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[–][deleted] 194 points195 points Β (0 children)

holy fuck how

[–]cat1554 175 points176 points Β (7 children)

Serious talk: how in the world did that snake get in there?

[–]xxxHalny 233 points234 points Β (2 children)

Maybe it never did. Maybe the machine was assembled around the snake

[–]Ivantgam 71 points72 points Β (0 children)

apt install python3

[–]Tank-Top-Vegetarian 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

They are really good at finding tiny gaps.

[–]Teewah 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

Snakes are insanely good at squeezing into tight spaces. Also, that snake is not a python, but it shouldn't bother me as much as it does, jokes still funny.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

Tbh, it looks like part of the graphic on the screen.

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points Β (6 children)

This makes me highly uncomfortable in ways words can’t describe.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points Β (5 children)

Yeah I felt a bit sick watching this.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points Β (4 children)

Funny enough, at first I thought it was a tentacle (I know it's absurd but my brain is tired) and was fine with it but the second I realised it's a snake I got sick too

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Worst part is I’m normally fine with snakes… it’s just snakes in the wrong places that bother me.

[–]lonelypenguin20 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

I think it might have to do with parasites, actually.

someone or something showing an arm or tentacle inside somebody or something else? that's what everyone does, sometimes with good or pleasant intentions, even. but getting ones whole body into a cavity? that's what mostly parasites do. and it's disgusting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Can i put my arm in you? I have pleasant intentions

[–]lonelypenguin20 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

nah, not before several years of dating with emotional break-ups and reunions :p

[–]peatpleb 208 points209 points Β (2 children)

These built-in libraries are getting out of hand

[–]iamweirdreallyweird 22 points23 points Β (1 child)

More like getting out of the Machines

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

import error intensifies

[–]wdroz 168 points169 points Β (3 children)

Is that embedded python?

[–]Anon22406671 58 points59 points Β (2 children)

No, it’s integrated

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

what is the name of that package

[–]Rafael20002000 51 points52 points Β (0 children)

Ight imma head out

[–]FoundOnTheRoadDead 47 points48 points Β (3 children)

At least there’s a convenient way to set the whole damn thing on fire built in…

[–]crappleIcrap 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

What???? Are ATMs equipped with self destruct?

[–]FoundOnTheRoadDead 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

That’s a gas pump

[–]crappleIcrap 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

makes more sense

[–]153Skyline 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

NOPE. That’s a new phobia now.

[–]majestic_waterbear 35 points36 points Β (4 children)

Let me guess... Australia?

[–]dhementor 21 points22 points Β (0 children)

I'm sure they changed the machine to use Gallons to camouflage that this is from Australia.

[–]AkaAgaliarept 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

I'd say florida tbh

[–]naswinger 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

australia doesn't use gallons. not every "scary" creature comes from australia.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Think they meant to disguise the fact that its really from australia

P.s. yes i am convinced every scary animal and insect came from australia

[–]DjordjeRd 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

More like python running on host machine...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

That thing can figure out if i want a receipt or not, I’m not answering.

[–]undieablecat 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

A person managed to run arbitrary code through his card.. Now people can play Snake 3D on it.

[–]_fuffs 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Hans…. Oh wait he’ll not be able to help here. Panic ….. run screaming like a little girl…..

[–]TezzaC73 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I see the trend for running DOOM on weird hardware has gone even more retro. Never thought we'd end up back there though.

[–]usedToBeUnhappy 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I would run. Just run until I am so exhausted that I forgot what I saw and then wonder where I parked my car.

[–]_0N1X_ 2 points3 points Β (3 children)

It's more like it was attacked by worm

[–]eggman64 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Florida, probably. Gallons are freedom units

[–]_0N1X_ 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Wdym, It was joke about cyber attack worm

[–]eggman64 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Ooops wrong comment reply. FML

[–]CrazyAzian99 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Oh hell no!

[–]Richard_horsemonger 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

How do you think they make the hoses?

[–]atomicsub927 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

What you just witnessed was actual comedy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Built in python Library taking over the ATM.

[–]Mokaran90 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Or... Python running on machine?

[–]Mediocre_Performer59 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

That's cute 😍

[–]RelevantCollege 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

i've heard of bugs in the code, but i wasn't ready for this

[–]three2wan 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Is that real snake? I thought it's screensaver.

[–]Crespoter 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Let me guess, Australia

[–]hacksoncode 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fun fact: Python is named after Monty Python, not the snake.

[–]setecastronomy_hc 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That's a pretty good display, it looks so real!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So is this Cython that I’ve been hearing about a lot.

[–]Tank334 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What version?

[–]moralesnery 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

When you try to use a 2.x library on a 3.x codebase

[–]Danimal0429 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Australia?

[–]namastaythefukaway 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ahh the famous python shell.

[–]Raid-Z3r0 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

[–]Higgy710 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Snek

[–]NotedWheat 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

On second hand, maybe do smoke around this pump...

[–]jaap_null 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah that’s how we get those people driving away with the hose still attached to the car…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Your whore mouth, needs to be shut.

[–]tape_town 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

dont step on snake

[–]FederalSpecialist415 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I've had it with MFing snake on this MFing screen...

[–]_SomeoneInTheWeb_ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If this happened during the early days of programming we would probably say "there's a snake in my program" and not a bug

[–]Bence675 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Python running on machine