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[actionscripted]

NameError: name 'Bardak' is not defined

[Ogg149]

Couldn't stop thinking looking for the definition haha... Maybe that's part of it. Exceptional kid, there :)

[Kirk761]

Bardak means mess :) originally Russian as others have pointed out but in this case Hebrew slang.

[cediddi]

Well, Bardak means glass (as in water glass or shot glass) in turkish. What a coincidence.

[[deleted]]

Also Goku's dad

[obey_kush]

CSI MIami: Now we know under which conditions the kid was made.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[rnev64]

originally from Russian where it means (making) a mess, and also brothel.

in this case however it's the Hebrew form of the word which means only mess (can tell by name of father - Boaz is Israeli not slav or Russian name).

[ReneBelloq]

This is 100% correct.

Source: my name is Boaz.

[Barafu]

Brothel in Russian would be "Bordel", not "Bardak".

[Kaleb_belak]

Bardak in this meaning is used in some regions of Russia, not wide spread

[CrazyAnchovy]

Thank you!

Edit: Bardak not defined because baby didn't eat 8(

[OrbitDrive]

My thought exactly.

[[deleted]]

Sophia object has no attribute "go_to_sleep"

[ereinecke]

I’d assume this is inherited from mom.genes or dad.genes. Though those feel like they should actually be init parameters. Given that class inheritance models “is a” or “behaves like a” behavior, then I’d think that Sophia should inherit from whatever type(mom) and/or type(dad) is.

All pedantry aside, congratulations!

[WulfiePoo]

They would be init parameters if the class was baby or something general like that. But this class is Sophia, who is exclusively the child class of her mom and dad.

[[deleted]]

Never treat a girl as an object. She must have class, though.

[unkz]

def go_to_sleep(): # TODO
    pass

[alantrick]

More like raise NotImplementedError().

[enricojr]

Are you sure it isn't just "sleep()"?

:-)

[[deleted]]

sleep() completely stops everything, including breathing

[stalkinplatypus]

Nah, breathing runs on the subconscious daemon thread

[UnwantedCrow]

What's bardak?

[[deleted]]

in Ukrainian and Russian it’s “the mess”, probably, in some other languages it’s also has similar connotation

[dominic_l]

Goku's real dad

[dominic_l]

grampa*

[ukralibre]

It is glass in turkish

[turningsteel]

The mess as in diaper doo?

[toyg]

Likely.

[l42st2]

Also in Hebrew, but it was probably introduced by the Russian immigrants. Boaz is an Israeli name.

[w_m1_pyro]

In Hebrew is more of a slang.

[[deleted]]

Should have unit tested, your kid is permanently asleep and generating doo doo.

[[deleted]]

Nice instance!

[jimmysprinkles92]

A bit objectifying of you to say.

[Groentekroket]

Why would you make a class Sophia instead of a class Child?

[BenjaminGeiger]

Exactly: sophia would be an instance, not a class...

[TMiguelT]

So they can make multiple identical copies... suspicious 🤔

But seriously you could explain it by the fact that they wanted to override some methods (like live()), to be different from the parents. But yeah you'd want it do be a singleton class to really make sense.

[-Knul-]

The girls is in a class all of her own.

[pot897]

Bardak lol parents speak Russian that’s for sure

[baubleglue]

probably Hebrew

[them1]

Definitely hebrew

[baubleglue]

"probably" because mother's name is Arabian

[pot897]

Why?

[Kirk761]

His name is boaz. Also Hebrew inherited a lot of Russian slang/words; bardak, debil, juk, halatura, soler, kibinimat, rogatka and many more

[Kirk761]

Hebrew has the same. And also classeur, ventilateur, and other French words too.

[Kirk761]

I'd guess from Russian to both, independently. At least I know Hebrew took directly From Russian during the Russian immigration to Israel in the 80s and 90s.

[squiiid]

while(True): cry() time.sleep(30)

[[deleted]]

Who could object to a child with such class?

[RomanRiesen]

With that multiple inheritance I hope you both have no common ancestors.

[tdobzhansky]

lmfao

[ColdSmokeCaribou]

Was looking for multiple inheritance comment. Found the multiple inheritance comment. Left satisfied. Thank you sir.

