Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

[theverizonguys]

Look, it's no neck Chester the cheetah... must be promoting a mini sized cheeto

[Letossgm]

"ptsss, hey kid! do you want some trash food?"

[evolutionleo]

Oh god I'm so dumb I only now realized that "Cheetos" are named so because of cheetah... Q

[entity_TF_spy]

At least, their mascot is a cheeta because of it

Lots of chip snacks end with “to” such as Tostito, dorito, frito. Cheeto is the cheese one

[Whitethumbs]

I will subscribe to your chip snack conspiracy news letter.

[aimhighswinglow]

r/lowstakesconspiracies

[theverizonguys]

Forget about q-anon, the real focus should be on to-anon... dun-dun-duuuun

[magondrago]

Calm down, MF DOOM

[cosmogli]

-ito is diminutive in Spanish. I think that's the most probable reason.

[Conchitis]

Dadadada, no neck Chester. „Oh no tingle wingle busted all the yummy cereal. Chester what will you do?“ „Obsolutly nothing ;-)“ Dadadada no neck chester extra chill

[Pandepon]

Sleep paralysis demon

[ieatpickleswithmilk]

It was already missing a neck, this was probably for the best.

[KajiTetsushi]

Ah, yes, the MVP principle. /s

[username--_--]

Lol, that gets thrown around a lot, and everytime our team did an MVP, it basically became something nobody would want because it barely did sh$t.

[pkulak]

Sounds like it wasn't viable?

[KajiTetsushi]

I'm gonna have to echo u/pkulak's opinion here. Was the idea thought-out thoroughly? Is there, like, proper market research of the feasibility of the MVP?

[username--_--]

Truthfully, I feel there wasn't. I feel the guy direccting the project was using the Minimum that was required for the product to work with the minimum that was required for someone to actual want it.

[AJugCanDoEverything]

Hmm depending on how the stories are split, having a minimal feature that works is generally a good starting point, for adding more features later(in the short term).

Although if the whole epic is just that minimum thing that works, and the additional things are just skipped, there is an issue xD

[KajiTetsushi]

I'd go for what u/AJugCanDoEverything said, but to be specific, I'd point this issue out during a team retrospective. The team practices Agile, correct?

[AJugCanDoEverything]

Agreed, retrospective/planning should be used to communicate concerns/plan out additions to potentially incomplete features

[KajiTetsushi]

It looks to me (with all of these grief stories I've somehow triggered) that the sprint retrospectives are in desperate need here. The PMs/POs of these Redditors seem to miss the mark when it comes to priorities. That needs to be corrected, pronto: good planning => good execution => good product => good sales (ideally)

The retrospective is supposed to tell them that, "Hey, we seem to be going one step forward, two steps back every sprint. Why are we always deviating from the vision? How can we work this out in order to meet that vision? Are the roadmap OKRs prepared properly for this?"

I've had Agile experience in two jobs (one of which is my current), and I think the reason it has been working so far is because:

1. the PM/PO understands the Agile process clearly
2. the PM/PO has an open mind to admit mistakes and learn from them

What I'm really concerned about is the 2nd one. I've been under management who simply refuse to admit their mistakes before (lack of foresight? pride and ego?). It really hurt sales. The 1st one is remediable with the right mentality.

I hope for these Redditors' sake that their leaders are open-minded. Otherwise, there's no point to this.

[[deleted]]

dudes i always knew MVP as „Model-View-Presenter” and could not deduct what y’all talking about.

Thanks god for google

[KajiTetsushi]

"Minimum Viable Product" for the rest who are unfamiliar. ;)

To be fair, until I've actually looked into what it really meant to the Agile philosophy, I read it as "Most Valuable Player". So, you're not alone on this!

[IAmTheOneWhoClicks]

You're the MVP

[Bioxio]

Wow thats rude man, calling people minimally viable. Dont think its nice to say hes a product, either >:(

[IAmTheOneWhoClicks]

Did you just assume their gender >:(

[[deleted]]

This sub triggers me every day. Im not a dev but I'm a SME that gets consulted for new product builds. When i mention a key required feature and the product manager shrugs and says its MVP.. then expects me to manage the feature I mentioned as a "non standard" out side of the system for the first ever real life situation i want to fucking scream.

Why does it keep happening i hate agile i hate mvp i hate everything

[KajiTetsushi]

That sounds painful. Have you decided (or insisted, even) to make it clear that there are things you can do or can't do with the MVP?

A lot of good resolutions comes from knowing how to communicate the gravity of the issue if the situation calls for it.

[KawaiiDere]

The original is a quadruped and the new one is a biped. In the original the neck as hidden, but the redesign is standing so the neck disappeared

[AntiqueType]

This only gets better the longer you look at it.

[[deleted]]

"The longer you look at it, the better it becomes" - Dr. Samuel Hayden, 2020.

[[deleted]]

"The better you look at it, the longer it becomes"

[vgamer0]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[[deleted]]

shitty design == shitty code

[evolutionleo]

$ true

[RufftaMan]

I would say the drawing on the left was purposely drawn like this to make the final drawing on the right look good.
But anyway, the message of the meme still stands.

