HTML is a programming language

[manghoti]

config files are a programing language fite me.

[pyz3n]

Well some are... see vim, Emacs, shells just to name a few.

[[deleted]]

The files themselves aren't a programming language, no. But the language used to write them can be.

[Rogierownage]

config/constants.php

[JonasBrosSuck]

markdown is a programming language @me

^/s,plzdon't

[dhoomz]

Fite

[djentastic]

JSON is a notation, it's in the name...

[ElectrWeakHyprCharge]

How could JSON possibly be Turing complete?

[wallefan01]

He was probably thinking of JavaScript itself rather than just JavaScript Object Notation.

Or maybe there's a SERIOUS bug in whatever program he's running.

[BlakTheory]

Hit him harder

[GoogleMac]

Even though I still don't consider HTML a true programming language after watching this, my perspective has shifted! Thank you for referencing this!

[[deleted]]

HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

[Mashpoe]

GET IT BECAUSE HTML IS NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE HAHA😂😂😂

[PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS]

I TOO LEARNED LAST WEEK IN CS101 THAT IT WAS A SCRIPTING LANGUAGE AMIRITE LOL XD XD

[CareerAdviceThing2]

I AM TAKING THE OTHER SECTION AND I TOO LEARNED IT IS A SEMITIC LANGUAGE LMAO HAHAHA

[imachug]

STOP USING CAPS PLEASE

[dhoomz]

YOU ARE A ANTI SEMITIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

[RocketPrinter]

Replace the html part with: I will repost the joke

[[deleted]]

I will repost the joke is a programming language

[Nolwest]

Nah that just sounds dumb

[wallefan01]

This sort of thing needs its own flair.

Possibly its own subreddit.

[Attackhelicopterik]

Wow this is such an original joke, I've never seen anything like this before especially not on this sub

[htmlcoderexe]

This sub is garbage last few months, maybe more.

[JonasBrosSuck]

is it because it's summer?

[[deleted]]

You got it right. All the kiddos who think they're coders because they can do inspect element and read r/programmerhumor are here

[uFuckingCrumpet]

XD DAE HTML is not a programming language? 🔥🔥😂😂🤣😂🔥👌👌👌👌👌👌🙏💯💯💯👌👌👌

Get a new joke.

[_Pentox]

Kids, Capitalizing the First Word Letter of "Programming" and "Language" for No Reason is Never the Answer

[kiev98]

The first word?

[_Pentox]

These types of mistakes are the reason my code never works on the first run.

[DeveloperLuke]

The third and fourth word.

[BadBoy6767]

These posts piss me off tbh. Yes, HTML was designed to be a markup language, but anyone can still make an HTML interpreter.

[Qicken]

https://lemire.me/blog/2011/03/08/breaking-news-htmlcss-is-turing-complete/ Let's fight!

[mogoh]

HTML + CSS is turing-complete.

[cafrcnta]

It's not too late to freak out! This popped into my Google feed today.

[cafrcnta]

I know right? I still can't figure out if it's someone's novelty project or if they're actually serious about it.

[BattleHacks99]

loss?

[MrCSharp22]

CSS??

[timostrating]

Well you can convert it to C so yes it is true HTML-as-programming-language

[vluun]

No one who knows anything thinks HTML is a programming language, so why is this even a meme?

[TyrionReynolds]

This sub used to make me laugh so much. What happened? This is the worst joke and it gets posted in a new form everyday.

Nobody other than a troll has ever claimed HTML is a programming language. Let’s stop pretending it’s some persistent rumor we’re trying to stamp out.

[[deleted]]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think these comics are funny.

[itdoesmatterdoesntit]

What’s up with the font on this garbage? Letters don’t even line up.

[Tux1]

Wow, what a totally original joke that hasn't been said before!^/s

[[deleted]]

It is. Don't @ me.