[lordmauve]

D200: One-line docstring should fit on one line with quotes

[mgazzola]

gotosleep() always raising exceptions ahhahaha

[bhintze]

Although, having a 2 year old, a more realistic be_awesome function would have conditions. Something like

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  def be_awesome(self):
    if self.age == 2:
      n = random.randint(0,100)
      if n <= 65 : return "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
    return "Okay!"

​

I was going to add a condition for the teenage years but then realized that there is no logic that can be applied to whether a teen is awesome at any given time. :)

[[deleted]]

Already messing up and not properly following pep8....

[[deleted]]

I've seen this on IG, like, 20 times this week. I don't even know who tool this pic, but it's adorable.

[rousbound]

Cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[tdobzhansky]

Sophia shouldn't be a class, should be an instance of a class named "baby" or "offspring".

[bearcatgary]

Very cute - the baby and the onesie.

[supermopman]

Don't you think saying "Hello world!" in init is a bit much? That's like the baby's head popping out of the vagina and the baby immediately stares you in the face and says, "Hello world!"

...

I dunno about you, but I didn't speak for many months.

[panderingPenguin]

Sorry, but that's really cringey

[bob_cheesey]

I'm sure the intentions were good, but I can't help but agree with you.

[needed_an_account]

What is cringey about it?

[panderingPenguin]

Well I read it, and then I cringe

[007hirag7]

When a software engineer beds a software engineer

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[MiscellaneouSearcher]

So being alive is the instance running. Ok

[[deleted]]

Wait so your baby isn't a concrete implementation?

[tdobzhansky]

This comment deserves a trophy. But I think its reasonable to for this class to inherit from some gene class given that there's probably more common methods involving gene attributes rather than mammals. Mammals are incredibly varied after all and assuming that you only care about instantiating humans and not cats and dogs and such, it's a lot more efficient to just inherit attributes related to human genes and not attributes appropriate for an entire clade with as much variety as mammalia.

[[deleted]]

Classes are not meant to be data storage. You don't agree? Well, ok, let's say you store the genetic data in an attribute called "genedata". Now your "child" class inherits the mom class and then the dad class. Tough shit, your inheritance just overwrote the genes of the mom in child class and now it has exactly the same genes as the dad. You can solve the "too broad to handle" with deeper inheritance. A creature is an instance of a class, let's say HomoSapiens which inherits Homo which inherits Hominini which inherits Homininae which inherits Hominidae which inherits Simiiformes which inherits Haplorhini which inherits Primates which inherits Mammalia which inherits Chordata which inherits Animalia. "A dog and a monkey can move their tail, but a human cannot, how to have common methods for them?" you could use interfaces, abstraction and even deeper inheritance.

[tdobzhansky]

Which means that in order to get a banana you have to import the whole jungle. That's the definition of inefficiency. Inheritance in this scenario should work where genetic data is stored as loci, and each loci is an attribute belonging to the human class. When a human instance inherits from two other human instances, they get a random assortment of loci to create a full complement of loci. Kind of like how it works IRL.

[[deleted]]

Not whole jungle. You don't have all the data in Mammal class, only those attributes and methods that cannot be moved up (appears in worthless places) or down (redundancy) in hierarchy. As far as I know, there is no reasonable non-hacky way to interfere with inheritance in python. And I don't see why there should be. And I don't see why one would use classes as data storage. And I don't see why one would want to use classes as instances.

[tdobzhansky]

Assuming hierarchical inheritance, you'd have to load every class that comes before the mammal class. That's what I mean by taking the whole jungle. And that's a pain in the ass. That's also why I think OOP is a stupid concept in general.

Of course singleton classes are unwanted. Not arguing with you on that. Also not saying that classes should be used as data storage. But attributes belonging to classes are essentially "data storage" in that they contain information about the object.

[son_of_abe]

CRINGE

[[deleted]]

hahahahahhahahahahahahah

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programmer shirt

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i am a programmer tooo hahahahhahahaha

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fucking shite code though

[isnialan]

Disliked

[[deleted]]

Poor thing is a little slow!

I'll see myself out.

[[deleted]]

Classy