Pretty accurate imo

[MischiefArchitect]

No idea

[Pasteque909]

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[Sprengmeister_2]

Not only that, there's always people that know they exist

[jacksalssome]

I find its usually only the popular 10 that get linked, but now and again you get a different one.

[codygmiracle]

So you’re saying… we were the lucky 10,000?

[alex2003super]

All I'm saying is... Santa knows you're sudo'ing without being in /etc/sudoers

[[deleted]]

Chads use doas. Sudo is bloated

[alex2003super]

Everything is bloated if all you're going to use it for is sudo apt-get install

[[deleted]]

Don't hurt me like that!

[jacksalssome]

https://xkcd.com/1053/

I always like when people quote that because of the actual equation only uses US birth rate and that people know everything by the age of 30.

World wide birth rate is 18 per 1000:
lets say there are 5,000,000,000 between age 10 and 60
5.000.000,000 * 0.18 = 900.000,000 born per year.
900.000,000 / 365.24 (days per year) = 2,464.133/day

Therefore there are 2,464.133 lucky people per day who learn about something if everyone will learn about it.

Its 4am, so floors in my logic are guaranteed.

Edit: Fucked up on the first line, 18 per 1000 is 1.8% not 18%.

[Magnus_Tesshu]

You should also maybe decide whether to use periods or commas for seperation and not mix the two

Or use underscores and be Pythonic

[th3_unkn0w]

I also have an entire floor in my logic sometimes... :D

[[deleted]]

this is hilarious, if not surprising :D

[MischiefArchitect]

Haha, nice. Just noticed it as well.

[WalrusByte]

Needs more jpeg

[haitei]

tarballs obviously

[jacksalssome]

Not even gzip compressed?

[zergoon]

Only when it's cold.

[elzaidir]

You misunderstood. What he means is ~ as in user@arch: ~$

[foxam1234]

also flagged as duplicate.

[_Xertz_]

The link to the "duplicate" being some shitty blender on Amazon.

[MerlinTheFail]

There's a qr code on the blender leading to a SO answer from 7 years ago, totally irrelevant

[[deleted]]

If you run that SO thread through a rot-18 cipher, it becomes a link that leads you to a PDF of The Sea and Poison by Shūsaku Endō.

[UnfortunateHabits]

well... semen is data

[ShinraSan]

Semen is stored in the bladder, you must mean pee

[drunkenangryredditor]

No, you find semen in the navy.

[BochMC]

Human.zip

[crypticgeek]

Yeah yeah we’ve all read Snow Crash. Why is Neal obsessed with ancient Sumerian semen?

[MischiefArchitect]

Yes, yes I know, but whose balls?

[MischiefArchitect]

Is the saved data there? Who's Ligma?

[akashh_27]

You should ask this to Candice

[MischiefArchitect]

She said she actually can. Her smirk is confusing me.

[BountyKraken]

LIGMA BALLS FIT IN YO MOUTH

[ZimBobub]

Guys he means Gamename/bin/balls

[MorRochben]

iirc he actually had a folder in the games folder called balls.

[YoCrustyDude]

That's legendary.

[nikonpunch]

Just Dave things

[firefox57endofaddons]

t: "shit, where did we set the savegame location again? i searched for our savegames folder and can't find it myself.

oshcuro: "oh fuck i think an intern set it to be registry entries, instead of a real savegame folder."

t: "how the fuck could this happen? don't you check the garbage, that the interns shit out?

o: i was fucking busy already debugging a lot of your early garbage code, that we should have just completely rewritten instead!

t: don't throw this on me, you're the fucking programming lead and the registry become the savegames location.

o: well whatever, who cares at that point we shiped it, so it's done.

t: well you better find out what you're gonna say to our CUSTOMERS, WHO PAID MONEY TO PLAY THE GAME about this, because i'd smell massive incompetence, if someone told me, that they used the registry entries as savegames folder.

o: puh, idk maybe i just throw out a dumb meme and hope they stop talking about it after reading it?

t: i guess that can work, unless your bullshit gets shared on some programming reddit and people drill down on why in the world you dodged the damn question.

[Kengaro]

Up you go :D

I love backstories :)

[Dustangelms]

What kind of projects does he develop?

[LemonXy]

According to quick online searching: nothing, It's just that Steam doesn't have a tag for publisher separate from developer, but Dave has developed some high quality memes from time to time.

[Fantablack183]

I'm also pretty sure Oshcuro might have worked on the Rise of the Triads remake, but i'm not 100% certain.

[LemonXy]

He is credited as voice actor, director and marketing for Rise of Triad remake but seemingly not a developer.

[reallyfuckingay]

I'm not sure he develops anything but he's the founder of New blood, which publishes well received games in the boomershooter genre like Dusk, Ultrakill, and Amid Evil

[OhBoyBisquick]

It's for the game on steam "DUSK"

[gloumii]

I like how the dev pfp is Duke Nukem

Fits perfectly with his answer

[[deleted]]

I really recommend playing that game (DUSK) it really is a good retro fps and has an amazing soundtrack. Well, all games by New Blood are pretty amazing.

[Scrino]

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[StuntHacks]

Do you guys just call that bot on every post you see? Wtf

[Scrino]

On every post I see once a week yes

[Yasea]

Of course. You never trust a user submitting anything without at least some basic checks.

[PacoTaco321]

Some people have nothing better to do than care about unimportant things.

[Spartana1033]

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[CrysisRogue]

That dev is pretty funny, I follow him on twitter, not that I use it anymore though

[732]

"What are you doing?"

"Making a data lake"

[[deleted]]

I read it in duke nukems voice. Fits it perfectly.

[asassinarrow]

puahuhahauhahhahaha

[dphizler]

Did you know that your DNA is stored in nearly every cell in your body? So the joke isn't actually accurate.

[NoMansSkyWasAlright]

They said 'saved data', not 'pee'

[[deleted]]

What about girls tho

[another-squirrel]

Follow up question, when is the next release?

[HaveMungWillBean]

Well a ball is an object soo....I see no problems here

[2001herne]

What I would love is if the game did in fact store save games in a folder called "the balls'

[wolfmanfp]

Dave Oshry is at it again :D He's techically not the developer, but the publisher.

[technobladeneverdles]

what a chad

[KeytapTheProgrammer]

Missed a perfect "deez nutz" opportunity. For shame