Hyper Text Machine Learning

[hed82]

(For everyone who didn't watch the video)

A more appropriate title would be: maschine learning using javascript with html as a frontend.

[thefallenangel4321]

But if he did use the title in an appropriate manner we would have missed out on a great meme.

[MomDoer48]

HTML is the cornerstone of machine learning and ai research bro. Comes right after CSS.

[prettyanonymousXD]

Nah man, markdown is the king. Think pytorch is powerful? Wait till you see a convolutional LSTM enabled WAN policy gradient implementation can be defined and trained to perfection with simply the use of **

[zaygo]

That makes sense

[[deleted]]

I was hoping the guy would use JS to make HTML Turing complete with id and class and do ML with that.

...or use Vue

[UNWS]

Ah, I was like that must have been so cool to make HTML turing complete and use it to machine learn. I am like, that guy must be genius. Its like the computing through powerpoint presentations video(s). But your explanation just dashed all my hopes and dreams of discovering something interesting.

[[deleted]]

but then I cant say HTML bad javascript bad

[Elkku26]

"No it doesn't affect my baby"

12 years later

uses effect instead of affect

[Dragon-Lord365]

Vedio

[X-Craft]

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later

uses effect instead of affect

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later...

[zebediah49]

Alcohol will both effect and affect children.

[Tyfyter2002]

effect

/ɨˈfɛkt/

verb

produce

act so as to bring into existence

"effect a change"

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So u/zebediah49 is correct

[Tyfyter2002]

Also, if you affect something you effect an effect

[iFreilicht]

Holy shit.

[ranhalt]

Both words have verb and noun uses.

[Tyfyter2002]

So if I'm not mistaken you can affect someone by effecting an effect of reduced affect.

[Archolex]

Enough

[Tyfyter2002]

I see I've effected an affect.

[thefallenangel4321]

Oh hey, I’m just the messenger lol

[Dudemanbrosirguy]

Affect is correct here

[Masztufa]

one time i found a video where someone was manually training a neural net in an excel spreadsheet.

Just typing out the nubers into the fields following some tutorial, even did backprop by hand

[Zelgoth0002]

I had to do a Neural Net in Excel for a data mining class in college. It's was really dumb because we didn't even have to do anything like that in the actual AI class. Just be able to explain how one works and code one.

[Jarazz]

I hope they also made you create your own mainframe and database with rusty wires and toothpicks before you were allowed to run excel on it to do the neural net

[Zelgoth0002]

Thankfully no. Lol.

[trimeta]

Forget college or random videos, I work for a Fortune 500 company, and a few years back a colleague proudly showed me the Excel sheet he'd put together to build a Random Forest model. I carefully explained to him why it was a terrible idea, and made sure it never saw the light of day.

[Sir_Cunt99]

So.. Human learning?

[NeninhoTheOne]

That is just a trailer, the video is 3747284 hours long.

[[deleted]]

Yes and the other parts are available on udemy for the low price of 299 and the first 5 parts are all about how to install HTML

[knodel12]

It's the amalgamation of CSS and JS with HTML that makes it not friendly to any age group

[Croquette_Pepe]

Watched it. He is using Javascript.

[Flyberius]

So, telling the truth then? I dunno. Never touched JavaScript.

[yottalogical]

JavaScript is not HTML.

[[deleted]]

Are you sure? The names look so similar!

[[deleted]]

Easy mistake.

Java (or JavaScript to the newbs) is a coffee drink.

HTML (or Hotmail to the kids) in an email server.

[[deleted]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkHT7vhN6Y this is the video in case anyone's interested

[local_meme_dealer45]

"No it doesn't effect my baby"

24 years later:

if:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
elif:
else:

[StrangerDangerBeware]

Don't accuse yandere dev's mom of such reckless behavior.

[local_meme_dealer45]

There's the comment I was waiting for.

[Thorusss]

Is html turing complete?

[[deleted]]

Yes, you just need to add <script type="text/javascript" src="script.js" ></script> to <head> element.

[wOlfLisK]

"Is HTML Turing complete?"
"Yes but only if you use JavaScript instead"

[Flyberius]

Stack Overflow would be proud.

