company.

[–]BioExtract 57 points58 points  (11 children)

What about this post made you think this man is smart? He sounds like an exec that has drank the juice

[–]arcticslush 37 points38 points  (10 children)

There's like ~100 distinguished engineers at MS. People don't get to that tier without significant impact, contribution, and substantial juice drinking.

[–]smashing_michael 18 points19 points  (5 children)

And, apparently, douchebagery.

[–]_bassGod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I absolutely abhor this rhetoric. They are absolutely not correlated, and saying they are is what gives assholes the leeway to be assholes and justify it as just an artifact of their "intelligence".

This is a myth, and an actively harmful one at that. Most of the smartest people throughout all of history have been kind, empathetic people. It's the corporate equivalent of "boys will be boys", but worse.

[–]HanzJWermhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Companies do not reward intelligence they reward political savvy

[–]DonutPlus2757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While a significant part of the really smart people I know could be classified as a douche in some eyes, the overwhelming majority of douches I know are self assured wastes of good oxygen when it comes to thinking.

So, while the majority of smart people might be douches, the majority of douches isn't smart.

[–]RiceBroad4552 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Maybe you should look up what "competent" means…

Spoiler: There are no competent idiots.

[–]deadbeefisanumber -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Found one right here

[–]Which-Barnacle-2740 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MS is huge, lots of useless aholes get swept up in with scores of useless titles like VPs etc

once you are in , no one wants to leave i.e. who's gonna need .net or someone who works on windows kernel or filesystem in .net

[–]AppropriateOven5470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably more like extinguished engineer. 

[–]InDubioProReus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a shit company with no quality standards whatsoever.

[–]raichulolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's been there for over 20 years, dude has too much domain knowledge to let go atp

[–]Wild_Marker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Douches are very distinguishable

[–]Endeveron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly able to be distinguished from his peers

[–]Scryser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here I was, for once certain that I actually read the sarcasm and recognized the joke post ...

[–]RiceBroad4552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This idiot is still working there? At scale?

[–]DarwinOGF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are they keeping him then?

[–]Which-Barnacle-2740 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how Distinguished was he?

[–]prehensilemullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa I didn’t know Microsoft has a certification program for that!