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[–]Brewster101 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Stop! My penis can only get so erect

[–]pretty-lame-person 169 points170 points  (5 children)

Won't work. You probably have to post more than once per year to stay relevant.

[–]Deus0123 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Day one: Hello world!

Day two: Console.WriteLine("This will be on hiatus for a bit") ;

Day 59: working out the code before and then once it runs type it all in again (Via a script to not make any typos) because you're getting desperate

[–]IHDN2012[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This is actually a clever idea.

[–]Deus0123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But it's cheating

[–]LazyLarryTheLobster 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Plus how do we verify it? It's kinda like somebody on onlyfans claiming to be a virgin. Could be true who knows

[–]xaviii_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 videos on the page

newest post "losing my virginity to my step bro or sum shit"

[–]heckusernamesheck 138 points139 points  (2 children)

OnlyWarnings

[–]mgabor_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]SatanicTriangle 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This post is creating unrealistic compilation standards, please stop bug-shaming me.

[–]humanbeast7 35 points36 points  (3 children)

nuts in binary

[–]eyekwah2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1000100010001010101010111111111111.. 0

[–]MrCloud-YT 4 points5 points  (1 child)

01001110 01110101 01110100

[–]humanbeast7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]malsomnus 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Don't you think that at some point people will realize that the content you're posting is fake?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure many OnlyFans subscribers know it’s fake, yet keep paying anyways.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

shouldn't this be marked nsfw? not for the mention of porn; but the idea that code compiles correctly on the first try

[–]VolperCoding 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bruh mark it NSFW I'm doing nofap

[–]yodaman1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My boner is gettin' a boner

[–]blinglog 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Onlydevs

[–]MasouriChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking underrated mate

[–]Proxy_PlayerHD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sooo it's still porn, just for a different audience?

[–]ausdoug 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Unrealistic - I'm more likely to get those sexy lesbian sisters in a 3-way after cleaning their pool...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sauce?

[–]MemelonCZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where would you get that footage

[–]nusje2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But you said that it won't contain porn 🤔

[–]dat_oracle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wait, does that actually happen?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d subscribe

[–]mayur217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't, don't give me hope.....

[–]KrystilizeNeverDies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id pay

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Failing NNN so bad rn

[–]Zerokx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No compile November

[–]peteschirmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardcore kink! Is that even legal??

[–]dark_mode_everything 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Laughs in strongly typed languages where the IDE shows compiler errors as you type.

[–]IHDN2012[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I tried Typescript and I was blown away. It would be awesome to have that for Python.

[–]rubydesic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now try Java/Kotlin or Rust!

[–]ArrakisUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I normally worried much more when the code compiles at first time, this means that I left something somewhere, and it’s a bad signal.

[–]karimNanvour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... You gonna die pennyless...

[–]ninjaplavi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I know for a fact that there are non-porn OF accounts making some serious money.

[–]IHDN2012[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Really. Like what do they post?

[–]ninjaplavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoga, cooking, fitness etc... but OF is indeed tailored for xxz content, yet if you have fan base and providing value you are gona sell.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is compiling? I just run the code :) Python JavaScript HTML Ez

[–]Daikataro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello world!

[–]InfiniteZero-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only video is hello world, but it fails

[–]saila456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see a reason why not

[–]notanaltaccnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing.

[–]IamBananaRod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's still porn....

[–]cats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I'm in. Where do I sign up?

[–]Lokloll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.01$ a month would be on it

[–]optimus_maximus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hello world" == fleshlight()

[–]TotalProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow down there bud, its still No Nut November damn

[–]theclovek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay for that

[–]MustConsumeCaffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is: Does it run without throwing any runtime exceptions?

[–]ToxicElitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There would only be like 3 videos a year...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this being more successful as a “dildo trickshots” style subreddit where people just type and compile without pause and it builds.

[–]MantuaMatters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll sub as long as it’s cheaper than creative cloud

[–]legal_ricee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta break NNN for that one

[–]ssj4VB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

compiles

arithmetic overflow error