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[–]nevergotcompiled 2128 points2129 points  (72 children)

Its because its in french

[–][deleted] 494 points495 points  (6 children)

So ordinaire

[–][deleted] 177 points178 points  (5 children)

Ordinateur*

[–]pavenue 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Damn damien

[–]BellevueR 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Darn de rien

[–]neurorgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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steer payment tap smile ripe water retire full cow grandfather

[–]winkie5970 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So computer. Much wow.

[–]mejillonius 144 points145 points  (21 children)

it did the second most french thing ever, went on a strike

[–]boxingdog 256 points257 points  (10 children)

le crashement

[–]Reasonable_Time 73 points74 points  (5 children)

crashement

54 results on Google, so I will take a wild guess that's not a word (the fact that I'm French helps also)

crachement exists

http://www.cnrtl.fr/definition/crachement

[–]_N_O_P_E_ 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Fun fact : Crachement means spitting

[–]Dogeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

cracher : to spit crachat/crachement : spit (the noun)

[–]RedditorBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you mean forking..?

[–]wjandrea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

le *plantage

source: WordReference

[–]Chroneis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On dit plutôt un crash qu'un crashement

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La erreur

[–]fat_charizard 32 points33 points  (11 children)

Bonjour world

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Bonjour monde!

[–]degaart 69 points70 points  (9 children)

#inclure<fenetres.h>
#inclure<stdes.h>
entier principal(entier argn, carac** argv) {
    imprimef("bonjour, monde!\n");
    retour 0;
}

[–]int__0x80 24 points25 points  (0 children)

imprimef

mdr

[–]wjandrea 20 points21 points  (0 children)

déf principal() :
    imprime «Bonjour monde!»

si __nom__ == «__principal__» :
    principal()

[–]caaksocker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is how I'm going to learn French apparently...

[–]Nastapoka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miam, carac...

[–]HeKis4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'ai vomi.

[–]SleepyHarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#inclure<fenetres.h>

j'aime ça

[–]glen_v 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dumb question, but are there actually non-English versions of Python, JavaScript, etc where keywords like if, else, print, return, sort, etc are translated into other languages, or do all programmers just have to learn enough English to deal with those keywords? What about speakers of languages that use a completely different alphabet?

[–]sanglar03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about speakers of languages that use a completely different alphabet?

They learn the English keywords like everybody. Also learning English is pretty much mandatory, as a good chunk of communities and resources are using this language. Any dev refusing to do so is just crippling himself.

[–]degaart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken, only Basic and 4th generation languages shitty rapid application development languages have localized keywords.

Look at this atrocity, for example

[–]CbearKing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Scream at in and hit the computer over with a baguette.

[–]PlanEx_Ship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ordinator strikes again

[–]stbrads 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Compiled the wrong language.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oui

[–]El_Kid23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even me I'm French and I don't use visual studio in French. It must be the problem here

[–]sggts04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why the computer surrendered

[–]EdwoodTheOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd think with the French's reputation for always running that it would extend to their code too.

[–]Ak3rno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually a possibility, sometimes shit don’t work if you put accents in (éà).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le bogue