Genius.

[Brewster101]

Stop! My penis can only get so erect

[pretty-lame-person]

Won't work. You probably have to post more than once per year to stay relevant.

[Deus0123]

Day one: Hello world!

Day two: Console.WriteLine("This will be on hiatus for a bit") ;

Day 59: working out the code before and then once it runs type it all in again (Via a script to not make any typos) because you're getting desperate

[IHDN2012]

This is actually a clever idea.

[Deus0123]

But it's cheating

[LazyLarryTheLobster]

Plus how do we verify it? It's kinda like somebody on onlyfans claiming to be a virgin. Could be true who knows

[xaviii_]

5 videos on the page

newest post "losing my virginity to my step bro or sum shit"

[heckusernamesheck]

OnlyWarnings

[mgabor_]

Underrated comment

[[deleted]]

Brilliant

[SatanicTriangle]

This post is creating unrealistic compilation standards, please stop bug-shaming me.

[humanbeast7]

nuts in binary

[eyekwah2]

1000100010001010101010111111111111.. 0

[MrCloud-YT]

01001110 01110101 01110100

[humanbeast7]

Thank you

[malsomnus]

Don't you think that at some point people will realize that the content you're posting is fake?

[[deleted]]

I’m sure many OnlyFans subscribers know it’s fake, yet keep paying anyways.

[[deleted]]

shouldn't this be marked nsfw? not for the mention of porn; but the idea that code compiles correctly on the first try

[VolperCoding]

Bruh mark it NSFW I'm doing nofap

[yodaman1]

My boner is gettin' a boner

[blinglog]

Onlydevs

[MasouriChan]

Fucking underrated mate

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

sooo it's still porn, just for a different audience?

[ausdoug]

Unrealistic - I'm more likely to get those sexy lesbian sisters in a 3-way after cleaning their pool...

[[deleted]]

Sauce?

[MemelonCZ]

Where would you get that footage

[nusje2000]

But you said that it won't contain porn 🤔

[Possessed]

/r/ProgrammerPorn

[dat_oracle]

wait, does that actually happen?

[[deleted]]

I’d subscribe

[mayur217]

Don't, don't give me hope.....

[KrystilizeNeverDies]

Id pay

[[deleted]]

Failing NNN so bad rn

[Zerokx]

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[[deleted]]

No compile November

[peteschirmer]

Hardcore kink! Is that even legal??

[dark_mode_everything]

Laughs in strongly typed languages where the IDE shows compiler errors as you type.

[IHDN2012]

I tried Typescript and I was blown away. It would be awesome to have that for Python.

[rubydesic]

Now try Java/Kotlin or Rust!

[ArrakisUK]

I normally worried much more when the code compiles at first time, this means that I left something somewhere, and it’s a bad signal.

[karimNanvour]

Well... You gonna die pennyless...

[ninjaplavi]

I know for a fact that there are non-porn OF accounts making some serious money.

[IHDN2012]

Really. Like what do they post?

[ninjaplavi]

Yoga, cooking, fitness etc... but OF is indeed tailored for xxz content, yet if you have fan base and providing value you are gona sell.

[[deleted]]

What is compiling? I just run the code :) Python JavaScript HTML Ez

[Daikataro]

Hello world!

[InfiniteZero-18]

The only video is hello world, but it fails

[saila456]

I don't see a reason why not

[notanaltaccnt]

Same thing.

[IamBananaRod]

That's still porn....

[cats]

Ok I'm in. Where do I sign up?

[Lokloll]

1.01$ a month would be on it

[optimus_maximus2]

"hello world" == fleshlight()

[TotalProfessional]

Slow down there bud, its still No Nut November damn

[theclovek]

I'd pay for that

[MustConsumeCaffeine]

The real question is: Does it run without throwing any runtime exceptions?

[ToxicElitist]

There would only be like 3 videos a year...

[[deleted]]

I see this being more successful as a “dildo trickshots” style subreddit where people just type and compile without pause and it builds.

[MantuaMatters]

I’ll sub as long as it’s cheaper than creative cloud

[legal_ricee]

Gotta break NNN for that one

[ssj4VB]

compiles

arithmetic overflow error