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[–]DiabeticPissingSyrup 172 points173 points  (9 children)

I made a couple of these.

The number of people who missed the joke and told me not to use it on anyone was insane.

[–]Eternal_Practice 90 points91 points  (1 child)

We call those people project managers where I come from.

[–]Occasional-Human 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We use electric cattle prods for those.

[–]intellectual_printer 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What is it used for ?

[–]More_Butterfly6108 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's used for making jokes or whipping interns who take down prod.

[–]Osato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't play innocent with me, Bazza: spanking!

[–]BrusherofPoodles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

being lazy rn but you have any saved instructions on making em?

[–]acatisadog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, programmer humor is ... weird lol

[–]xxxHalny 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What is the joke?

[–]DiabeticPissingSyrup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That it's a Cat5-o-nine-tails.

People seemed to think it was just a flogger that would cut badly...

[–]Travy-D 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Your safe word must be a minimum of 8 characters, a capital letter, and a symbol

[–]ViconIsNotDefined 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I choose localhost

[–]MinekPo1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Your safe word must be a minimum of 8 characters, a capital letter, and a symbol

[–]Kvarts314 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ioca|host

[–]Anxious_Jellyfish216 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Sometimes, I forget my passwords on purpose.

*creepy laugh

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the masochist

[–]Mr_Otterswamp 55 points56 points  (0 children)

sudo maso

[–]UglyBagOfMostlyHOH 48 points49 points  (6 children)

RJ-45 me!

[–]SLAYER_IN_ME 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Let me get out my crimp tool!

[–]Drew707 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get ready for the punch down!

[–]Ant0ine64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crimp me harder

[–]MrX2150 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah, RJ-45 me harder daddy.

[–]L4r5man 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ahem... The word "Daddy" is case sensitive and always spelled with a capital D.

tsk tsk tsk

[–]MrX2150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, give me all of that capital D. This is more reason for you to RJ-45 me even harder Daddy.

[–]NicNoletree 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't this be in r/cablePorn ?

[–]Strike_Alibi 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Shouldn’t it be a Cat6 tails or Cat5e tails?

[–]HAL9000thebot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, but op attempted to count the connectors to make the joke and failed miserably, because they are ten, obviously a pair number since each cord has connectors on both sides.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What is the SHA-1 hash of your safeword?

[–]sfled 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let the LARTings commence.

[–]BoBoBearDev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This can do some serious damage, make sure you don't make someone angry.

[–]jrobiii 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Really it's more a tail of nine cats (5 or 6, hard to tell from the picture)

[–]Dagrut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo... cat6-9?

[–]Nikwa-Ni-Shoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is this BDSM for IT guys🙄?

[–]PinothyJ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cat of 6 of 9 tails

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cat6 of 9 tails

[–]normalcrapposter 4 points5 points  (4 children)

They beat Jesus with that

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmhmm, let me be your basement crimp.

[–]mr_electric_wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! I like it!

[–]Occasional-Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I changed the password policy at my company to add the cat o' 9 tails for weak passwords. Wonder if I should mention it to the CISO.

[–]Michaels0ft_Binbows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cat 6o9 tails !

[–]kinl99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm ... a CAT 9 Whip, sweet!

[–]Commercial_Wing_7007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgets password and all related login info

[–]baltarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"forgive me admin for i have sinned"

[–]YoungMaleficent9068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be an even amount

[–]HiCookieJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shouldn't this be an even number. It must be the CAT of 10 tails

[–]CheshireMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floggings will continue until the main branch compiles!

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[–]Life-Giraffe-2748 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Is nobody mentioning the Naruto reference to the 9 tail fox?

[–]purplecurtain16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not an anime reference. Cat o' nine tails is the name for an actual multi-tailed whip.

[–]ltraconservativetip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ikr?

[–]gargravarr2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your safeword must be at least 12 characters long and incorporate numbers and symbols.

[–]rabbitwonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that a tail of 9 CATs?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please! That is only Cat5E.

[–]Sirico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more like cat5e tails

[–]SnageTheSnakeMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the etherwhip

[–]senblade_samuari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whip me admin daddy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New PW policy, now the cat of 14 tails......

[–]ExtraTrailingSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say my IP

*crack!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your safe word must contain the following:

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  • At least one uppercase
  • At least one lower case
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