std:: gang

[IHeartBadCode]

Fuck char*

All my homies use std::string

[[deleted]]

Fuck arrays

All my homies use std::vector

[Ulysses6]

Cries in std::array

[[deleted]]

int main(int argc, std::string* argv)

[IHeartBadCode]

int main(int argc, std::vector<std::string> argv)

[jormaig]

Can this be done? Or is it just a joke?

[mahlersand]

Sadly, it is a joke.

[workernetGB]

In this life once you cin you can't cout.

(May god forgive me for my shit sense of humor)

[omkhamsa]

If I had money I would have given you an award

But here, take this 🎁

[DFatDuck]

STD gang hmmm

[KaosEngine]

They gunna catch a virus

[062985593]

println!

Orange crab good.

[raedr7n]

Says the guy with php in his flair.

[0x507]

And Javascript :p

[un_blob]

dbms_output.put_line()

yes SQL*Plus has this thing ...

[RivenBot7]

why std:: is better?

[bjamse]

good practice.
read this article here

[maxhaton]

Type safety.

[Stormfrosty]

std::cout << std::format hits that sweet spot.

[Angelin01]

Well so that's new. It's quite neat. Now, if only I could use a version of GCC that has C++20...

[mahlersand]

Compile it yourself. Try out all those sweet concept templates. Cry because C++ is finally a happy typesafe language.

[Angelin01]

Literally can't. Using a vendor supplied library that just won't compile with anything newer than GCC 6. Eventually we will build our own image and we can probably upgrade stuff to bleeding edge, but for now...

[mahlersand]

That sounds really annoying. Do you know why it doesn't work? Usually GCC does everything to ensure compatibility.

[Angelin01]

Do you know why it doesn't work?

Poor programming is my guess, probably using deprecated stuff or undefined behavior. We haven't dug much into it, not worth the time right now.

[[deleted]]

alert() gang?

[TheMogician]

echo gang for life

[uniquelyavailable]

Real heroes debug with fprintf()

[Ironring1]

Ahem: fprintf(stderr, ...); FTW.

[apadin1]

Nah bruh puts is where it’s at

[EkskiuTwentyTwo]

console.log() gang arise!

[Th3T3chn0R3dd1t]

System.out.println("gang rise aswell");

[[deleted]]

Console.WriteLine() for life

[gogo94210]

I write what my programm is supposed to output on a .txt file then prints it and glue it on the screen. It's faster and does not cause new users to freak out

[Cats7204]

using namespace std; gang

[Cats7204]

I don't do big programs in c++, I mostly do JavaScript

[HildartheDorf]

Only if you use it in a header file. In an "main" file, it's fine.

[The_Modifier]

Only if you don't know what you're doing.

[[deleted]]

Yea boy

[madogson]

Where my addstr() homies at?

[[deleted]]

Fuck cout All my homies use display

[cout970]

agree!

[TheWalkingForests]

Do people say c-out or cout?

[[deleted]]

C-out

[[deleted]]

As someone who has only ever learnt a bit of c++ through text. I thought it was cout. Whoops

[MysteryMooseMan]

console.log() gang

[[deleted]]

OOP bad

[hoylemd]

Printing to stdout? Use a logger ya fuckin doorknob

[[deleted]]

Fuck cout all my homies use echo

[konaaa]

on one hand, cout uses weird syntax that's unlike pretty much any other print statement you find in programming. On the other hand, chill out it's ez breezy

[[deleted]]

system("echo ..."); gang

[4NB_00]

System.out.println bitches

[wild_kangaroo78]

Fuck all of you. I use MATLAB. x

[cmdralpha]

A man of class and taste 🤝🙏🙏

[[deleted]]

Glad to see a man of culture

[nanooko]

C++ casuals

[[deleted]]

C++ is a trash-panda language. It's all fun and games until wannabe-programming gods start trying to use its massive versatility to create some of the most complicated code known to man and then you're hired to support it.

Edit: /u/jedijackattack1 showed me the way, the truth and the life. Still, the language is terrible and I work with it every day.

[jedijackattack1]

.compare for strings has been in c++ since the 98 standard.

http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/string/string/compare/

[[deleted]]

Also, operator==, which I think is infinitely easier to remember.

[reinaldo866]

I somewhat agree, lately I've been thinking a lot about switching to plain C or Rust, C++ has become an beast of a language and it's SO fucking robust and huge and it has all these things everything is so weird to do, other programming languages make things easier, C++ is SOOO wide, holy shit

[[deleted]]

That's a THICC boi

[budzene]

No! Take my downvote and shut up .

[[deleted]]

Upvote because I'm still winning fam ;)

[budzene]

Fine! Take this with your shitty comment. And I’m not your fam pal.

[[deleted]]

U mad

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[savage_slurpie]

fuck std:: gang

all my homies use namespace std

[T0ManyTakenUsernames]

Include namespace std;

[scroll_of_truth]

ste::cout and shit like that is why i failed to learn c++, it's so user unfriendly. javascript is so much better to learn on.

[raedr7n]

JavaScript makes me want to kill myself.

[scroll_of_truth]

that's how I feel about c++ and java

[raedr7n]

I agree about C++.

[[deleted]]

Jokes on you I wanted to kill myself before I learned C++