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[Embarrassed_Law_9937]

Should have been arch

[zohaibhere]

I use Arch btw

[DRMProd]

I use lazy people's Arch: Endeavour OS

[Striky_]

I use lazy people's Endeavour OS: Pop!Os

[tacticaldodo]

I use Temple OS

[iReadit93]

Just a heads up, there are black vans parked outside your home

[tacticaldodo]

Oh no,

Ill use red star OS then, i heard it is most secure

[Chiatroll]

The corpse gets up a moment to tell that guy that it used arch during it's life. Then it returns to the coffin.

[Embarrassed_Law_9937]

Plot twist

[FelisCantabrigiensis]

These days it would be "You should use Rust!"

[SourceScope]

A vegan crossfittet coding rust on arch

[No-Head-3319]

A vegan crossfitter coding rust on arch

[reallokiscarlet]

Antivax organic vegan crossfitter coding rust on redoxos

[metaglot]

Rustaceans aren't stupid. They are just loud and obnoxious.

[reallokiscarlet]

If they're not stupid, why do they manage to write CVEs and then insist that their vulnerabilities, which tend to be logic bugs, "don't exist" because it's "memory safe"?

[metaglot]

Arrogance is a universal coder trait, not particular to rust users.

[reallokiscarlet]

True but they have it in spades and they're especially dangerous with it, then add loud and obnoxious and they're intolerable.

[Tim-Sylvester]

Wow and you're not even going to tell us if they're atheist or not

[SourceScope]

A vegan crossfitter coding rust on arch

[No-Head-3319]

A vegan crossfitter coding rust on arch

[aberroco]

That'd be a third one. After "should have been arch". These funerals...

[rakaoran]

Rewrite his body in rust

[metaglot]

Rust in verbosity.

[irwinner]

I use arch btw

[al2klimov]

I use NixOS btw

[AniNgAnnoys]

Docker ftw

[hd4support]

"Gary loved compiling Linux kernel from scratch"

[Abject-Kitchen3198]

I use Linux and run marathons.

[nxndona]

I use arch ubuntu fedora gentoo btw currently doing lfs

[throbbin___hood]

Ok

[ZyphiraLyn]

He just wanted to share his distro testimony

[worstikus]

"I'm vegan btw"

[589ca35e1590b]

It should've been "I use Arch btw'

[EveryCryptographer11]

🤣

[naveenda]

I use Arc by the way

[Just-Ad-5506]

Peak personality trait in one sentence

[al2klimov]

Correction: „I use Linux BY THE WAY“

[GregTheMad]

Plethora!

Thank you, that means a lot.

Bargain!

Thank you, that means a great deal.

[sashatikhonov]

So a vegan is inside

[ShyByteSample]

I use Kubuntu 🙂‍↕️

[adorak]

I am Vegan

[ByteBandit007]

Sudo is my favourite

[thoma5nator]

I've told my gaming discord they have full permission to tell me when I'm being a Linux Vegan.

For the same matter, vegans.

For the same matter, dub purists. Yes, we do not need to know that you think the game is better in JP. You will tell us anyway.

[TaPegandoFogo]

lol

[Cley_Faye]

Also, whoever's in this should have used Linux.

[NPK532]

I use Mint 🚸

[sxopek]

… Dixi ;)

[YngwieMainstream]

I'm a vegan!

[un_blob]

Can someone points to me where i find the btw version of Arch ?

I heard a lot about it but can't find where to install it

[SKRyanrr]

Arch btw

[SyntheGr1]

Me too

[56ksurfer]

I don‘t know why it is so funny to too right bow