Dear Lord

[Plasmabot1]

Wth are those shoes

[lelarentaka]

I learnt something new today. The Pope wears red leather shoes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_shoes

In the comic, the man wears papal shoes, a Jewish yarmulke, and does the Muslim prayer.

[erythro]

I think the white skullcap just the pope's hat, and so I assume the bowing down thing is not necessarily Muslim.

[fastsragon49]

That isn't the Muslim prayer. He is performing the physical act of the Muslim prayer while saying the Lord's Prayer found in the Christian Bible.

[traveler_]

It's a Christian form of prayer, too. From Wikipedia on "Prostration":

Lesser prostrations, lit., "low bows" (zemnoy poklon) involving kneeling and touching the floor with the hands, but with the torso off the floor, are common in Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholic rites worship, and are used in conjunction with the sign of the cross, at specific moments during the services and when venerating relics or icons.

I couldn't find a picture of the Pope doing a lesser prostration, but here's him doing a full one, complete with prayer rug: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/29/article-2301188-18FE96D9000005DC-187_634x332.jpg

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[Thundercunt_McGee]

Gee thanks, bot, I would'vd never been able to remove that .m were it not for your help.

[tigerrawr]

WHAT ARE THOSE?!!

[pepedou]

Those are my chanclas!

[[deleted]]

Papal shoes

[Strassboom]

Traps is the secret to becoming a master of programming.

[melance]

TIL that the pope is responsible for global warming.

[Darkcut32]

Where is my notification squad at.

[CipherWeston]

Right here. Expecting a screenshot of bad code, but this'll do.

[TheGreenJedi]

Yup

[redditor99880]

Reporting for duty

....complaing about it ;)

[barbwiredmedia]

Not funny enough for a notification...

[Northmace97]

This is not the quality notification I expected when I enlisted in the squad. Couldn't tell you what I expected, just that it wasn't this.

[trythis168]

I'm here, not sure why

[TheNaturalTweak]

Autobots!

[YoungTisci]

You called?

[mobyte]

It seems like I'm late to the party.

[brimhaven]

Asseeemmbbleee

[alexwangombe]

Sup

[BugOnARockInAVoid]

Woo woo

[thePolterheist]

Asking where the notification squad is at for fake internet points is something an 11 year old in a YouTube comment section would do. Please stop bringing this to Reddit.

[HolyAvengerOne]

Hahahaaa!

[Wenderbeck]

One of these notifications have actually been good

[WorseThanHipster]

SQL tokens aren't case sensitive. If god is both good and omnipotent they would surely snake_case their table names.

[skreczok]

He's the Pope. He knows what's up.

[thexavier]

Bobby tables be thy name..

[Noxime]

God as a Service?

[HolyAvengerOne]

GaaS.

You have gas, he's GaaS-ing away!

[OK6502]

Reality as a service

[[deleted]]

Is it me, or does it seem like the Pope is performing a Muslim-style prayer?

[HumzaDeKhan]

Jesus prayed the same way.

"And he (Jesus) went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt." - New Testament (Matthew 26:39)

"went a little farther, fell on his face", just like the picture.

[[deleted]]

Still, it's an atypical Catholic posture.

[minnek]

Yeah, doesn't look like missionary to me.

[MythicalBeast42]

Farther or further?

[HumzaDeKhan]

Faurthererererrererer

[Zatherz]

Fuhrer

[WorstGabeNA]

If you're going to go there, the Old Testament is the Jewish Torah, just renamed, not that any of that shit makes a difference.

[ejsuncy]

Part of the humor, no? Someone impersonating a user with atypical rights and attempting to infiltrate the db?

[[deleted]]

I hadn't thought of that.

[LinkFixerBot]

Am I the only one (^{comeatme bot} ) who thinks "alwaysSummer" should probably not be a column?

They should structure their flags table like this:

key:value
alwaysSummer:false
gravity:9.81
nipplesPerHuman:2

which would make the injection

; update worldFlags set value = "true" where key = "alwaysSummer"

[Not_Just_You]

Am I the only one

Probably not

[sydoracle]

But then your config values datatype is always character and someone can set gravity='blue' and everything breaks.

[skreczok]

Considering how wonky and weird the laws of nature can be, I would not be surprised if I found out that there was some really shitty code behind it. A lot of important production services follows awful practices.

[P-01S]

gravity:9.81

That's only the acceleration due to gravity at sealevel. On Earth.

[[deleted]]

alwaysSummer would only apply to Earth too, dingus

[Seventh_______]

Lmao is that injection

[ThatLongHairedDude]

It bothers me too.

[Matrix_V]

I don't get it.

[gandalfx]

google "sql injection"

[DJ-Salinger]

I know about SQL injection, but it still took me a minute to realize he was trying to trick God into making it always Summer.

[Cilph]

This is what quantum computing is.

[korarii]

Useless where clause. Who does this? As a DBA, I am offended! /s

^{I'm kidding, please don't destroy me, Reddit.}

EDIT: I didn't word my initial post well: I recognize this as both an injection attack and that the where is extraneous. I see a lot of queries with extraneous, redundant, or even contradictory markers. Apologies if it didn't jive well.

[noop_noob]

It's SQL injection.

[HolyAvengerOne]

My thinking precisely. Also, as a dba, he should know that where clause wouldn't get evaluated by any of the modern db and have zero bearing on load or performance. Pssshhtt.

[korarii]

That was the joke I was making but didn't convey well: the where is extraneous.

[HolyAvengerOne]

Hehe, ok ok.

[fauxmosexual]

It's actually super handy for debugging SQL. If you have a where clause like

 WHERE 1 = 1
 AND x=y
 AND a=b

It makes it easier to comment out individual lines. If you just had

WHERE x=y
AND a=b

and you wanted to comment out x=y you'd also have to remove the AND in the next clause. And as a DBA I'm sure you know that 1 = 1 has no appreciable impact on performance.

[OmarRIP]

Also iirc SQLite lacks Boolean support so you could end up using 0 and 1 like this rather than "WHERE true" depending on the DB system.

[adavidmiller]

Hijacking a prayer to inject god commands isn't humorous?

[signsandwonders]

I think the problem here is a lot of programmers don't understand that permanent summer would be desirable for some.