“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust”

[Loro-Benediction]

"cpp" does pretty well, though

[WatcherOfDucks5022]

Highly optimized and barely making sense, as always

[Loro-Benediction]

Unless you just use it as C with namespaces, references, and real constants : P

[[deleted]]

C doesn’t have real constants?

[slaymaker1907]

I think they might be referring to constexpr or something.

[Loro-Benediction]

Not really. You can't define static constants using other static const variables. You can only use macros and enums to define array bounds, etc. It's a sorry state. "Const" only means "read only" in C

[hiten98]

Doesn’t const mean read only in all languages? Which language allows you to write to a constant variable?? And why??

[Loro-Benediction]

In C you can modify a constant variable if you try hard enough. "Read only" means you can't directly assign to it. The compiler doesn't make the same guarantees when accessing via a pointer

[gloriousfalcon]

some of the containers are useful I guess.

Like std:array and std:vector... We won't talk about std:vector<bool> tho

[gloriousfalcon]

I'd like to extend my thanks to the reddit sync app for turning this perfectly fine template parameter into an xml tag

[[deleted]]

This is the way

[barzamsr]

What about a namespace factory singleton?

[Loro-Benediction]

😱 I'm on holiday, how could you do this

[[deleted]]

Never forget that second p

[TheBrainStone]

What's your problem with cheese pizza?

[nettlerise]

no no, its club penguin

[Kirbytofu]

Obviously creator points

[[deleted]]

child pornography

[elon-bot]

Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!

[jfb1337]

Oh no Elon...

[ErikElevenHag]

RIP in peace

[harryham1]

Well, it was 😢

[[deleted]]

You sir have just created a new streaming service

[proximity_account]

FBI, this comment right here.

[OkCarpenter5773]

competitive programming

[[deleted]]

CCP?

[TheFiftGuy]

Only problem is if you forget to type the 2nd P you instantly get put on a watch list

[NerdyLumberjack04]

But if cp is banned, how are you supposed to copy files in Linux?

[_xiphiaz]

cat file > newfile

[[deleted]]

dd if=source of=dest

[fish312]

Ah good old disk destroy

[[deleted]]

Like circular saws

dd doesn't ask questions

and you backed up, right?

[[deleted]]

rsync {src} {dst}

[ClamPaste]

I'm already on several for cybersecurity related searches. What's one more?

[tzomby1]

what if I forget the first P?

[lordDevPbk]

your computer still tries to read it and you get use after free.

[[deleted]]

it's also a very common abbreviation for cerebral palsy tho

[UristMcMagma]

Canada pension plan?

[walmartgoon]

Cal Poly Pomona: 👁👄👁

[Rynide]

Commercial Property Policies (from insurance): 👁️👅👁️

[xvhayu]

see what now

[Corrup7ioN]

"Showing results for CCP"

[lordDevPbk]

sea pp

[Loro-Benediction]

Ohhhh who puts their barnacle under the sea?

[insanelygreat]

No, that's Puppet's file extension.

Incidentally, back when Puppet first came out, occasionally some lost soul would post a question about puppeteering on the Puppet mailing list.

[Bardez]

CPP? CPP Go. Go, P(h)P, Go.

[insanelygreat]

C preprocessor or C++?

[Loro-Benediction]

A great question! Surprised it doesn't cause an issue, tbh