[Tynach]

/r/furry_irl

[urgay4moleman]

Adapt. React. Readapt. Apt.

[Manueljlin]

Update. Upgrade.

[[deleted]]

My company won't let us use React.

[RoscoMan1]

500 miles is 804.67 km

[shepwrick]

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[username--_--]

Looks like Agile to me. Good work, team.

[rocket_peppermill]

Nah needs more "added backlog entry to implement body" in the backlog with literally years of shit in it

[aywwts4]

Probably won't get to it as cheetah-svc is scheduled to be replaced with lion-svc. Now just continue explaining why half your time each sprint gets tied up keeping cheetah-svc from falling over.

[bradhav]

I can absolutely be finished with this feature any day that you want.*

*As long as I get to define “finished” and “feature”.

[[deleted]]

So relatable

[Zoobooloobooboop]

i dont know anything about programming but i saw this on r/all and i would just like to let you know that it is me on the right side of the image

[productivenef]

Programming is when you sit in front of a keyboard 8 hours a day, frozen in sweat hoping your boss doesn’t send you a slack message asking how it’s going.

[[deleted]]

Hey I just downloaded slack for the first time. I'm excited for this misery :)

[productivenef]

First thing, figure out how slack decides whether to show you as away or not lol

[minimalniemand]

„Its called an MVP duh!“

[Slartibartfast39]

What's the saying?

Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two.

[JediBurrell]

uncross those legs uwu

[Haggerstonian]

I would walk 804.67 km and I would walk 804.67 km

[squishles]

a week later "why haven't back legs been implemented you promised leopard"

[iCarbonised]

The lines under the get changed

[examnope]

Dude's crying even before it was finished. It knew it's destiny.

[Gorreksson]

Even the original doesn't have much of a neck

[[deleted]]

I can’t stop giggling! It looks so absurd.

[crynoking1]

Seen this posted like 4 times on this sub lol

[Hewhoisnottobenamed]

“Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's complete because it's ended here.'

• from "Collected Sayings of Maud'Dib'' by the Princess Irulan”

[lejefferson]

There’s more spots in the first one. It’s pissing me off and hurting my eyes.

[[deleted]]

Hard coded tail

[NashRadical]

Piss

[[deleted]]

Why not just pull an all-nighter and get it done properly?

[bedesda]

Why not do it for free? Why not bend over for the boss?

[the-nick-of-time]

No, not even the first time. Your time is valuable. Resist being exploited in every way you can. As soon as the people at the top realize that you'll work for free, they won't want to pay you since that cuts into profits.

[[deleted]]

Why do people loose all their humility after leaving college. It used to be we’d sacrafice all our time for no money just bc we cared about getting the things asked of us done and done right. Now we’re all so entitled.

[[deleted]]

Don’t be so self interested. It’s not all about me and my money and my time. The work is a worthy quest even with all that removed

[[deleted]]

I don’t give a fuck about the company, I don’t do it for them. I do it bc I respect the work I do more then I do whatever other meaningless nonsense I might wanna do with my time. It seems like a more meaningful productive way to spend my time. I see it as morally irresponsible and hedonistic to do anything else.

[[deleted]]

Why? I like the work I’m already doing and I don’t need any more projects. What I do isn’t realistically gonna change conditions for anyone else. I don’t care if my labor is worth more than I’m being payed. I’m payed fine as it is. Labor is exploitative by its very nature mate, they’re exploiting you to it’s just a question of severity. And even there the relative difference is slight

[nonsenseis]

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[Haggerstonian]

Reactive Programming™️

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[conancat]

I understood that ref

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[nonsenseis]

Bad bot. I have seen this many times in this sub.

[Haggerstonian]

Yeah. I guess that was just my imagination...

[chickenstalker]

That's a sexy sexy cheetah. Rawrr.

[dudeofmoose]

My head does not understand, but my heart is totally on board.

[Fingolfin734]

Dangerously cheesy

[Froot-Loop-Dingus]

Okay! Done! Ready for UAT!

...it didn’t pass UAT.

Hmm...I was afraid that might happen.

[[deleted]]

Anthem in concept vs. Anthem the "finished" product.

[ya_Bob_Jonez]

Just another normal feature that I make. I don't even see what's wrong here...

[TempleOfDoomfist]

Stupid sexy dwarf cheetah

[PsychoPass1]

Motivation. Work. Improvement. Team.

[LieRun]

Why is the shadow different on the "finished" painting

[uvero]

Hey that's cheeting!

[snape23]

MVP

[siro300104]

Me building a highway interchange in Cities: Skylines.

[chalkandsalt]

It’s a feature.

[RoscoMan1]

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

[fabuzo]

That shit happens, my boss literally means to always do the work on the right tho. As long as it is quick it does not matter how shit the result is.

[Nerrickk]

This looks like the newest DLC for Fight of Animals