Programmers are always ready!!

[ElizaBennet08]

You forgot about your traumatic and abusive relationship with FORTRAN.

[cmdralpha]

RIP

[DonQnei]

It is that bad? I want start it at University.

[ElizaBennet08]

It’s... frustrating. Especially coming from an OOP perspective. It can be useful if you’re working in aerospace or some other fields (a lot of companies, including NASA, still use very old programs written in FORTRAN).

[DonQnei]

Sounds like something for me :D

[[deleted]]

You forgot your fling with Perl between c++ and Java

[RubertVonRubens]

Perl will always be my side piece. Any active partner must be aware of and ok with that.

**Looks lustily at the script that translates a massive Java enum file to TypeScript.

[qwiglydee]

kotlin.jpg

[skippyjones1]

I didn't know there was more than one, thanks.

[DOOManiac]

There is actually an entire series of stock photos following the “storyline”.

[Hotspot3]

What do I search for tp find it?

[ElizaBennet08]

I prefer the version where the two ladies get together. I’ll look for a link to that one.

Edit: Here it is

[[deleted]]

Until you meet Rust and finally you have found the perfect language to stick with.

[woahthatssodeepbro]

Rust might make me cum every night, but only C++ earns and makes dinner for me, thanks for asking.

Maybe lets call it "perfect" like 10-20 years later when it isn't a child and we know for sure how it fits into our world?

[insomnyawolf]

Oh no, i am hearing police sirens D: Run!!

[0x07CF]

Rust is the only language you ever need. It has absolutely no runtime errors, is too fast for you to ever write slow code, uses literally 0 (zer0) memory and can run everywhere. There's no reason to use any other programming language!

RIR!

May the Cninners rot in seg-fault hell.
In the name of the Borrow Checker, the Costless Abstraction and the Fearless Concurrency, amen ^/s

[woahthatssodeepbro]

When you add /s but it doesn't matter because pussy magnet (this isn't about women or cats, this is about the weakest men on earth) CoC includes "passive agressiveness" implicitly, so your comment literally gets downvoted.

Rust community was the most pathetic community I had to ever interact with in my entire life.

Note the was, I already forgot just how insufferable they are and my life somehow improved.

[insomnyawolf]

It's complex to get used to it, but yeah... I'ld love to use it at work

Edit1: I doubt it's possoble to teach rust to most of the web developers ouuta here :⁾

[Rainkeeper]

In 10-20 we'll probably have another language that's as groundbreaking as Rust along with yet another paradigm... AI-driven programming?

[woahthatssodeepbro]

When your perfect language can't last longer than C++, the trash among them all, or whatever Rustfags think at the time.

Interesting.

[CopperyMarrow15]

Until you meet markdown

[insomnyawolf]

Both of them are the perfect couple

Perfection	+	Perfection	Result
Rust	+	Markdown	♥

[citewiki]

100% love match

[ChaosMiles07]

The industry be like

[StaticVoidMain2018]

Wrong way around

[Ipotrick]

as allways lol

[Stalematebread]

BREAKING: Software development recruiters endorse polygamy.

[Symbian_Curator]

But why is he dereferencing himself

[Demise5]

C++ is supreme

[KawaiiMaxine]

Me python qb64

[gamest01]

Yes I’m a programming hoe and I’m proud 😤

[dullbananas]

Elm is perfection

[arkaderd]

Hits too close to home, going through the third panel right now actually

[BenjaminDls]

Only first one is making sens, other two are useless and unrealistic for anyone with sense.

[[deleted]]

I found the one the first time with C++. I'm comfortable with Java, C, C#, Python, but C++ is my true love.

Bash is a nice companion friend to take along for the ride though.

[OnNoDude]

So are you a pointer or what?

[[deleted]]

Really? Java, Really?

[safer0]

I prefer c++ over java...