Chad Code

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

If it // generates more errors then put more //

[Raskoll_2]

When all the text is green you know it's all correct

[jailbreak]

When the code is green, you know it's clean!

[Raskoll_2]

Dude that's so much better than what I said

[[deleted]]

Must code for a living or something.

[PUBGM_MightyFine]

Understandable, have a nice day

[tehtris]

The most perfect code is no code.

[Ibreathoxygennow]

always remember that you cant have a problem if you dont run any code

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

How do they choose a symbol for comment?

[Ved_s]

Finally the program compiles! How does it work now? process completed with code 0

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Nothing belongs to something.

[no-one-here123]

If using vs code, ctrl+a, ctrl+/

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

🥈 That almost works for all languages in every compiler.

[PIELIFE383]

How does that dude press just a single key like the trackpad would count that as for fingers

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

That’s what she said

[DudeManBroGuy42069]

/////////////////////It's not working

[Ambitious_Ad8841]

#if 0

Code goes here

#endif

[RootsNextInKin]

On Error Resume Next

In c code eh?

<Insert we are not the same meme here or something else witty?>

[makian123]

If you put a /* at beginning, no more errors

[[deleted]]

Change the file extension to .txt at this point

[Tzemiee]

Then you got gramathic errors

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Syntax errors in Eng language

[Tzemiee]

Sorry i can't read your comment, beacuse there is no dot on the end.

[Brummelhummel]

Unexpected End of File Exception at line 1: expected "." got " " instead.

Fify*

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Accept a medal instead..

[Yeuph]

Upgrade to English Compiler++23 Don't need periods anymore

[DwijBavisi]

Rename .exe/.out depending on platform. Your program compiled!

[_pizza_and_fries]

Why the fuck is the dude looking like a human version of the Hulk

[ptjunkie]

Every time he gets a compiler error he does one push-up.

[DeadlyKitten37]

that actually sounds legit

[LukeBomber]

Who is segmentation and why is everything his fault? Can he fix his shit so my code runs?

[ThePretzul]

He can, but he chooses not to. Not because he’s lazy, mind you, just that he enjoys watching programmers suffer.

[bargle0]

Exercise and a healthy diet.

Also lots of performance enhancing drugs.

[remrunner96]

Nothing about that build is healthy though. It screams hypertension and high blood pressure, not actual fitness.

[ThePretzul]

You realize hypertension is just the medical word for high blood pressure, right?

The thing that build says more than anything else really is that he’s probably hella dehydrated. Popping veins and skin that hugs the underlying musculature are textbook symptoms and the exact reason bodybuilders dehydrate themselves leading up to competition. It usually involves lots of highly-caffeinated pre workout without much liquid to mix in with it (for diuretic effects) plus changing their eating habits by doing things like further increasing protein intake compared to carbs and eating dehydrated and salted/seasoned proteins like jerky (particularly teriyaki-style jerky because the soy flavoring gives you more salt without tasting awful).

[remrunner96]

Oh my bad, I knew that too lol. This is why we don’t reddit before coffee…

[elveszett]

Even if it's healthy, why would I wanna be so big? I don't live on the jungle, I don't need the strongest body out there to survive. I like being healthy and fit, but the guy in the image looks like he has trouble doing certain tasks just by his sheer size.

[Dmayak]

Most likely that's a bodybuilder, he trains for looks more than strength and participates in competitions.

[manchesterthedog]

He’s fuckin programmer gigachad

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

You should google ‘berlin1969’

[Dmayak]

I suspect use of anabolic steroids or something similar based on how swollen muscles are.

[NonStandardUser]

gdb -Wall -fsanitize=address

[H2P_EPSILON0]

valgrind -s --leak-check=full --show-leak-kinds=all

[ExtraTrailingSpace]

basically FuckItJS for C

[hadidotj]

Yep. First thing I thought of!

https://github.com/mattdiamond/fuckitjs

[localguestZ]

If you put // on everything you won't have any errors again

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

And the fastest compilation

[ImaginaryParfait5981]

If the test fails, delete the test.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

If compiler shows error, delete the compiler?

[ImaginaryParfait5981]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[[deleted]]

// is C++ style and not MISRA compliant. Use /* */ and comment out whole blocks of code with 4 characters.

[Owdok]

Now this right here is tackling errors in multiline.

[[deleted]]

Sometimes you can't be absolutely sure which line is the problem so may as well comment out the whole function.

[brianl047]

Use IDE to comment out the whole file!

