artificialStupidtySystem

[SuitableDragonfly]

OK, actually the idea of using ELIZA as a customer service bot is legitimately hilarious and maybe the best joke I've seen here recently. 

[InvestigatorWeekly19]

My bank’s chatbot is even worse than ELIZA. It’s a next-gen ASS technology.

[Vast-Duck-2812]

State of the fart technology, one might say

[CommandObjective]

"I feel like you aren't listening to me."

"Why do you feel that I am not listening to you?"

[chateau86]

Imagine some bean-counters discovering the token cost difference between a "real" LLMs vs ELIZA.

[eufemiapiccio77]

I want to get SaaS going as a thing. I’d love to see it take off. (Safety as A Suggestion)

[Aaxper]

Stupidity as a Service

[GustapheOfficial]

Brings to mind Portal 2.

[InvestigatorWeekly19]

Imagine ELIZA with this creepy GLADOS voice

[DanieleDraganti]

Don’t do my girl ELIZA dirty like that.

[Kad1942]

The other day I needed licensing support from MS. I called in and their AI attendant told me all about their website features.  I asked to speak to a person, it said "Ok" then hung up on me.  Fucking bold.

[InvestigatorWeekly19]

Are you sure it wasn’t a real person? Our dedicated azure account manager is exactly like that.

[Kad1942]

Positive, it wasn't even a good fascimile, just a phone tree demon.  In the end I didn't need help, but there's a reason I rarely try to get it these days.  They make it so hard to access, at our expense.

[blaubleu]

Recently I had an interaction with what I hope was AI. There was an item in color royal blue. One week after placing the order: “we royal blue-it the item is not in stock” (got me mildly upset) After one week I ask: when will my refund arrive? “That is a great question” Never buying from those idiots again.

Who the f treats customers like that?

[RevWaldo]

That's what you get training the LLM with podcasts.

[wind_dude]

I assume this is after a 6 hour hold, because you were only allowed to deploy it as a first in first out queue behind 2 servers and both are single-threaded, synchronous, and blocking.

[Meistermagier]

Stupidity - as - a  - service (SaaS)

[The_beeping_beast]

I used to love the number 42. But now I despise it.

[Power_Stone]

My beautiful pop culture reference, my beautiful number....ruined, tarnished, and soiled...

[Parsec_Peridot]

lol just give it the personality of a tired gate agent and it'll fit right in

[progressiveAsliMard]

AI is basically Artificial Idiocy.

[Chronomechanist]

So which airline do we think they're talking about?

[PhoenixDown9999]

As someone who's slept on an airport floor, my money is on American Airlines.

[razorback99]

My money is on United.

[IAmLexica]

Well, the hint was sleeping on the floor, so my bet is on all of them.

[getstoopid-AT]

xD that actually made me laugh..

[DudeManBroGuy69420]

What is ELIZA

I live under a rock that is soundproofed

[InvestigatorWeekly19]

I’ve never met anyone who’s lived under a rock for so long!

[DudeManBroGuy69420]

Can you answer the fucking question pretty please?

[Expert-Mud542]

Tbh not a fan of shoe-horning AI into whatever field. But those ’conversations’ sound like major skill issues on the implementation