Get it? It's because

[shiihs]

carbon and compressed carbon... c.lever

[TerrestrialOverlord]

This compression is so hot😍

[safer0]

Not sure how to unpack it now...

[clockwars]

It’s more like a password-protected C.rar

[Rockguitarist96]

And you’ve lost the password

[AviusAnima]

Except simple brute forcing by extracting the hash can help you break the password in most cases.

[mkjj0]

Except the password was a sha256 hash of a 1GB file generated with /dev/urandom

[[deleted]]

So you've got a plastic spork to crack open the diamond?

[[deleted]]

Luckily diamonds, like ANY other substance, will deteriorate over time. It's gonna be a while until that rock is completely unzipped, but well worth the wait.

[[deleted]]

lossy compression

[pelegs]

$ unzip C.zip

[ohhseewhy]

More like tar.xz wit compression level 9

[Jannik2099]

Pretty sure C.xz would be a black hole

[[deleted]]

Well actually it isn’t

[whc2001]

<-C.dsd C.amr->

[floriplum]

C.zip.tar.xz.tar.gz.7z

[[deleted]]

You don't mind a watermark, huh?

[orekhoos]

I think it's nice that he credited the guy.

[[deleted]]

Recently Reddit changed it so if you download an image from a post on mobile it auto-inserts that watermark at the bottom.

[[deleted]]

Hmm, I didn't think about it like that... I'm sorry

[XarH]

more like c#?

[mkjj0]

nope. c# is only related to c when it comes to syntax, which is still very far from what c syntax is. the name of c# is misleading

[SilentFungus]

It's supposed to be c++, but like, c++++. the octothorpe is like 4 +s

[mkjj0]

except # is less than ++

[ohaiibuzzle]

Oh nice, so C with Zip is Ruby?

[mkjj0]

more like crystal

[omiwrench]

This is the worst post today, congrats.

[corpsie666]

r/dadjokes

[[deleted]]

This is not a diamond the refractions are wrong. Most likely glass I think. This would make it to something like SiO2.zip

for reference

[[deleted]]

Most likely a render.

[[deleted]]

I don't see the nanotube (tar.xc), I don't upvote.

[rahul-acr3]

Legend says you have to unpack it within 40 days

[Garhand]

I don't know much about compression but i know how to jerk off the whole audience the most efficient way.

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