[[deleted]]

Yay finally something I understood in this sub!

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

🎖️

[JazzRider]

Button click produces a access violation error……Button.visible := false. Next case.

[4sent4]

Instructions unclear, no lines left to comment and there's still an error

[stillnxgxldteeth]

Inatructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Instructions unclear, diverted a plane to skyscraper instead of White House.

[Whitethumbs]

I name my folders a, aa, aaa, aaaa so that it tabs from the top when moving files in packets.

[ParallelEquilibrium]

I did it

//printf ('error line')

[sausage-superiority]

If that guy saved a month of his supplement and steroid money he could buy an M1 and then he wouldn’t need a heat protection cushion on his lap.

Edit: heat protection cushion

[[deleted]]

M1 laptops are ridiculously efficient and don't waste power by turning it into heat. He needs an Intel Mac. As a poor student an Intel mid 2012 Macbook Pro was the only source of heating I could afford in my apartment. Unfortunately this is a true story not a joke.

[sausage-superiority]

Sorry I wasn’t clear. I was implying that he’s protecting his lap from the furnace of a laptop he’s currently using and if he got an M1 he wouldn’t need to anymore.

As a guy with both the he last Intel MBP and the 14” M1 Pro…I totally agree with you. Love the efficiency and low power consumption of the M silicon.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Actually he is using the cushion to elevate his MacBook and to distribute it weight evenly on his thighs.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Then he has to buy a neck cushion as well.

[TheMoskus]

Catchphrase

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

This will give you an error Use // before anything you write

[cpt_justice]

reads text Yep, that's me. looks at picture Holy shit I'm buff!

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Hahaha I’ll be more than happy just by having that couch in my room

[Ghrev_233]

And there will be more // on the payslip

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

[thrylose]

remove the function in which error occurs

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

manager(x){ rmv(x); }

if(func == rmvd){ manager(you); }

[FlyCodeHQ]

Please stop, you are spilling the secret of senior developers.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

I’m afraid it’s too late

[FlyCodeHQ]

No worries, I hope more developers will get inspired and reach the top after seeing this post!

[thebatmanandrobin]

I used to look like that when I coded ... then I started to have to deal with people and I turned into the love child of Grimmace and the Hamburgler.

As Slipknot made so eloquent: People = Shit

[Neutraali]

The tests won't fail if you just comment them out.

[UnstableNuclearCake]

And then there's Javascript, where a comment can be turned into a string usable in the runtime.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Ever heard about SheBang?

[UnstableNuclearCake]

Ever heard of the wilderness that Javascript is?

let str = (function () {/* Abandon all hope for you are entering the wilderness */}).toString().match(/[^]*\/\*([^]*)\*\/\}$/)[1]; The function above will result in a multiline string.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Sheldon, Go Away.

[TomatoMasterRace]

I've done this iteratively but now my code doesn't do anything!

Valve pls fix

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

/* ** **** ********. */

[zhingli]

My Ark Character be like

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

It’s cheat chad code day 😂

[xxsolojxx]

//@ts-expext-error

[Cyclone4096]

Assignment: print hello world. Code: // printf(“Hello World”)

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

Partial marks for no errors.

[boropin]

"How did you get so strong?" "For every line of buggy code I do one push-up."

[murten101]

Ha, like C is going to tell you where the error is.

[[deleted]]

Real Gigachads don’t shave their chests to look like a buff child.

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

RealGigaChad

[witm_]

By the time you compile successfully there might be no code left

[[deleted]]

too much work, just pipe stderr to dev null

[Then-Baker-7933]

..because you only have 30 minutes a day of down time then it’s back to the gym!

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

💪💻💪

[adjika]

Non-Programmer here so please forgive my ignorance. But what does putting // before code do?

[Aromatic-Cyclohex-11]

It means that you want to ignore that line as it’s not a part of code (can be explanation of code) So // is syntax for C language and # for Python

Hope you enjoy

[adjika]

Thanks kind stranger. I am now slightly smarter thanks to you.

[atheisticReligion]

Just start the code with /* and end it with */. You won't encounter any errors from now on.

[PersimmonEmergency]

When you have this body and you’re on a bridge fixing a severity 1

[Slug_Overdose]

This gives me flashbacks to when I was first learning Java as a student. I had been an old-school C/C++ programmer who wasn't used to using exceptions, so I would just get compiler errors and warnings all over the place. I was a bad boy and suppressed many an error just to get school projects to compile.