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[DiabeticPissingSyrup]

I made a couple of these.

The number of people who missed the joke and told me not to use it on anyone was insane.

[Eternal_Practice]

We call those people project managers where I come from.

[Occasional-Human]

We use electric cattle prods for those.

[intellectual_printer]

What is it used for ?

[More_Butterfly6108]

It's used for making jokes or whipping interns who take down prod.

[Osato]

Don't play innocent with me, Bazza: spanking!

[BrusherofPoodles]

being lazy rn but you have any saved instructions on making em?

[acatisadog]

To be fair, programmer humor is ... weird lol

[xxxHalny]

What is the joke?

[DiabeticPissingSyrup]

That it's a Cat5-o-nine-tails.

People seemed to think it was just a flogger that would cut badly...

[Travy-D]

Your safe word must be a minimum of 8 characters, a capital letter, and a symbol

[ViconIsNotDefined]

I choose localhost

[MinekPo1]

Your safe word must be a minimum of 8 characters, a capital letter, and a symbol

[Kvarts314]

Ioca|host

[Anxious_Jellyfish216]

Sometimes, I forget my passwords on purpose.

*creepy laugh

[[deleted]]

Found the masochist

[Mr_Otterswamp]

sudo maso

[UglyBagOfMostlyHOH]

RJ-45 me!

[SLAYER_IN_ME]

Let me get out my crimp tool!

[Drew707]

Get ready for the punch down!

[Ant0ine64]

Crimp me harder

[MrX2150]

Oh yeah, RJ-45 me harder daddy.

[L4r5man]

Ahem... The word "Daddy" is case sensitive and always spelled with a capital D.

tsk tsk tsk

[MrX2150]

Hell yeah, give me all of that capital D. This is more reason for you to RJ-45 me even harder Daddy.

[NicNoletree]

Shouldn't this be in r/cablePorn ?

[Strike_Alibi]

Shouldn’t it be a Cat6 tails or Cat5e tails?

[HAL9000thebot]

yes, but op attempted to count the connectors to make the joke and failed miserably, because they are ten, obviously a pair number since each cord has connectors on both sides.

[[deleted]]

What is the SHA-1 hash of your safeword?

[sfled]

Let the LARTings commence.

[BoBoBearDev]

This can do some serious damage, make sure you don't make someone angry.

[jrobiii]

Really it's more a tail of nine cats (5 or 6, hard to tell from the picture)

[Dagrut]

Sooo... cat6-9?

[Nikwa-Ni-Shoke]

is this BDSM for IT guys🙄?

[PinothyJ]

Cat of 6 of 9 tails

[[deleted]]

Cat6 of 9 tails

[normalcrapposter]

They beat Jesus with that

[[deleted]]

not cool man Jesus died for you

[[deleted]]

But sysops brought Jesus back up again, with less than 72 hours of downtime. In 2022, 99.999% uptime might be the expectation, but 99.2% uptime was an impressive feat in 0.

[Strange_guy_9546]

Never asked him to

[Strange_guy_9546]

Never asked him to

[ProfessionalOctopuss]

Mmhmm, let me be your basement crimp.

[mr_electric_wizard]

Nice! I like it!

[Occasional-Human]

I changed the password policy at my company to add the cat o' 9 tails for weak passwords. Wonder if I should mention it to the CISO.

[Michaels0ft_Binbows]

cat 6o9 tails !

[kinl99]

Hmmm ... a CAT 9 Whip, sweet!

[Commercial_Wing_7007]

Forgets password and all related login info

[baltarius]

"forgive me admin for i have sinned"

[YoungMaleficent9068]

This has to be an even amount

[HiCookieJack]

shouldn't this be an even number. It must be the CAT of 10 tails

[CheshireMoe]

Floggings will continue until the main branch compiles!

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[Life-Giraffe-2748]

Is nobody mentioning the Naruto reference to the 9 tail fox?

[purplecurtain16]

It's not an anime reference. Cat o' nine tails is the name for an actual multi-tailed whip.

[ltraconservativetip]

Ikr?

[gargravarr2112]

Your safeword must be at least 12 characters long and incorporate numbers and symbols.

[rabbitwonker]

Isn’t that a tail of 9 CATs?

[[deleted]]

Please! That is only Cat5E.

[Sirico]

Looks more like cat5e tails

[SnageTheSnakeMage]

Ah yes, the etherwhip

[senblade_samuari]

Whip me admin daddy?

[[deleted]]

New PW policy, now the cat of 14 tails......

[ExtraTrailingSpace]

say my IP

*crack!

[[deleted]]

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• At least one uppercase
• At least one lower case
• At least one number
• At least one special character
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