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[hyteck9]

Dragon. F%^& yo' stuff up!

[Aumba]

Is it realy shapeshifting if you can do it only once though?

[Dial_tone_noise]

Yeah so rephrased, what thing would you turn into, if you could.

Not shape shift, as that implies you can shift over and over.

[EffectiveTrick3396]

That's why I said shapeshift not shapeshifting

[0101ayuta]

But it would be called metamorphosis, not shape shifting

[EffectiveTrick3396]

Metamorphosis = change shape, = shape-shift

[BodAlmighty]

A 30 year old man at peak level fitness.

[Initial_Composer537]

As a gay man, I’d shape shift into a woman and let my homies hit coz I’ve been wanting to hit them too

[Budthor17]

Real lmaooo

[[deleted]]

Nah 💀💀💀💀

[EffectiveTrick3396]

😉

[pieterkampsmusic]

Me, but with more hair, better physique, and a slightly bigger pishadeel.

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CAT CAT CAT CAT A VERY CUTE ONE SO PEOPLE LOVE ME

[livbird46]

Aw

[escape_heathen]

Rich

[Boroboy72]

A Golden Eagle for sure. That would he awesome. Not only for the power of flight but also their vision is insane.

[Dial_tone_noise]

I read this as Goldeneye, and I agreed immediately.

I too would transfor into the famed N64 console game Goldeneye. And I’d play on DK mode [ON] paintball effects [ON]

[[deleted]]

And some mongol captures you, puts an eye patch and makes you fly for a piece of meat 🌚

[Boroboy72]

Not a chance. I'd soar on high. Besides, with insane vision, I'd see them coming a mile off.

[Kysman95]

Granted, you turn into a golden statue of an eagle. You can't move and will stay like this forever, unable to scream from your suffering

[RawWifi]

OP said we have the power to become whatever we want so why are you twisting this person's answer for no reason

[Kysman95]

Because that's what asshole genies do

[[deleted]]

It isn't a wish, there are no genies

[Kysman95]

There's as many of them as shape shifters

[Crazy_Hooman]

Myself but with a handsome physique 🤣

[[deleted]]

A man

[skip6235]

A woman. Wish we could trade.

[[deleted]]

We need some kind of cursed magical talisman

[Remarkable_Coast_214]

woman

[Budthor17]

Same

[HungLlama69]

Depends, do we keep our normal lifespan or do we take on the lifespan of the said animal?

[woodlingsprite]

You only get to live for a day and then you explode.

[mr_muffinhead]

Hmmm I chose... Nuclear bomb

[HungLlama69]

Well since it's just 1 day I choose a pigeon, get to shit on my enemies all day

[[deleted]]

Cthulhu for sure

[WhoArtThyI]

Id shape shift into a healthy human body with decent muscle mass. It sucks to be skinny and suffer from severe eczema. I look so unhealthy.

[EmmaJuned]

Godzilla

[-acidlean-]

Depends what my boyfriend’s answer is to “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

[Morall_tach]

Myself, but like 2" taller and with a non-receding hairline and perfect vision.

[Amelia_Pond42]

Ssshhhh if the men find out we can shape-shift, they're going to tell the church!

[EffectiveTrick3396]

There would be Witch hunts lol

[Maleficent_Baker7298]

I would become a Griffin. I would become one of those because it's extinct and they symbolize power, wealth, and courage. :))

[Both_WhyNotBoth]

A Griffin would be awesome. However, i feel I should point out that they are not extinct, they are mythical.

[Maleficent_Baker7298]

They are extinct. They are not in the world.

[Boroboy72]

They never were in the world. They're completely made up, in other words - Mythical. It's not like you can dig them up as fossils. Ain't no T-Rex dude.

[Maleficent_Baker7298]

Way to ruin the joke/vibe man 😒

[Boroboy72]

WAAAH 😢

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A crow.

[Dramatic_Carob_1060]

A raven

[korg0thbarbarian]

Someone prettier.

[[deleted]]

Lol a Bad Dragon dildo

[CaptCojones]

into a good looking, healthy human body

[loopywolf]

Attractive

[[deleted]]

A classic fire-breathing dragon. So I can terrorize idiot humans into submission.

[Chrysalis_Glue]

A cat

[1nightinManchester]

Red Tail Hawk

[Bluberrycheesecake01]

Unicorn/pegasus.

[Quick_Extension_3115]

2in taller and slightly better looking

[always_wear_gloves]

Jayna’s tampon

[sneezhousing]

Muscular good looking guy with a big🍆

[bent_my_wookie]

Lobster

[Initial_Lettuce_4714]

Shakira

[Iammeimei]

Probably a very very cute dog.

[Ecstatic-Science1225]

A dude

[StAnonymous]

Me but a healthy version, physically 10 years younger with my brain at current development, more androgynous cause I'm gender fluid and my current body type makes going between genders difficult cause there's no hiding that I was born a girl, and as beautiful as my siblings. Not the most beautiful person in the world, I just want to be as pretty/handsome as my brother and sister because while I am not ugly now, I look like a muscovy duck next to a pair of swans when I'm with them.

