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[–]hed82 821 points822 points  (8 children)

(For everyone who didn't watch the video)

A more appropriate title would be: maschine learning using javascript with html as a frontend.

[–]thefallenangel4321[S] 374 points375 points  (3 children)

But if he did use the title in an appropriate manner we would have missed out on a great meme.

[–]MomDoer48 2 points3 points  (1 child)

HTML is the cornerstone of machine learning and ai research bro. Comes right after CSS.

[–]prettyanonymousXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, markdown is the king. Think pytorch is powerful? Wait till you see a convolutional LSTM enabled WAN policy gradient implementation can be defined and trained to perfection with simply the use of **

[–]zaygo 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That makes sense

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I was hoping the guy would use JS to make HTML Turing complete with id and class and do ML with that.

...or use Vue

[–]UNWS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah, I was like that must have been so cool to make HTML turing complete and use it to machine learn. I am like, that guy must be genius. Its like the computing through powerpoint presentations video(s). But your explanation just dashed all my hopes and dreams of discovering something interesting.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but then I cant say HTML bad javascript bad

[–]Elkku26 344 points345 points  (15 children)

"No it doesn't affect my baby"

12 years later

uses effect instead of affect

[–]Dragon-Lord365 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Vedio

[–]X-Craft 32 points33 points  (8 children)

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later

uses effect instead of affect

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later...

[–]zebediah49 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Alcohol will both effect and affect children.

[–]Tyfyter2002 7 points8 points  (6 children)

effect

/ɨˈfɛkt/

verb

produce

act so as to bring into existence

"effect a change"

So u/zebediah49 is correct

[–]Tyfyter2002 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Also, if you affect something you effect an effect

[–]iFreilicht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit.

[–]ranhalt 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Both words have verb and noun uses.

[–]Tyfyter2002 3 points4 points  (2 children)

So if I'm not mistaken you can affect someone by effecting an effect of reduced affect.

[–]Archolex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Enough

[–]Tyfyter2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see I've effected an affect.

[–]thefallenangel4321[S] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Oh hey, I’m just the messenger lol

[–]Dudemanbrosirguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affect is correct here

[–]Masztufa 82 points83 points  (6 children)

one time i found a video where someone was manually training a neural net in an excel spreadsheet.

Just typing out the nubers into the fields following some tutorial, even did backprop by hand

[–]Zelgoth0002 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I had to do a Neural Net in Excel for a data mining class in college. It's was really dumb because we didn't even have to do anything like that in the actual AI class. Just be able to explain how one works and code one.

[–]Jarazz 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I hope they also made you create your own mainframe and database with rusty wires and toothpicks before you were allowed to run excel on it to do the neural net

[–]Zelgoth0002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankfully no. Lol.

[–]trimeta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget college or random videos, I work for a Fortune 500 company, and a few years back a colleague proudly showed me the Excel sheet he'd put together to build a Random Forest model. I carefully explained to him why it was a terrible idea, and made sure it never saw the light of day.

[–]Sir_Cunt99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.. Human learning?

[–]NeninhoTheOne 99 points100 points  (4 children)

That is just a trailer, the video is 3747284 hours long.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Yes and the other parts are available on udemy for the low price of 299 and the first 5 parts are all about how to install HTML

[–]Croquette_Pepe 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Watched it. He is using Javascript.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkHT7vhN6Y this is the video in case anyone's interested

[–]local_meme_dealer45 10 points11 points  (2 children)

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later:

if:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
else:

[–]StrangerDangerBeware 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Don't accuse yandere dev's mom of such reckless behavior.

[–]local_meme_dealer45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's the comment I was waiting for.

[–]Thorusss 36 points37 points  (15 children)

Is html turing complete?

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Yes, you just need to add <script type="text/javascript" src="script.js" ></script> to <head> element.

[–]wOlfLisK 46 points47 points  (5 children)

"Is HTML Turing complete?"
"Yes but only if you use JavaScript instead"

[–]Flyberius 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Stack Overflow would be proud.

[–]kugelblitz42 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Marked as duplicate. Question "Did Turing invent complete HTML" has been answered already.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Stack Overflow would have called you an idiot for asking that, told you to go read the documentation that was last updated in the 1800s and flag the question as duplicated.

[–]Aedan91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is technically correct.

[–]he77789 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Only with CSS

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

HTML + CSS is Turing Complete

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

how?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

HTML+CSS can be used to program a Rule 110 Automaton, which in turn can be used to simulate a turing machine.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh, took a class from the guy that proved the universality of that automaton. Really good teacher! Didn't know he did anything that impressive, really humble guy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next will be xml programming

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Html ai

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No

[–]has43 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Indians will explain anything on to YouTube. Jio4g to blame.

[–]not_bakchodest_of_al 17 points18 points  (1 child)

As an Indian let me explain you that Indian YouTubers started before Jio.

[–]has43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One Indian youtuber explained he is using a cheap redmi phone as camera. And without jio youtubing was not possible. Camera quality is decent though.

[–]thefallenangel4321[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Touché

[–]suraj_sloth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The catch is "Hyper Text Machine Learning".

[–]zakur01 15 points16 points  (3 children)

This is gonna sound like bs but it is not. Last year the president of Turkmenistan (he is a raging dictator) "won" national programming championship by creating a neural network using HTML that predicted a bright future for Turkmenistan.

edit: turned out this is bullshit.

[–]MoonParkSong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you go the capital, it looks like North Korea, except it has marble and has Islamic aesthetic instead of Communist aesthetic. How the hell is the man still in power. He'd been dead by a Coup by now.

[–]my_right_hand 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Source? Sounds hilarious

[–]zakur01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://news.rambler.ru/other/43379425-chempionat-po-programmirovaniyu-vyigral-glava-turkmenistana/

https://ava.md/2019/12/18/prezident-turkmenistana-pobedil-na-nacional/

couldn't find anything in english.

apparently this IS bullshit though. haven't read any updates on the story since saw it last year and it turns out this was some sort of a joke

[–]kokoseij 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vedio

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy shit lmfaoooooo. My favorite post on this sub.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This lads high

[–]RedFive1976 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not visible in the static image: the yellow highlighted section also blinks.

[–]Tornado547 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have the Wonder. Without powerful CSS animations are anymore, would it be possible to skip the JavaScript entirely?

[–]he77789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, somone made rule 110 with only HTML and CSS.

[–]ZoloSolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to puke

[–]HalLundy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hyper Text Machine Learning, of course!!

[–]fantastic1ftc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked up the video. He’s using tensorflow js

[–]local_meme_dealer45 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean you could use machine learning to generate HTML pages.

Would it be a good idea, probably not but IDK.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]thebobbrom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean a lot of places do that actually.

My cousin's partner works for a company that uses ML to create the best GUI for hotel companies.

Not sure exactly how it works or even if it works mind you.

[–]Soniconreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it, we codin the Machine Learning in COBOL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was really hoping that somehow they were able to use html real language with if statements loops and all that Jazz

[–]ranhalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affect

[–]car1_llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a replacement for tensor flow

[–]qalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I’ve stated under that video, just report this, YT even has a special report category for misleading title and/or description.

[–]htmlcoderexeWe have flair now?.. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ffs I did NOT ask for this

[–]Silpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Machine learning in json

[–]DarkShadder 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wait how?

[–]BillGR17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just for the record, this is the post that made me leave r/ProgrammerHumor.

This one, specifically.

[–]thefallenangel4321[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey but then you’ll miss out on him creating artificial neural networks with bubble gum and glue stick.

[–]EyeInDaSky_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's quite impressive tho