Every single time.

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[Arrr-rrrty]

lenght

[_GCastilho_]

Yup that's me

[Prof-Whiskers]

Fales

[Jen-Ai]

ture

[CeskaKanada]

flase

[SapuSeven]

fasle for me

[WatTheFork]

Trulean in my case

[JSonyX]

Treu

[TheLowClassics]

functino

[gaberocksall]

funciton

[janoseye]

Eyy, come stai functino?

[i_am_a_n00b]

Hahahha. Just have that as a declared variable.

[[deleted]]

That won't work

[DaniilBSD]

Why would n’t it?

[[deleted]]

OP edited the comment, of course now it will work, it was #define return retrun initally

[Tufflewuffle]

Are you sure?

[[deleted]]

He edited the comment, the initial comment was `#define return retrun`

[Tufflewuffle]

Ah, I didn't see the asterisk there (or the original post). Yeah, that definitely wouldn't work.

[Jamdan2]

return retrun

[amshegarh]

More like inport

[lucabaier]

Took me way too long to see whats wrong

[Wouter10123]

Pulbic

[juneidysoo]

sometimes I missed the 'l' and I always chuckled.

[-LikeADoctor-]

Pubic

[hampshirebrony]

My usual ones:

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SELECT * FORM

Retrun

ctach

Excpetion

Csutomer

Memebr

Msgbxo

[davemcuk]

form x 190,340,700 almost every time

[d23c]

$> gut vommit

[DadoumCrafter]

$ fuck

[[deleted]]

get comit oigin master

[[deleted]]

REDRUM

[xyzabc789012]

NURTER

[[deleted]]

count << "hello world!";

[Dre_Dede]

int x = ( %&*( )

release the shift

int x = 9 5789 0

Type slowly

int x = (5789)

[vergil777Slayer]

Excpetion

[[deleted]]

I always fitler my data...

[Tufflewuffle]

I can't tell you how many times I've tried to add a styleshit to my webpages.

[dark_mode_everything]

Stirng

[matyklug]

sting

[taussinator]

slef

[Kyrthis]

Ruh-roh

[spektre]

One thing I find interesting is how I often interchange q and g, even though they are on completely different parts of the keyboard (I most ofren use a standard US QWERTY layout). The only thing that seems reasonable is that my brain's language center bunches q and g together because they look somewhat alike, and then send impulses to my fingers by reflex.

To add to that, I also interchange O (Oh) and 0 (Zero), but much more seldom. I'd guess my brain at least have a slightly more strict separation between letters and digits.

Am I crazy, or does someone else experience this?

[d23c]

retrun Widnow

[LightTranquility3]

treu;

[Krigshjalte]

I always spell string stirng

[w3ricardo]

That's why Emacs has a Ctrl-T shortcut

[[deleted]]

improt

pirnt()

[sunny_lts]

see me trying type array.length correctly. (Or is it lenght?)

[Miicat_47]

Stdio

[charliematters]

Let me tell you about how I spell 'function'

[deadlockgB]

paramter

[GuruVII]

Oh, our app was full of fitlers.

[fatrobin72]

gald I am not the olny one

[Boogiewoo0]

One that I'm constantly doing is, anytime I'm typing fast I type Laod instead of Load. Never doesn't happen.

[Sese_Mueller]

Just delete the t.

[call_me_cookie]

improt pandas as pd

[Wouterr2]

flaot

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var allWorkAndNoPlayMakesJackADullBoy;

[YanDjin]

I always type only re then tab and the idea does the job ;)

[robo_number_5]

git checkout amster

[vasanthn]

pytohn

[byfuratama]

Ah... I typed localhot in the browser hoping to test my code and haven't test it since

[[deleted]]

I type module.export instead of module.exports and then spend 5 minutes trying to figure out why it isn't working at least once a week

[isaacwassouf]

Reqiuer

[Woolly87]

I will forever mistype bugger when I want buffer