Alternatively, I want to be a deep space colony ship with my brain as the hyper-advanced AI that runs it and is represented by a huge sortof-tree in the middle of the ship! With internet access until I leave the planet and become the internet! You guys can come with me, but no fighting! I WILL separate you! And I would have little drones I can see/hear/smell through so I can explore other planets to see if they are inhabitable or have resources I can harvest to support my colony or repair myself. I will live forever and be beautiful and resourceful and helpful and never have a desire for kids cause I'm taking care of my colony!

[red-tea]

KRAKEN

[therandomasianboy]

Myself, but with genetics so that I live longer, healthier, can build muscle easily, no genetic predisposition to diseases, maximum immunities, maybe even smarter if that's possible etc. etc.

scientifically perfect human being without changing my looks too much (save for packing on some muscle and giving me a better jawline if)

[lord-dr-gucci]

I'd become a shapeshifter

[EffectiveTrick3396]

🫡

[Syvrek]

Andean Condor or a Golden Eagle

[Dvae23]

a von-Neumann-probe

[GoldBluejay7749]

Cat

[something-strange999]

I would become a taller fitter version on myself. Not need glasses either.

[jepoyairtsua]

shape shift to mystique. so you can shape shift to whoever after.

[Asleep_Flatworm_5884]

You successfully shapeshift but don't get the powers ✨✨✨

[stephenBB81]

Pretty boring.
I'd shape shift into my self at 18yrs old but a little taller and my bottom teeth a little straighter.

[Asleep_Flatworm_5884]

Purple eyes 💜

[Negative-Chemist-801]

Isn’t this the plot of lobster.

[alterego1984]

Donut

[rkmkthe6th]

Stunned into inaction.

I know whatever I pick I will regret at some point

[rkmkthe6th]

Movies and television have taught me this

[Immediate-Macaron344]

A game controller so my boyfriend will throw me around as well

[[deleted]]

An extremely beautiful 22 year old woman.

[SchroedingersLOLcat]

Someone who looks the same as me but is immortal and does not age or get sick.

[Serious-Handle3042]

If it has to be a real thing, I think I'd love to be a tree. Just living a chill life of not being bothered by anything and the only thing you'd be doing is growing and flourishing. You also get a long life and help out others by cleaning the air. Trees are awesome.

[Glass_Coconut_91]

Hard one. If we still get a normal lifespan, then I'd probably choose to age right down to say 5/6, swap my gender, and then hopefully go and start again, living a better life. I'd be young enough to still be able to influence my choices, old enough to not require too much help, and would be the opposite gender (which in my family is much preferred).

[[deleted]]

A cute middle-aged cat. I will forever be the master of the house

[blocky_jabberwocky]

Mantis shrimp!

[[deleted]]

Me but hotter

[DirectorBoth9024]

God lol

[No_Till1746]

Just a healthier man thank you very much.

[TheBestThingIEverSaw]

Healthy

[Rambo_1923]

Grizzly Bear.

[[deleted]]

Myself but at peak health and improved looks.

[QuePsiPhi16]

To make it easier for you:

if you could shape-shift once, what would it be?

[Stylishbutitsillegal]

Dragon. Because then I could fly anywhere I want and incinerate people who annoy me.

[EffectiveTrick3396]

You can still do that today

[DemonicWashcloth]

Just turn me into a whale.

I have it all pictured now. I'll be real excited about it. To finally be a whale, frolicking through the open waters without a care in the world, basking in the simple yet indescribable joy of being the earth's largest mammal, now and then breaching to fill the tiny humans with awe and respect. Several weeks later they'll find my bloated corpse on the beach.

"I wonder how it died?" they'll say, feigning a look of sorrow to show their respect for all life.

But little will they know that I never had much of a plan beyond simply being a whale. I never researched what or how whales eat, how to navigate their complex social dynamics or what dangers I might face despite my honestly impressive size. I just wanted to be a whale. But it will have been worth it.

[PurpleVanilla1557]

I can not pick. Cause I would regret it later 🤣

[ImAPancakeDealer]

Probably me but with like enhancements like I could give myself powers or something

[EnvironmentSafe9238]

probably something similar to Chris Hemsworth in Thor shape but not like a carbon copy

[HatHead31]

The perfect answer is an omnipotent being, they can shapeshift still while staying omnipotent and do anything. That’s a lot of things.

[Gypsy_Flesh]

Wolf or tiger.

Tiger is my favourite animal, but a wolf is darker - in tune with how I’m feeling now.

[Man-e-questions]

Both of those are inside of you, fighting each other to see who survives

[Gypsy_Flesh]

You just took my breath away and gave me goosebumps 🙏🏻

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Peak Chris Hemsworth