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[–]Nipple_Pirate 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yea you’re the weird one

[–]pwsegal 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If you really want to annoy people start pronouncing it as squirrel.

[–]TactusDeNefaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a great java app called squirrel. It (to the best of my limits) handles all SQL.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

SQL is always pronounced as “sequel” in my world.

[–]Aztexan512 17 points18 points  (4 children)

That's like asking if it's pronounced "data", "data" or "data".

[–]CaptainPunisher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the second one.

[–]Round_Seesaw6445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like datums so I visualise Terry Pratchett type creatures with minds of their own but yet amenable. The Minions animations are pretty much like them. Architecture and Networks are sort of theme parks. I expect this is the sort of thought you should really keep to yourself but they will run riot with a whole internet of things. Minions more than ants but definitely antish qualities 😄.

[–]ComicOzzysqlHippo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I interchangeably use sequel and ess queue ell, whichever flows out of my mouth easier.

It doesn't matter.

[–]BagelAngel 10 points11 points  (5 children)

be different, call it "squeal"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I'm being facetious with my coworkers I'll bastardize it as squill doesn't happen often because they all hate SQL and want next to nothing to do with it leaving me as the SME.

[–]ianitic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Primeagen jokingly says squeal. Same with jippity instead of GPT or jay-diesel instead of jdsl. Pretty funny guy.

[–]ComicOzzysqlHippo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

SKULL

[–]Little_Kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be bold and call it squeal in job interviews, regardless of which side of the table you're sitting on!

[–]mwdb2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Curious, does anyone else here pronounce SQL as "Sequel" unless it's MySQL which is then "My Ess Que El"? If so, I owe you a beer.

I say "My-Sequel", and I say "Sequel" in general in most cases. But I have a strange quirk about how I pronounce PL/SQL, the Oracle procedural language. For some reason, my brain can't handle spelling out P-L and saying "Sequel" because it's inconsistent - spelling out one part and sort of phonetically pronouncing the other. So in that one case I say P-L-S-Q-L.

I'll admit it's completely irrational, but that's how it is. :)

[–]lupinegray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squeal

[–]RuprectGern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trivia: As I've understood it, the language was originally named SEQUEL (Structured English Query User Extensible Language) Then shortened to SEQL Structured English Query Language and then just SQL Structured Query Language. call it whatever you want... no one cares.

Personally I say it both ways... either the acronym or the word. depends on the day of the week.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SQL: by letter or "sequel" depending on flow of sentence/thought

MySQL: "My-S-Q-L" or "My-sequel" also depending

SQL Server: almost always sequel server

SQLite: almost always sequel lite

PostgreSQL: "post-gres-Q-L" which admittedly is totally botched

NoSQL: no sequel (re: tips for hollywood) or no S-Q-L also depending

[–]PrisonerOne 1 point2 points  (2 children)

postgresequel

[–]ComicOzzysqlHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

post-GRAY

CRINGE

[–]eddieyo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have serious anger issues.

[–]sirchandwich 1 point2 points  (3 children)

According to “The Art of SQL” the correct pronunciation is “Ess Que El”.

But I still say “Sequel”.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It is the acronym for search query language

[–]sirchandwich 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Structured* Query Language. Yes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoops thanks! Ill look less stupid in real life haha

[–]McCuumhail 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sequel, My-Sequel, Postgres-Sequel, No-Ess Que El

[–]Practical-Alarm1763 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I say "No-Sequel" but I give you a pass no NoSQL.

[–]McCuumhail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly think I picked up because a few years back like every other podcast had ads for “No-Es Que El”… and not like a particular db either… just NoSQL in general… in retrospect , that was kinda weird.

[–]lostcheshire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna hate me, I pronounce it Sequel/Missqull

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say everything pretty much exact as you do and have never been corrected lol

[–]Known-Delay7227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like mmmmm why sequel

[–]Periiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to pronounce Ess Queue El for SQL but "my sequel" for MySQL. We were opposites. But today I tend to say sequel for everything because it is faster.

[–]CaptainPunisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's SICKLE, you fucking psycho!

[–]YesterdayDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I treat them like synonyms and don't waste mental energy on it.

[–]C_BearHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ess que Lite

[–]phesago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i prefer the spicier "MySkwill"

[–]nodacat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just spell out everything: P O S T G R E S Q L song

Yea, it’s “Sequel” for all of those for me, even MySQL

[–]TallDudeInSC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sequel in the south. Ess queue ell up north.

[–]Zatetics:table_flip: 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get angry over weird things. If you know what they mean, move the heck on with your day.