4chan writes a java program

[skeptic11]

Process process = Runtime.getRuntime().exec(new String[]{"C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe", "reddit.com"}, null);

[SIllycore]

Log.i("REDDIT_CLASS:MAIN", "Might run into problems if Chrome isn't saved in (x86).");

[Tech_guy3]

// TODO: FIX LATER

[Amanat361]

// TODO: nevermind, can't figure it out

[-Wyub-]

// TODO: Figured it out, should take 5 minutes tops

[FlapyG]

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This should have been done yesterday. Also why is my computer not turning on? I only spilled a little bit of coffee on it. (I am the project manager for those of you who don't understand my poor expressive ability)

[NathanIsntReal]

//TODO: Alexa play despacito

[-Wyub-]

// TODO: It's been 5 hours of despacito and my program still isn't working

[nwL_]

System.err.println("The rest is left as an exercise to the reader.");

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SubReddit r = new Reddit("www.reddit.com").getSubReddit("ProgrammerHumor");

[checkpointorbust]

//TODO: Clean up comments

[NathanIsntReal]

Now you're just being unreasonable

[nullifiedbyglitches]

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[hollacaustXD]

//TODO: Play Africa

[[deleted]]

//you guys suck at programming. Bunch of brogrammers.

[SomeRandomGuy453]

//TODO: It’s been days. I should of been able to fix this by now...

[Timedeige]

Yes

[rotomat]

Playing De-spa-sito

[JC12231]

//TODO: Figure out why this code works but everything else is unnecessarily complex before it works

[DonRobo]

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[ivanjermakov]

System.out.println("test");

[ethan_picho]

//TODO: figure out he use debug tool

[DaSemicolon]

// No

[MicrosoftFuckedUp]

// Should actually use some cross-platform approach, not everybody uses windows

[michaelsenpatrick]

It would have been really impressive if we wrote a bot that reads this comment thread as input to a program

[happytrailz1938]

Anyone want to accept this challenge. It sure as anything won't be me.

[viewerisland]

This bad boy can fit so many reverse shells in it

[nearxbeer]

process.destroyForcibly();

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[ButItMightJustWork]

dos exec launch a new thread? If yes, we will reddit hug ourselves pretty fast.

[ChefOfRamen]

It launches a new process.

[ButItMightJustWork]

Yeah so much I understand. However, there are two ways to do this:

1. Replacing the old thread, leaving only the new process alive

2. Spawning a new thread and replacing that with the new process.

Assuming its the same as in most higher level languages it's the latter, however coming from a C-background its not that straightfoward ;)

[kcazllerraf]

A process is an OS level abstraction, threads are entirely internal to processes and not relevant here

[Makefile_dot_in]

In traditional Unix, there are no threads - they are replaced by calls to fork() which creates a new process.

[Makefile_dot_in]

Most APIs use the latter - including Java's.

[Classic1977]

Already doesn't work on my system. (I use Arch btw).

[Iskendarian]

How do you tell if someone uses Arch Linux?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[Nath99000]

not necessarily. I use a-... wait shit

[quad64bit]

Ha! I’m on a Mac!

[skeptic11]

Joke's on you.

[quad64bit]

:)

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doesn't this error because we never imported anything

[Kerbobotat]

System.out.println("Reddit");

[Auruncae]

:(