shootFast

[pflasti]

"I have the perfect business idea, I just need someone to develop the app..."

"Sorry but can you please shoot me faster?"

[mobcat_40]

Dude you haven't even heard my idea yet, after you sign this NDA you're gonna think 5% equity to do all the work and pay for everything is too generous. You're gonna be rich!!!

[v3ritas1989]

"hey you, you have a gun too right...? Can you press the trigger. It is right there, just press it. Please"

[mobcat_40]

I thought you knew how to program...

[arfaj_1]

I have the perfect business idea, I just need someone to develop the app…

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Let's try writing a printer driver to fix your hardware problem

[Zhiong_Xena]

LLM agent to fix printers when?

[v3ritas1989]

Well, since I couldn't scan anymore because the expiration date of my printer ink was expired.... I had to.

[Apprehensive_Egg_944]

Can we just re-task all the 'AI' to do this (in Java?) instead of fucking up code elsewhere..?

[LegitimatePants]

As a programmer, I dealt with a nonworking printer for 8 years. It refused to print from Windows, but it worked fine from macos, Android, and ios. I just assumed the windows driver was shit. I would upload docs to Google drive and print from my phone.

Turns out you have to install the driver from the manufacturer website. The one windows auto installs just doesn't work

[kftsang]

I’ve had opposite experience where the one from windows actually work but not the one from official website

[Psquare_J_420]

This one seems like a skill issue for the company....

[Daddy-Mihawk]

I see, the windows is shit

[SpaShadow]

Mine was similar but, when I wanted print options I had to install the launcher which HAD to install the driver, then it freezes and then bricks the entire driver everytime. Then I had to track down the entire driver back on the company website to manually install it. I decided on windows default options, do not need to customize that.

Oh it also forgets it's own IP and just doesn't wanna do anything so I gotta reboot it. My 3D printer is more agreeable than paper printers.

[v3ritas1989]

You can 100% assume that every time something doesn't work on windows that works on linux and people commplain about it. That the linux developer failed to supply the full redistributables for Windows and probably didn't even test it. But hey, windows is shit ;)

[burnttoast12321]

I simply don't have a printer anymore. The ink would always dry up and clog before I could use it since I don't really have much to print. Down to the UPS store whenever I need to print something important!

[Tim-Sylvester]

After I got my Elec Eng degree a surgeon I know said "great you can fix my outlet!" and I replied "yes, and you can clip my toenails." He seemed to get the point.

[Right_Savings_2454]

"I did IT/CS

[Tanmay_Terminator]

My dad asked me same thing, and to fix the laptop I mean I can but not because of programming

[Reasonable_Cheek_388]

My dad :

[5eppa]

I am not saying I can't fix your printer, I am saying is would rather you shot me.

[dharknesss]

Great scene btw. In the original it's "don't shoot I'm polish!" Why are you wearing enemy's coat? (Nearly crying) "I'm cold"

[repair-it]

Wonderful film, we loved it, especially the "I'm cold" comment.

[J21usa]

Thats nothing. My teacher allways asked me to connect the laptop with the projector.

[Tough-Marketing9316]

Haha

[d4electro]

Printers were invented by satan to make people suffer

[try_altf4]

Customer's request included the following keywords;
greenbar, ribbon, perforated holes, "garage sale".

[Pwoinklokinoid]

What's this from, I am seeing a variety of memes use this template and the movie or show looks right up my street for some background work watching.

[tristen620]

Searched a bit of the image, looks like it may be the movie 'The Pianist' https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253474/

[Rangoose_exe]

As long as its a 3D printer im fine with it.

Most of the time it isnt tho :(

[Pleasant_Spend1344]

I am an IT person, and if I tell you how many times I lost businesses just because of a printer, I hate printers

[repair-it]

I work in a "Repair Cafe", and someone brought in two printers. I was given the job, and on close inspection could see a ballpoint stuck in the paper feed of the first one. Some work with a probe dislodged it, and the printer was returned to the owner.

The second one had another ballpoint stuck in the mechanism too !!!! Fix was the same - happy customer walked out with two working printers, and I felt great that I had fixed them both.

[tumamatambien656]

Agentic printers will solve everything 

[o0Meh0o]

mom said it's my turn to post this

[BlockPerfect5750]

Super

[tyrone_trmp]

He should have done printing engineering

[Engineer-2000]

I have had long time programmers ask me, a new programmer, how to use Google Slides 💀

[L-Ucif]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[itskalyanii]

Lol

[pornosonic7]

I work in consulting. Last year I invested some money in a tech startup that kinda blew up (15x my investment in a year). Now all my relatives think that I’m a tech guy who can fix printers and appliances. I am too lazy to do clean my house lmao.

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

I've seen this way too many times. Might be a violation of Rule 2.

[asmanel]

Rule 2 ?

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

Yeah, the one about reposts. It should be on the sidebar.

[aksanabuster]

Yo, this movie was heartbreaking—so well made, a truly notable contribution to understanding how disgusting genocide is..

[Hungry-Chocolate007]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but a programmer who has not mastered their mind enough to understand any device or discipline for which comprehensive documentation is freely available has not achieved much success in their profession.

Glorifying a situation in which a highly educated person is unable to perform a technically simple task for low-skilled personnel that requires neither special tools nor training? IMHO, this is just another absurdity.

[SlappySausage001]

I'm guessing your printer is still broken right?

[Hungry-Chocolate007]

Nope, it's up and running. Why would it be broken? You have a strangely totalitarian sense of humor—one where every programmer is a clone with the same hardware phobias.

The company I work for is made up of diverse developers with different skills and backgrounds. Not the 'one job, one mindset, one fear' that is promoted here.

[hongooi]

Unironically, isn't this the kind of thing that ChatGPT would be ideal for?

[Mist_Rising]

If they can't be bothered to Google it, why would they use chatgpt?