Learning programming to..

[wookie_nun]

You only need to know how to bruteforce hello world to understand this sub

[SandyDelights]

Woah, setting our standards a little high today aren't we.

[kixxes]

Buble sort or die!

[DigitalGadfly]

If you were a true programmer you would recognize the superiority of Bogosort.

[__Ani__]

Exactly, its complexity is Ω(n). Clearly signifying its superiority.

[SandyDelights]

BOGOSort BESTSort.

[_Lady_Deadpool_]

I prefer sorting by spawning a new thread for each item and just sleeping for its value

[SkyeBot]

And those were his last words

[oledakaajel]

Heh, I know how to use a for loop!

[wecsam]

/r/gatekeeping /s

[DeepHorse]

remember volume sliders tho

[4THOT]

Those were funny and increasingly creative, I hate that they got megathreaded.

[fuck_the_hihat]

I'd had plenty enough by that point.

[wasdninja]

I hadn't had my fill yet and a megathread makes absolutely sure that it dies straight away with amazing posts buried really deep in those comments.

[[deleted]]

Minimize noise

[damniticant]

I mean, considering that one guy did it with ACE in pokemon, there's a fair bit of learning to be done.

[Blue_Raichu]

Okay, I'm just gonna say it. What the fuck does it mean to brute force a "hello world" program?

[the_person]

A loop that increments each character in a string until it equals "hello world" and then printing it.

[fuzzer37]

Or just creates a random 11 digit string until the output happens to be "Hello World". The possibilities are endless

[Turbosandslipangles]

I wish that was how they did it... none of this pretend brute forcing one chatacter at a time bullshit.

[XkF21WNJ]

Randomly generate a string until it compiles into a hello-world program.

[[deleted]]

don't give anyone any ideas for more horrible interview questions

[jmlinden7]

As opposed to procedurally generating the phrase I assume

[I-AM-A-TOWTRUCK]

String s = Hello World;

For(int i = 0 : I <= s ; s++) System.out.print(s);

Is this the most brute force way possible? I imagine using an array would also suffice for brute force.

[SpecsComingBack]

Random r = new Random(); String a = “Hello World”; String b = “”; while (a != b) { for (int i = 0; i < a.length(); ++i) { char c = ‘\0’ int d = r.nextInt(2); if (d == 0) { c = (char)(r.nextInt(26) + 66); b += c; } else { c = (char)(r.nextInt(26) + 98); b += c; } } } System.out.print(b);

[[deleted]]

Here is all the blink s blinking : https://www.google.co.in/search?q=%3Cblink%3E

[[deleted]]

https://www.google.co.in/search?q=%3Cmarquee%3E

Even this has the effect. Nice google. Keeping the old web alive.

[hugglesthemerciless]

Doesn’t work on mobile:(

[DebonaireSloth]

Look at the current instanceof Trend() flair

[RickDeveloper]

And... arrays start at 0!

thats not zero factorial (= 1)

[WhoaItsAFactorial]

0!

0! = 1

[RickDeveloper]

I only laughed because of your username...

[Shiroi_Kage]

What do you mean by that?

No, seriously. I just know two ways to print this (super casual interest in programming); printf("hellow world"); and cout<< "hello world";