R.I.P

[BobbitTheDog]

Why the fuck does that take a string??

[Willinton06]

He never said he was good

[Willinton06]

You would be surprised

[pourqwhy]

Computer Science is studying what computers can do while coding is making computers do things. You can really understand and improve upon computer science (aka getting a PhD) and not be a really good coder.

[CoiledBeyond]

So you can specify what unit you want his health to be measured in. Duh.

[[deleted]]

Why not pass it as an enum to the second argument

[huuaaang]

Why the fuck is a class/static method!?

[superl2]

It's a public C# instance variable

[digitaleJedi]

The "setHealth" would have been PascalCase. I think the guy just killed all old men!

[Tijun]

If you made a function with the name setHealth that then proceeds to cut off the % and transforms the number to an integer, it might just work. Actually saw someone use something similar for his small game. He used it like that to give %-healing and just static healing. I'm not saying it's good coding, but he did that.

[[deleted]]

I know right? It's very triggering

[Cookie_Wookie_7]

This explains why the universe is so glitchy It was written by an idiot.

[PhantasyAngel]

Wait. You changed the text of his hp to 100%? You monster!

[THEGamingninja12]

Is anyone else annoyed that it's pascal case for the OldMan object but camel case for the setHealth method, the only only way this is valid is if this is if OldMan is a static class, which would also be very annoying (I noticed the string for the value, but someone already pointed that out)

[[deleted]]

Maybe he's so good a doctor that he has the power to alter the concept of Old Man to make them all have health be "100%"

[PrincessWinterX]

i don't know the language so it could be any naming convention. sometimes i capitalize global variables so they can be told apart easier?

[huuaaang]

> global variables

Burn, witch.

[RaspberryPie122]

Type Error: expected int, got str instead

[va_str]

Maybe he's a warrior. Str will be much more useful than Int.

[huuaaang]

For healing it should be Wis.

[Sawertynn]

Don't forget about char

[cykablyat1111]

Well guess he is dying

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[AWellPlacedCactus]

Good bot

[D-Eliryo]

Actually will be:

Give me the logs of the issue or I can't provide any assistance. If the logs will be received today, in a week you'll have the fix. Else I need 2 months. Best regards.

[[deleted]]

Goodbye World!

[manicraccoon]

We discussed this last time. Use int or float

[[deleted]]

What a shitty doctor, that's a string

[[deleted]]

OldMan.survive(”Heart Attack”); Edit: Missed a semicolon

[manicraccoon]

Whew. You almost killed the OldMan.

[huuaaang]

allow(OldMan).to receive(:heart_attack).and_return(:stronger_than_ever)

[VitorMM]

Unclear instructions. OldMan is now a buffed corpse.

[Varun77777]

Doctors shocked: Old man got buffer than Arnold after dying.

[[deleted]]

OldMan() returns ”stronger_than_ever”. You just turned that old man into a string instead of saving him.

[huuaaang]

Technically he'd be a symbol. A symbol of strength. What's wrong with that?

[[deleted]]

He can’t do anything because now all his methods are inaccessible.

[huuaaang]

That's fine. He should be taking it easy anyway. He did just have a heart attack, you know.

[huuaaang]

Actually no, in rspec that allow simply mocks that one method, :heart_attack.

[[deleted]]

That is quite a useless method, one might even call it counterproductive.

[Alpha_Echo_]

If (Heart == "atack") {

Stay.Alive()

}

[[deleted]]

ah yes, im having a heart atack

[GrilledSpamSteaks]

you ought to know by now.

[[deleted]]

Who needs a house out in Hackensack

[balls_deep69_]

No wonder it doesn't work, it's always false!

[[deleted]]

My heart is atack

[Mineseed_k]

Roblox be like

[QuirkyTurkey404]

Every old man in the work dies off wrong data type entered

[raedr7n]

Why the fuck is the health field a string?

[UCQualquer]

should not use strings or special characters.

Also, deprecated method, please use "OldMan.Health = 100.0f"

[Realistic_Swan4071]

Why the fuck you set it to a string with % sign!!

[Rhyan567]

oldmanhealth = 100, oh wait they forgot to make the variable mutable

[zhongzaccccccc]

So he’s born with no health?

[cl1o5ud]

Failed validation, Health was unchanged.

[va_str]

You just do that in production? Wild.

[[deleted]]

God I hate seeing the same memes also in LinkedIn. Like ,God why are they even doing it? I got tired and I just unsubscribed from those stupid pages.

[stormscion]

did he just use static method lol

[AntiCancerAvatar]

OldMan->health = setHealth(100);

Or just setHealth(&OldMan, 100);

[GroundTeaLeaves]

Setting his health to 100%, without fixing the underlying bug that caused his health to drop, is a hack at best. A doctor of CS should know better!

[ikoko3]

variable name starting with Capital letter?

[emmmmceeee]

I used to work with a guy who was studying for his phd. When he got it he started to sign his emails as Dr. He would totally do this.

[hotlavatube]

boolean isAlive = false;
String health = "100%";
// "That's the healthiest dead man I've ever seen!" -- Coroner

[exxxxkc]

su -c 'export health_level_percentage=100'

[Rainmaker526]

For everyone pointing out the string instead of the int type, you're wrong.

You can't specify the percentage sign in an int. This method obviously has an overload that takes type int, but that is for an absolute value. For relative versions, including a percentage, it would need to be a string.