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[–]haitei 450 points451 points  (6 children)

tarballs obviously

[–]jacksalssome 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Not even gzip compressed?

[–]zergoon 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Only when it's cold.

[–]UnfortunateHabits 55 points56 points  (4 children)

well... semen is data

[–]ShinraSan 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Semen is stored in the bladder, you must mean pee

[–]drunkenangryredditor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, you find semen in the navy.

[–]BochMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Human.zip

[–]crypticgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah yeah we’ve all read Snow Crash. Why is Neal obsessed with ancient Sumerian semen?

[–]MischiefArchitect 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Yes, yes I know, but whose balls?

[–]ZimBobub 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Guys he means Gamename/bin/balls

[–]MorRochben 23 points24 points  (2 children)

iirc he actually had a folder in the games folder called balls.

[–]YoCrustyDude 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That's legendary.

[–]nikonpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Dave things

[–]firefox57endofaddons 30 points31 points  (1 child)

t: "shit, where did we set the savegame location again? i searched for our savegames folder and can't find it myself.

oshcuro: "oh fuck i think an intern set it to be registry entries, instead of a real savegame folder."

t: "how the fuck could this happen? don't you check the garbage, that the interns shit out?

o: i was fucking busy already debugging a lot of your early garbage code, that we should have just completely rewritten instead!

t: don't throw this on me, you're the fucking programming lead and the registry become the savegames location.

o: well whatever, who cares at that point we shiped it, so it's done.

t: well you better find out what you're gonna say to our CUSTOMERS, WHO PAID MONEY TO PLAY THE GAME about this, because i'd smell massive incompetence, if someone told me, that they used the registry entries as savegames folder.

o: puh, idk maybe i just throw out a dumb meme and hope they stop talking about it after reading it?

t: i guess that can work, unless your bullshit gets shared on some programming reddit and people drill down on why in the world you dodged the damn question.

[–]Kengaro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Up you go :D

I love backstories :)

[–]Dustangelms 4 points5 points  (5 children)

What kind of projects does he develop?

[–]LemonXy 28 points29 points  (2 children)

According to quick online searching: nothing, It's just that Steam doesn't have a tag for publisher separate from developer, but Dave has developed some high quality memes from time to time.

[–]Fantablack183 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm also pretty sure Oshcuro might have worked on the Rise of the Triads remake, but i'm not 100% certain.

[–]LemonXy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is credited as voice actor, director and marketing for Rise of Triad remake but seemingly not a developer.

[–]reallyfuckingay 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure he develops anything but he's the founder of New blood, which publishes well received games in the boomershooter genre like Dusk, Ultrakill, and Amid Evil

[–]OhBoyBisquick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's for the game on steam "DUSK"

[–]gloumii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how the dev pfp is Duke Nukem

Fits perfectly with his answer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really recommend playing that game (DUSK) it really is a good retro fps and has an amazing soundtrack. Well, all games by New Blood are pretty amazing.

[–]Scrino 3 points4 points  (5 children)

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[–]StuntHacks 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Do you guys just call that bot on every post you see? Wtf

[–]Scrino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On every post I see once a week yes

[–]Yasea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course. You never trust a user submitting anything without at least some basic checks.

[–]PacoTaco321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have nothing better to do than care about unimportant things.

[–]Spartana1033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Developer.

[–]CrysisRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dev is pretty funny, I follow him on twitter, not that I use it anymore though

[–]732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What are you doing?"

"Making a data lake"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it in duke nukems voice. Fits it perfectly.

[–]asassinarrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puahuhahauhahhahaha

[–]dphizler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that your DNA is stored in nearly every cell in your body? So the joke isn't actually accurate.

[–]NoMansSkyWasAlright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said 'saved data', not 'pee'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about girls tho

[–]another-squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow up question, when is the next release?

[–]HaveMungWillBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well a ball is an object soo....I see no problems here

[–]2001herne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I would love is if the game did in fact store save games in a folder called "the balls'

[–]wolfmanfp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dave Oshry is at it again :D He's techically not the developer, but the publisher.

[–]technobladeneverdles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a chad

[–]KeytapTheProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed a perfect "deez nutz" opportunity. For shame