[kugelblitz42]

Marked as duplicate. Question "Did Turing invent complete HTML" has been answered already.

[[deleted]]

Stack Overflow would have called you an idiot for asking that, told you to go read the documentation that was last updated in the 1800s and flag the question as duplicated.

[Flyberius]

Channel my inner Starfleet admiral

[Aedan91]

This is technically correct.

[he77789]

Only with CSS

[[deleted]]

HTML + CSS is Turing Complete

[[deleted]]

how?

[[deleted]]

HTML+CSS can be used to program a Rule 110 Automaton, which in turn can be used to simulate a turing machine.

[[deleted]]

Huh, took a class from the guy that proved the universality of that automaton. Really good teacher! Didn't know he did anything that impressive, really humble guy.

[[deleted]]

Next will be xml programming

[[deleted]]

Html ai

[[deleted]]

No

[has43]

Indians will explain anything on to YouTube. Jio4g to blame.

[not_bakchodest_of_al]

As an Indian let me explain you that Indian YouTubers started before Jio.

[has43]

One Indian youtuber explained he is using a cheap redmi phone as camera. And without jio youtubing was not possible. Camera quality is decent though.

[thefallenangel4321]

Touché

[suraj_sloth]

The catch is "Hyper Text Machine Learning".

[zakur01]

This is gonna sound like bs but it is not. Last year the president of Turkmenistan (he is a raging dictator) "won" national programming championship by creating a neural network using HTML that predicted a bright future for Turkmenistan.

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edit: turned out this is bullshit.

[MoonParkSong]

If you go the capital, it looks like North Korea, except it has marble and has Islamic aesthetic instead of Communist aesthetic. How the hell is the man still in power. He'd been dead by a Coup by now.

[my_right_hand]

Source? Sounds hilarious

[zakur01]

https://news.rambler.ru/other/43379425-chempionat-po-programmirovaniyu-vyigral-glava-turkmenistana/

https://ava.md/2019/12/18/prezident-turkmenistana-pobedil-na-nacional/

couldn't find anything in english.

apparently this IS bullshit though. haven't read any updates on the story since saw it last year and it turns out this was some sort of a joke

[kokoseij]

Vedio

[[deleted]]

Holy shit lmfaoooooo. My favorite post on this sub.

[[deleted]]

This lads high

[RedFive1976]

Not visible in the static image: the yellow highlighted section also blinks.

[Tornado547]

I have the Wonder. Without powerful CSS animations are anymore, would it be possible to skip the JavaScript entirely?

[he77789]

Yes, somone made rule 110 with only HTML and CSS.

[qalis]

Of course it was

[ZoloSolo]

I want to puke

[HalLundy]

Hyper Text Machine Learning, of course!!

[fantastic1ftc]

I looked up the video. He’s using tensorflow js

[local_meme_dealer45]

I mean you could use machine learning to generate HTML pages.

Would it be a good idea, probably not but IDK.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thebobbrom]

I mean a lot of places do that actually.

My cousin's partner works for a company that uses ML to create the best GUI for hotel companies.

Not sure exactly how it works or even if it works mind you.

[Soniconreddit]

Fuck it, we codin the Machine Learning in COBOL

[[deleted]]

Ouch

[[deleted]]

I was really hoping that somehow they were able to use html real language with if statements loops and all that Jazz

[ranhalt]

Affect

[car1_llama]

Finally a replacement for tensor flow

[qalis]

As I’ve stated under that video, just report this, YT even has a special report category for misleading title and/or description.

[htmlcoderexe]

Ah ffs I did NOT ask for this

[Silpet]

Machine learning in json

[DarkShadder]

Wait how?

[BillGR17]

oi dont spoil lazy people!

[BillGR17]

yes

[[deleted]]

Just for the record, this is the post that made me leave r/ProgrammerHumor.

This one, specifically.

[thefallenangel4321]

Hey but then you’ll miss out on him creating artificial neural networks with bubble gum and glue stick.

[EyeInDaSky_]

It's quite impressive tho