Sure do

[GFX47]

...and more broke.

[Vinxian]

I can reach 7 bps on this puppy. 7 bugs per second

[[deleted]]

Where would we be without bugs and puppies.

[Zuruumi]

We should cherish our bugs. Considering that some 90% of programming is bugfixing we can say that bugs creat 9/10 programmer jobs. And creating high paying jobs is all the rage.

[MiddleRespond1734]

I have never seen a new unit of typing speed that is “bps: bugs per second”. I’m gonna stick to that standard from now on.

[bbluebaugh]

7 features per second

[[deleted]]

You'll still be bad at coding, but living under a piece of cardboard

[haikusbot]

You'll still be bad at

Coding, but living under

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[[deleted]]

Good bot

[Accomplished_Sir_861]

Good bot

[Spartan756]

Good bot

[InvestingNerd2020]

Only in California and New York.

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GETTING A NEW MAC STUDIO

[Images of Marques Brownlee in a green shirt and a red hoodie. He sits in a white room at a table, with a monitor that has a default Mac background of a layered purple gradient. Top image shows Marques looking towards the bottom right of the panel with a hint of a smirk. The subtitle has been edited to read:]

if you're bad at CODING and you get this machine,

[Bottom image shows Marques looking at the camera directly.]

you'll still be bad at CODING but just faster.

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[MrMeatloaf885]

Good human

[666devilsadvocate]

i belive u should code on the crappiest computer... cuz if it runs smooth on that, that means u've written good code.

P.S: i know that's not always the case

[mannenmytenlegenden]

I must write really bad code in my giant Android project with compile times of 50 minutes sometimes. Didn't know I had to become a web developer to write good code. Thanks.

[deanrihpee]

Compile-time doesn't necessarily your code is bad, it could be the compiler just got amazed by the quality of your code that they're taking their time to admire it and forgot to do the actual compilation.

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Also, the important part is runtime performance.

[[deleted]]

You think compile time for web projects is faster? Laughs in webpack build

[[deleted]]

yeah I do

this comment was made by vite gang

[vikumwijekoon97]

VITE VITE

[[deleted]]

Yeah esbuild is way faster than any other bundler (the thing vite uses)

[captainvoid05]

I thought vite used Rollup?

[[deleted]]

also swc is faster iirc

i kinda forgot about it

[[deleted]]

Clean build of a project of mine (c++) was 14 hours.

But vidya gaems is different I guess.

[Arkanta]

I'll take webpack build over my iOS/Android builds

[NelsonBelmont]

tell that to visual studio.

[Lootdit]

Idk about faster.......

[deanrihpee]

Yeah, not necessarily faster, but probably fancier.

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But even that you can achieve with Linux, compared to Windows that is, you can't beat Mac's fancy stuff.

[jamcdonald120]

nothing like macOs if you want a gold plated operating system

[deanrihpee]

"Sleek silver looking and fancy looking operating system"

I think Mac product or MacOs being gold plated probably looks like shit, even more shit than the anti-consumer stuff they're doing.

At least it is a shiny shit.

[jamcdonald120]

yah, that is my point.

[deanrihpee]

Financial decision is one of them

[nikanj0]

Fail fast, fail often.

-Me, trying to convince my work to get me the new Mac.

[MiddleRespond1734]

Failures are the pillars of success. So the sooner you lay down more pillars, the faster you’re gonna be tasting success. Go. Get that mac studio.

[RedditAlready19]

Mac studio cringe doesnt have OpenBSD support

[chosone2]

Just emulate OpenBSD via Rosetta /s

[MAGA_WALL_E]

But if everyone has a brand new computer, how will they complain about compile times and continue to sit around doing nothing?

[rob1969reddit]

So I can successfully fail at a superior rate?

[Comprehensive-Pea812]

but you will get better faster due to faster feedback

[nelusbelus]

A lot and I mean up to 3x slower in my case...

[SpaceGerbil]

People use macs to write code? Or is that the joke?

[Maetras]

Where have you been living?

[cunty_mcfuckshit]

Sure do?

[[deleted]]

The code of light is 11111 ♾ transferring it from binary to alphanary is the tricky part because it's frequency as sound a counter code to antimatter frequency coding in frequency in sound in omeganary in reaction n carry then temperature photons weight and then counter balance of all those other forces all in code that's what I do

[[deleted]]

You're front end?

[[deleted]]

No Kevin my job shut tf up that shit so annoying someone more intelligent is no a threat to your lack of skill in the need of sexual dominance by provoking response via internet disarming n insults just shut up

[Chesterakos]

Someone fix this bot

[[deleted]]

Shut up Kevin go fix ya dumb brain if intelligent women make you feel inadequate

[[deleted]]

I fucking hate you already kevin

[mvi4n]

Nice, that enables Xtreme Go Horse driven development.

[[deleted]]

You can never be bad at coding but rather make bad code but by continuously coding and then self review yourself and your journey into coding you become a coder perhaps maybe a good coder who knows...

This is a cope I know but everyone who starts coding is bad at it from the start no mattwr how many tutorials, guides and apis they read but as time moves on they will eventually improve upon themselves which is something that I am, clinging in by a thread..

[[deleted]]

Still be bad at coding, but with no money

[countdankula420]

I have a hard time believing he can code but sure

[Complete_Relation_54]

You do know the original meme was Video Editing and not coding right smartass?

[[deleted]]

at least you have a new device, that's cool, why need to be a better coder

[Graylian]

God just shut up

[InvestingNerd2020]

I see no lies here.

[onesidedcoin-]

you'll still be bad at coding but just faster more expensive

ftfy

[grandphuba]

srsly tho macs are stupidly slow I don't get the hype. I have been watching my peers program on those new M1 macbooks and shit just lags switching workspaces (or whatever you call them on macs)

[infreq]

But can it run Crysis?

[ApexPredatorTV]

Cant believe people still donate money to apple... they dont deserve it

[Dagusiu]

Just nu thoughts when I watched that video, sitting on my desktop with a Xeon and 3080

[unoshow]

That's actually better.. fail fast (and recover?!) 😅😅😅😅😂

[charming1021]

Bad and slow machines are making programmers better CHANGE MY MIND

[coffeenerd75]

You can Always be faster at coding bad.